seonghwa oppar's good lil boys 😉

me
HEYYYY

guess where i'm headed whores 🤭🤭🤭

yunho <3
WAIT WHAT
???!!! NO FUCKING WAY
BUT BABE ITS UR BIRTHDAY TOMORROW

me
i know 🙈

yunho <3
AA WHY COULDN'T U TELL ME U WERE COMING SOONER
I NEED TO GET U A PRESENT NOW <:((((

me
WHAT NO
U DONT NEED TO
as long as i see u and get to hug u for twenty seconds at the very LEAST i am satisfied

jongho
YOU'RE COMING TO KOREA?!,!?!?????

me
YEAH!!!!

jongho
OH MY GOD
YEAH!!
this might just be the best news i've received all month

me
AWH STOP
mine too though honestly
im so happy i get to see u guys again

hongjoong
be fucking real
"you guys" is just san we aren't dense

me
THATS NOT TRUE.
i mean yeah i'm super super excited to see sannie again i cant deny that
but i feel the same way ab all of u!!

hwa
you're so cute woo

sannie ❤️‍🩹
pardon me

me
:o

sannie ❤️‍🩹
anyway
AH DARLING UR SO PRETTY

me
SAN

sannie ❤️‍🩹
WHY DO U LOOK LIKE THAT THIS WORLD IS SO CRUEL

me
STOP ITTTTDHHDHD
thank u my sannie ☹️

sannie ❤️‍🩹
don't be angel

yunho <3
😆😁😀🙂😶😮😲😧😐😕🙁☹️😣😖😓😭

sannie ❤️‍🩹
i cant wait to finally see u again

me
i know u can't
it's all you've been talking ab since i told u

sannie ❤️‍🩹
u can't blame me

me
no i can't
not when i'm just as bad

jongho
Stop fucking flirting

me
no

sannie ❤️‍🩹
stole the words right from me wooyo!

me
omgosh thats soooooo crazy!!!
it's like we're meant to be

sannie ❤️‍🩹
destiny am i right

me
we're fated sannie

jongho
i hate you
i hate you both
the pair of you are disgusting!!!!!
got me sick to my stomach

hongjoong
thats literally such a lie
u have Woosan Couple Goals scribbled across ur forehead

me
awh jjong 🥺🥺🥺our biggest supporter
you're such a cutie pie

sannie ❤️‍🩹
u may as well officiate our wedding

jongho
why is this the 2nd time you've mentioned a wedding in like. a week
YOU'RE NOT EVEN TOGETHER

me
WE TECHNICALLY ARE SHUT UP

yunho <3
PAUSE
WEDDING?????

me
oh yeah
sannie n i are getting married :D

yunho <3
oh
my
god

hwa
not literally yunnie
i can see u breaking a wall from all the way over here 

sannie ❤️‍🩹
er
YES literally. i think u mean

hwa
don't be ridiculous san

yunho <3
all these mixed signals im getting dizzy 😖😖😖

sannie ❤️‍🩹
IM NOT BEING RIDICULOUS
wooyo tell him pls
we are getting married aren't we? 😑

me
i'd end it all if we didn't in the next five years
but hwa is pretty rational and normal functioning so ofc he'd think that!!!

yunho <3
can i be ur best man though

me
i would crucify you otherwise
OF COURSE U ARE
WHO ELSE WOULD I WANT TO BE MY BEST MAN

yunho <3
GAHHHH
THANK U WOOYOUNGIE I LOVE U 💗💗💗

me
I LOVE U THE MOST OK

hongjoong
... who is sans best man

sannie ❤️‍🩹
why do u ask
is there perhaps smth u want??
🤗🤗🤗

hongjoong
shut the fuck up

sannie ❤️‍🩹
no need to have a meltdown it's obviously u
oh and hwa
and jjong

hwa
awh san 🥹

jongho
YES BITCHESSSS
LETS FUCKING GO

hongjoong
YOU HAVE THREE BEST MEN????
WHY

sannie ❤️‍🩹
SO WHAT
WE BOTH DO

me
YEAH
my little gay canadian friends kevin n jacob
im not sure if u remember them

hwa
we first met at their hotel room didn't we?

me
yasss thats them
u got some god tier memory hwa

hongjoong
BUT WHY DO U NEED THREE BEST MEN

sannie ❤️‍🩹
WHY R U POPPING A BONER OVER THIS
IS IT THAT SERIOUS

hongjoong
YES???
NOBODY HAS THREE BEST MEN

me
we make the rules 😈😈😈
traditions suck ass anyway who cares

hongjoong
okay that's somewhat true i'll admit

sannie ❤️‍🩹
see EXACTLY
dont underestimate us we aren't that deranged hyung

hongjoong
shifting the blame onto me as if u dont act it every time u inhale a breath

me
i mean we're all deranged to some extent aren't we

sannie ❤️‍🩹
even hwa

me
EVEN HWA
thats crazy
hwa hwa hwa tell us smth rad you've done

hwa
me?

