out of context spoilers??

headcanons that i will stand by FOREVER (and may or may not have been validated by Araki himself):
- Kira uses pet names
- Kira is such a doting and good™️ s/o

also, BOTTOM DIAVOLO RIGHTS. like bruh. Kira has so much bde?? works an office job but can afford a car n a house n jewelry and basically everything; hid his identity in plain sight, CHANGED his freaking id last minute, DEVELOPED A NEW POWER to protect his id a second time. haven't read Dead Man's Questions but EVEN IN DEATH he protected his id so well even he himself didn't know it :'D (too meta?). meanwhile what does Dia have? freaking,, "empire" of drugs built on like 4 barely-loyal minions while literally the rest of his mafia wants his head. plus his id got exposed thru a photograph. PLUS he got rejected by the arrow while Kira got chosen lmfaooooo :'D

like

if this ain't Kira then who is it? whO IS IT????? 😩😩😩😩😩

also, just,, like:
- Kira evidently spoils his s/o's, and he wants to make them happy for as long as the relationship still works
- Dia probably craves to be spoiled by someone, idk i guess being in a position of power and being so uptight for too long does that to u
- idk man just let me enjoy my preferred kiraboss arrangement

i do be kinning diavolo tho wtf OwO let's see:
- i have nice natural hair
- i don't wanna have kids
- i kinda wanna get a tattoo
- i got killer queen in a stand quiz so the power of kiraboss validates me

that's?? it????

what do y'all think this oneshot is about :'D