a bunch of random thoughts tbh

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yeaaa rmb when that was supposed to be one of the main plot points? now we've got apocalyptic bloodsuckers haizzz

living together hcs (i have smol brain i can no think of many pls forgi🅱️e)

- JoJo sleeps in a lot & always misses breakfast

- Lilliano cooks breakfast btw. thanks to his sword practice he flips pancakes & eggs & all sorts of other things like nobody's business.

- their schedules are too fucked up honestly so they just cook for themselves/order for lunch separately

- Marino cooks dinner mostly, but he actually doesn't /love/ cooking for everyone, sometimes he has other obligations or other things he wanna do, sometimes he just wanna enjoy food made by others yanno? but he's kinda resident cook so they make him do it, but whenever he seems busy or irritable ppl will come in to help him

- if the movie room is ever occupied, and loudass demonic laughter is coming from it, it's 100% Dorotea watching sitcoms. she /cannot/ control her laughter.

- Ontario has an actual dancing pole set up in his room; he'd just hop onto it randomly & ppl will walk in to see him in all sorts of weirdass positions
Hiroaki: *barging in* yo dude i—
Ontario, upside-down on the pole w arms & legs in all directions: yea?
H: can you get down i—
O: why? i can hear you you can hear me just say what u gotta say
H: ...... can you stop practicing at fucking 4 in the morning im right below you i can hear everything
O: i do not practice at 4am its usually 7 u should fix ur sleeping habits
H: 7am /is/ sleeping time
O: not if you wanna be strong & healthy
H: oh? oh really? oh you wanna fight dontcha get down here i'll show you strength
O, climbing further up the pole: okay bitch boy how bout you come get me? awww you cant?? maybe somebody needs to get stronger—
H: *summons Sphinx & fucking leaps at him*
~ to be continued ~

- DoDo has to build a gym & dance studio after that

- JoJo practices her ballet but she's super embarrassed abt it so she usually sneaks into the dance studio, does it super fast & leave. but she couldn't record alone so in the end she swallowed her pride to ask for Ontario's help. but he was super nice abt it, so now they're dance buddies in secret

- also!!! (if i rmb correctly) LittleSeventhSage told me Alexandre does aerial silk so,,,,, he & Ontario are non-secret dance buddies, unlike JoJo Alex doesn't give a damn who's watching he'll just be like "ok feast yo eyes" & do it

- Dorotea uses up all the hot water by accident, whenever she does a diy hair spa day. Ontario takes baths & knowingly uses it up. and idk what they do in there but Alex & Chris occasionally use up all the hot water as well.

- Stella walked into Arlo doing a perfect smoky eye once. turns out the man cosplays. it's obvious whenever he has gone off to a con bc he leaves the bathroom an absolute MESS.

- speaking of mess, his room is most definitely terribly messy, but he forbids anyone from cleaning it bc "i won't know where anything is"
DoDo: but you already don't, look at ur piles of clothing on the floor i bet you can never find shit
Arlo: name an outfit & i'll get it
DD: fine, the pacsun sweatpants with your fila hoodie and those socks that look like cowboy boots
Arlo: *instantly locates pants & socks* damn where's the hoodie
DD: hAh i /told/ you—
Arlo: oh WAIT didn't you borrow it from me yesterday? /who's/ the disorganized one now bitch
DD: ,, *sweats*

- Stella's robot dog is usually well-behaved, but sometimes it goes haywire & starts acting like a fnaf character >:'D rip anyone going to the kitchen just wanting some water at night

- HORROR MOVIE NIGHTS!!!!!
scream like a siren: Stella, Arlo, Marino, JoJo (& she gets /super/ embarrassed)
try to keep quiet even tho they're pissing their pants: DoDo, Hiroaki, Dorotea, Chris, Ontario
????? is this supposed to be scary: Lilliano, Trent, Alex

- also ROMANTIC/SAD MOVIE NIGHTS
bawl their eyes out: Lilliano, Arlo, Chris
joke abt the movie being stupid but secretly sobbing: Alex, Dorotea, JoJo, Marino, Trent
dead inside: DoDo, Stella (she wrote too many fanfics shit like this don't affect her anymore), Hiroaki (wHat iS lOVE?¿), Ontario (it just seems so unrealistic to him)

- they would share blankets but Hiroaki would hog all of it. when everyone else becomes cold, he complains he's cold too just so they petition for Lilliano (who's like the human sun btw) to sit next to him & give them some blankets back...... win-win is all i'll say

- BRAID TRAINS
hell yea: Lilliano, Stella, Dorotea, Hiroaki, Arlo
hell naw: Ontario (he doesn't wanna mess up his preexisting hairstyle), DoDo (doesn't particularly enjoy ppl touching his head), Alex, Chris (they will play with each other's hair tho)
hell naw attitude but secretly imploding: TRENT, JoJo, Marino

- listened to WAP today & i cannot stop imagining a scenario where DoDo has a karaoke room in his house, & Dorotea & Ontario fucking LIGHT IT UP jamming to this song

- Dorotea probably gets so into it it's scary

- LIP SYNC BATTLE
fucking slays it: ONTARIO, Dorotea, Arlo, DoDo, Hiroaki
not the greatest but try their best: Stella, Marino, Chris
n o p e: JoJo, Alex, Trent, Lilliano

