if y'all know me since my ina11 days, y'all will know that

i

LOVE

the whump trope 😌

and also mafia AUs 🔫

like literally. u come to me and say u want an AU? MAFIA. what do your ships do? GET INJURED AND THEN ONE OF THEM PATCHES THE OTHER UP. then they get together bc obviously playing hospital resolves aallllll romantic & sexual tensions how can they not immediately confess :)

some of my strange addictions fam. literally. rn i'm writing mostly for jjba part 5, and there they're already gangsters so i can't pull the ol mafia trick. BUT i'm looking at you pts 1-4 >:) PLUS gangsters or not nobody is immune to injuries >;))

anyway tho

i did say i'm gna reveal some of my jjba plans?? so

1) trying out requests for a bit, since i had a talk with my mom the other day and i might try to find ways to make money from writing :0 (fyi there are still 2 open slots!)

2) might make an "abba's hair salon" series where abbacchio bonds w bucci gang members through styling their hair ✂️ giorno is finished, plus i already have ideas for bucci and fugo 👀 (also i'm sorry fugo stans for not liking fugo before, i actually kinda like him now??? ōh noés)

3) oneshot / short fic for a bruabba photographer/model AU. i STFG i've been thinking about this for SO long, i just need to start writing it 😭

4) most definitely gonna make a oneshot series where all the titles are dumb meme quotes from jojo (i.e. kono dio da, shiiiiizaaaaaa, toki wo tomare...) but will the oneshots themselves hurt? maybe 🤭🤫

5) idk if this will actually happen, but maybe a series where i rewrite movie scenes and plug jjba ships into it (like the UNCLE AU fugonara one)

that's it!!! now let's see if i can make these happen, hAhaHa :'D