so i was making Hiroaki's character card right

and

don't test me bitch or i WILL put you in >:(

and then

einsamkeit-- hope this is enough to satisfy u

i found cat memes or wtv???????

if u r an artist, guess what, u have been cursed to attempt drawing these.

(also sorry for the weird captions i took screenshots from pinterest—)

Lilliano (center one) just tryna be a good capo while Dorotea's like "shush bitch.... ik we both work for Passione but at the rate it's going rn........ jofoe time 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪" (plot spoilers?? 👀👀👀)

Arlo when he FINALLY realizes wtf he's gotten himself into,,,,,, like bruh he just wanted a peaceful life in his nice apartment w the cute neighbors working at the grocery store n wtv......... what the shit is going on w these vampire descendants why tf do they keep saying "God" in italian—

Hiroaki after coming down from his full-power sphinx rampage..... probably rammed thru 27 buildings.... woke up stabbed like a javelin across a wall or sth........ smh boi doesnt know when to stop

Christopher & Alexandre, no cap.

Ontario throughout all of this, sipping from his wine glass surreptitiously: "so anyway.. crazy stuff going on huh........ anybody i can get some money from.... richass english & italian hoes.... here i come.." (the flat girl in the background is DoDo after he swiped all his money 🤭🤭)

MARINO cos einsamkeit-- called it 😫😔

JoJo every time sb so much as glance her direction

Wassup I'm Trent I'm 17 and I never fucking learned how to be a normal, non-vengeful teenager
Alt: him catching all the fckin hands after he keeps ruining everything bc "fuck Passione"
Alt-alt: him catching all the fckin LOVE bc hdjsgsjsgsh youngest member??? ya BET—

Lilliano, 22, a good person™️, looking at all the problem children in the JoBro gang:
(fill in what you will)

Stella caught wandering around at 3am probably

any one of the italian charas going to the other countries (england, japan, paris) & having to eat pizza there:

DoDo (yes he's in agony)

IM KIDDING THIS IS HIROAKI, OH GOD WILL I EVER BE ABLE TO GET THIS IMAGE OUTTA MY HEAD