(wait a damn minute what if i do a housemates au but they quarantine together)

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(taken from my convo w skiddynoddlez )

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this thing but w Marino, so

(skiddy)
Marino: Everyone's asleep.
Marino:
Marino: *slowly pulls out art materials*

(me)

wait shit

- him painting a huge dildo onto DoDo's bedside table just to see him super embarrassed like a fucking grandpa

- painting over canned drinks to fool Stella into thinking they're 5hr energy cans but actually they're healthy stuff like juice or milk TwT

- pretend he scribbled all over Arlo's beloved hat but its just like cling film or sth

- BRUH: setting up this huge paper pole inside Ontario's room & watch him be super confused when he tries to dance on it and it just crumples, like "wtf am i,,,, have i been dancing on paper all along is this the matrix whAT'S HAPPENING"

- replacing all the sockets in Hiroaki's room w fake ones & watch him slowly go insane bc he cant plug in any of his games

- he would TOTALLY draw weird horror shit/glow in the dark shit to scare JoJo, it works & she gets so pissed

- oh yea also he'd paint fake eggs onto Hiroaki's breakfast plate, & THE CONFUSED SLEEPY IDIOT WILL EAT IT

- wait: Lilliano sharing his breakfast w Hiroaki to calm him down after he gets a mouthful of (safe to eat) paint, & them just sitting there eating off of each others forks 🥺🥺

- oh no he would replace trent's hair products w paint water—

- jk but fr tho if ppl in the house seems down sometimes he'll paint funny faces and cute sayings onto eggs or wtv so they see it & cheer up ;m;
JJ: *depressed*
JJ: *sees an egg with a heart on it*
M: i hope ya lik—
JJ: *wordlessly cracks it in half & breaks the heart*
M: *internally* oh fuck she doesnt like—
JJ: *smiling* thanks that was rly cute

And lololol for his bday all of them pitch in to draw him a body pillow of Ontario, even Ontario volunteered to be the live model, & when it finished its butt-ugly w wonky proportions & weirdass colors but it's secretly Marino's favorite thing in the world

(skiddy)
All of them: TA-DA
Marino:
Marino:
Marino: *starts crying*

Marino: IT'S SO UGLY
All: oh
Marino: I LOVE IT

- he would also paint realistic water onto the floor & watch EVERYONE avoid it like the idiots they are 💀

no but Marino would totally make this just to fuck w ppl

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since Alexandre is half Pillar Man & i think it was Pleasenobodynoticeme who told me once that they hc him to have to drink blood or sth to survive -> he probably experiences that "stand up & suddenly your vision goes black" thing on the reg just bc his body sometimes kinda digests his own blood too

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what do your OCs smell like 👁👃👁

i kinda winged Christopher's ones in that last chapter, but i think since he likes plants & his Hamon has healing qualities he probably smells like wildflowers or rly pleasant grass/plants smell

haha it would make sense if DoDo as a rich boye would just suffocate everyone w how much cologne he has on, but honestly i think JoJo would be the one who smells rly nice, her signature perfume would always be this weird sweet-tart thing it's honestly kind of addicting

while DoDo usually just smells like his fabric softener or maybe shampoo, he forgets perfume is a thing most of the time. his bedroom always smells rly nice tho bc of all the fabric softener he uses on his sheets. but!! going w the psychologist idea i have for him, he probably has a very relaxing scent, like he stands next to u & suddenly u feel better for some weird reason.

(man why does this sound like omegaverse au it ain't pls spare me)

Lilliano & Hiroaki would be "delicious hair duo" bc Lilly probably takes rly good care of his hair, even if he doesn't have time to do fancy salon treatments for it all the time, he buys these rly expensive & good shampoo & conditioner, & those usually smell rly good. and Hiroaki,,, i mean if you like males & you've never gotten a whiff of a dude when he has his hair gelled, you're missing out. IT'S HEAVEN. Hiroaki just smells so good all the damn time it's unfair.

Lilly is probably torn between wanting Hiro to have his hair down & wanting him to gel it so he can sniff it hdjdhsksjm

hc that Trent usually doesn't smell like anything? but once he takes his bun apart, FWOOOOSH it will hit u like a ton of bricks. also some very potent hair products.

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this but Gianmarco as Dabi, Kasumi as Hawks, Josette as Natsuo, Celeste as Fuyumi, DoDo as Aizawa, & Irene as All Might

bruh sb do this for jbm

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also calling all artists (jk yall do what yall want):

just sum (kpop artists') outfits i've been thinking abt a lot,,,,,

TRENT WOULD WEAR THIS CHANGE MY MIND

POV: idk what u did but Arlo is threatening u now

mbfdhgsjwhwb idk *incoherent mumbling abt starlodo gang* (i give them too much attention tbh jojo/lilliano gang is s o b b i n g) but also STELLA (& girls in general rl) IN SUITS

yo this on spn!LilliHiro duo would be 😳🔥🔥

this strikes me as a Hiroaki - Marino thing lol, idk who would wear what tho

idk who would wear these either but yall can decide

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that's all yoink wow it got longer than i expected