me
YES YOU
you HAVE to have done smth unhinged at some point right?

hongjoong
right

hwa
joongie :<

me
JOONG SPILL

sannie ❤️‍🩹
trust me baby that's not what u want

yunho <3
even i agree on that

me
if it's that bad then i in fact DO want to know
spill spill spill
this is urgent this is a Life Or Death matter what if i Died tomorrow

sannie ❤️‍🩹
wooyo please

me
go away sannie ☺️
hongjoooooongjoongjoongjooongjoooooooooong
tell. me.

hongjoong
no

me
WHY

hongjoong
i said no

me
and i said WHY

mingi
aw he's embarrassed 😆
that's a shame bc he gave hwa a handjob at the back of class once in high school!!!

jongho
i knew it was going to be that.

me
IM SORRY????

sannie ❤️‍🩹
what did i tell u 

hongjoong
oh fuck off

hwa
come on mings

mingi
they weren't even dating at this stage either..
hwa just got hard for Some reason and joong was all "awh poor pookie dookie seongie let me give u a hand"
and he quite literally did 😰😰

me
I
I DONT KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR GAPE
DID U NOT GET CAUGHT?????!!!!!

hwa
thankfully not ><

me
how can u act so innocent after what i've just been told
fucking exhibitionists

sannie ❤️‍🩹
because it's all an act
they are filthy.

me
ok but hwa real question here
did u finish

sannie ❤️‍🩹
dude

mingi
WHY ARE U WORSE THAN ME

hongjoong
of course he fucking finished
i give some exceptional handjobs alright

me
dang alright
i was just asking u don't need to feel so insulted

hongjoong
you're assuming i can't make a guy orgasm 😐

me
u were in a CLASSROOM i can't help but assume
...wait
WHICH CLASS WAS IT

sannie ❤️‍🩹
this is not necessary

me
yes it is sannie
i'm curious

yunho <3
curious george

me
omgosh that show was my shit

yunho <3
RIGHTTT it was so cute

hwa
oh umm
i'm pretty sure we were in history!

sannie ❤️‍🩹
the enthusiasm ..

hongjoong
u sound homophobic

sannie ❤️‍🩹
bc i am LMAOOOOOO
being gay is just a pointless waste of time anyway

me
u called me pretty ten mins ago

jongho
THE CALL OUT

sannie ❤️‍🩹
yeah i called u pretty bc ur pretty
not bc i'm gay 😂😂😂
not bc ur gay 😂😂😂😂
idgaf if u were

me
so if i were to teleport to u rn you'd keep it bro friendly?
is that what you're saying sannie

sannie ❤️‍🩹
absolutely

mingi
HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

sannie ❤️‍🩹
What.

mingi
sorry man
you're just really funny sometimes

me
star of the show

mingi
truly
san you're going to jump wooyoung the next time u see him don't lie now

hongjoong
real
woo u should hear the way he talks abt u

sannie ❤️‍🩹
he probably hears worse himself

me
try me joong 😜😜

hongjoong
he calls u his husband
regularly
he doesn't sound like he's joking either

me
we basically Are husbands though
i don't see anything wrong w that

jongho
who thought it was a good idea to let two delusional people fall in love

me
personally i think it was a brilliant idea

hwa
can i give my two cents?
san fully believes him and byeol are going to move to canada to live with you one day

me
oh my god

hwa
i broke him
i won 😸😸😸

me
what the fuck wait
wdym AND BYEOL???£££££?£?£

sannie ❤️‍🩹
hi

me
U NEVER TOLD ME BYEOL WILL BE COMING ALONG WITH U
HOW DARE U
HOW R U GONNA TELL HWA BUT NOT ME 💔

hwa
oh gosh

hongjoong
perhaps you were right san
it very much looks like he knows every deranged thing to have ever left ur lips!!!

sannie ❤️‍🩹
WAIT WOOYO
I DIDNT TELL U?????

me
no ☹️☹️☹️

jongho
how do y'all only manage to get worse as time goes on

sannie ❤️‍🩹
i guess i forgot to then i'm sorry my angel
but yeah ofc im not leaving byeol here
idk how migrating a cat over the ocean works though i'll have to look into it

me
oh my god oh my god oh my

yunho <3
I WAS REALLY HOPING THAT HE'D COME THROUGHHHHH

me
it's taking everything in me to not jump out of this plane window rn

sannie ❤️‍🩹
hey u can't do that
how am i meant to see u then

me
no dont worry every time the thought crosses my mind the angel on my shoulder tells me i'm seeing u in 11 hours and poof the temptation disappears

sannie ❤️‍🩹
11 hours huh
and then we can have the best week of our fucking lives

me
i am so ready sannie

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a/n: hello babes i think i have scored myself a girlfriend

more importantly however next update woosan reunion :O saved my life i hope u like it as much as i do

i miss writing 😞🫂☹️🫂😞😞😞☹️☹️☹️🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂 and i miss my wooyo can he come back please please please please please please please