i assigned charas based on dialogue, so yall might see some overlap!

mostly Infinity War, with some others!

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JoJo: *walking back from her talk w Giorno sulking*
Trent: *out of nowhere* Josette Joestar, i'm Trent Una. i need you to come with me.
JJ: *visible confusion*
T: oh— uh, welcome to Naples by the way.
JJ: i'm sorry, you giving out tickets or sumn?
T: we need your /help/. because it's not overselling it to say the successes of both our plots depend on it.

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Hiroaki: *stretching to get ready for Sphinx*
Lilliano: ... on a scale hither to undreamt of.
H: did you /seriously/ just say "hither to undreamt of"?
L: are you /seriously/ stretching on my kitchen counter??
L: *smacks his foot (and ass) down*
H: *stumbles back* *shocked*
Everyone: *stunned silence*
H: i'm........ going to allow that.

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*surrounded by vampires*
Alexandre: you know how to turn this situation around?
JoJo: *scoffs* yeah, /now/ he wants to run. great.
A: i want to /get out in one piece/.
JJ: and i want you to thank me now. go ahead, i'm listening.
A: for whAt? blasting that vampire off and nearly drenching me in infectious innards?
JJ: WHO just saved your arrow-firing ass?! mE
A: i seriously don't know how you fit your head into that scarf
JJ: admit it. you should've ducked out when i was distracting the vampires. i benched you, you refused.
A: unlike everyone else in your life, /i don't take orders from you/
JJ: and dUE to that fACt we're now surrounded by bloodthirsty monsters, ankle-deep in undead corpses, with no backup.
Trent: i'm backup—
JJ: nO. you're not even in this scene. the Joestars are talking.
A: i-i'm sorry, i'm confUSED as to the relationship— what IS she, your /ward/?
T: N O. i'm Trent.
A: Alexandre.
T: oH we're using French variations!! um *processing* i'm Trente, then.
A:
A:
A: *dONE*

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Alexandre: i'm half Joestar. so like, the 50% of me that's stUPID—
JoJo: *narrows her eyes*
A: that's 100% y o u
JJ: D:< your math is blOWING MY M I N D

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JoJo/Trent/Lilliano/Arlo/Stella: *wrecks mfkin havoc*
Them: hi mother
Them: have i made you pRoUd?

alt:
Dorotea: *wrecks havoc*
D, to the nuns who raised her: hi sisters!!
D: have i made you pROUD???!?!!!? >:))))))

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JoJo gang: *gets involved w Passione*
Them: it's an aCTUAL MAFIA!!! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!¡!!!
Lilliano, steeping tea by his kitchen counter: what's the matter with you kids, never seen a mafia before?¿

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Marino, meeting Lilliano for the first time: *whispering* d-do we bow?
Hiroaki: yeAh he's a mAFIOSO!¡
JoJo, walking up to L: seems like i'm always thanking you for something
Them: *shake hands*
M: aHEm *deep bow*
H: *trying his hardest to not shit his pants laughing* what are you dOing??!?!
L: uh, we... we don't do that here
M: >:0 *betrayed look*
H: *FUCKING DIES LAUGHING*

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Dorotea: what are you doing??
Les Fleurs: i've acquired the ability... of standing.... so, incredibly, s t i l l,,,,,, i become INVISIBLE to the eye.......... so, s l o w...... that it's /imperceptible/..,..,, i'm S U R E i'm i n v i s i b l e
Ontario, walking in: aaaaaAAAAAAAAA MOTHERFUCKING SPIDER

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Lilliano: ... yeah, but— i mean, these vampires we're talking about, they're... the /toughest/ problem there is right now
Hiroaki: well they've never fought me
L: yea they have :/
H: wElL they've never fought me TWICE!! :) :) :)

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Arlo, holding Ontario at gunpoint: wHAT MASTER DO YOU SERVE??
Ontario: what mAsTeR do i serve— what am i supposed to say, J E S U S ¿?
Stella: *crashing in* your dad's in the mafia??
O: not in the mafia he's in Passione
A: yea that's the mAFiA you dIPsHIt— *donuted by KfaD*

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Lilliano: *badass sword moves*
Hiroaki: how much for the sword??
L: not for sale.
H: aight, how much for your heart? ;) ;) ;)
L:
L: *creeped-out expression*
L: *walks away*
H: awwwwh i'll get that heart ;;;;;;)

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DoDo: *walking back from his meeting with Ontario*
Arlo: you don't have ANY money??!
DD:
DD: attachment to the material, is detachment from the spiritual.
Stella: i'll tell the hotel receptionists
S: maybe they'll give us a metaphysical room with an extra bed

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Hiroaki, full Sphinx transition: *headbutting trees, purring loudly, jumping around puddles of water, stupid big cat shit*
Lilliano: *concerned*
Marino: *hissing* dude you're /embarrassing/ me in front of the m a f i o s o

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that's all :D suggest more if u want!