the home of sexual

cob
hey singer babs ;))))))

me
cobie he's not even out of uni yet

cob
shut up thsi if urgent

me
r u fucking deaf
he's literally not gonna see this until he's done
you're kind of wasting ur time here!

cob
literallt doing this for your beneaift you ungrarefyl cocksucker

me
doesn't make u right

kev
hello
what goes on
omg u guys have a secret
why wasn't i let in on the secret 😕

me
cobie x wooyo things 💋💋
get out of here

kev
woo stop being a home wrecker

me
A HOME WRECKER??!€€{>}$*#
i'm sorry what

sannie ❤️‍🩹
ooo who are u home wrecking

me
omg omg hi sannie
WAIT NO ONE ???
THE FUCK
kevin i do not want ur man
never have n never will!!!!!
stop defaming my name

cob
nah yot did nog just say drfamwtion
being accysed of fuckinf me is loterkaly a compliemyn like

me
u mean a downgrade
sorry but who tf even r u when i have sannie

cob
EXCUSE ME

sannie ❤️‍🩹
haters gonna hate

me
RIGHT????
Ur fucking excused jackb 🤚🤚🤚
i can't stand u

cob
not whar you saif two hourd ago

kev
what happened two hours ago

sannie ❤️‍🩹
what happened two hours ago

me
NOTHING HAPPENED TWO HOURS AGO

cob
wooyounf crued all ocer my new shrut

sannie ❤️‍🩹
what

me
U BASICALLY FORCED ME TO

cob
IM SORRY FOR BEINF A GOOF FRIEND WHO WNATEG TO CHECK UP ON YOUV???

me
I DIDNT SAY YOU COULDNT DO THAT
JUST HOW R U GOING TO COMPLAIN AB IT LIKE ???

kev
so u didn't fuck

me
why would i fuck COBIE
tbf id rather fuck u

sannie ❤️‍🩹
what now.......
i was concerned like a second ago but idk anymore

cob
DUDE WGAT
THATS SOFUCKIBF RUDE

kev
thanks bbg but i don't like things up my ass

me
yeah i don't like having my cock up ass either so aren't u lucky 🙈

sannie ❤️‍🩹
what. is going on??? pls??
wooyo sweetheart are you okay?
why were you crying?

me
ummmm
jacob this is ur call

cob
no

me
what do u MEAN no

cob
you siad yot would eatherwfuck kevin tahn fuck me

kev
LOSERRRRR

me
shut the fuck up
what happened to u being a good friend though

cob
YOY SIA DYIY WOULD RATHER FUCK KEBIN THANFUCK ME

me
alright fine 😐😐
i would rather fuck u than fuck kevin.

kev
friends r so fake 😂😂😂😂😂‼️

cob
thank u bbqgirl 😊😊😊😊😊
helli singer boy

sannie ❤️‍🩹
hi ¿

cob
clears trhoat

me
oh for fucks sake
i might as well just say it myself atp

sannie ❤️‍🩹
say what

cob
go ahead then

me
noooo haha i wouldn't wanna do that to u 😅

cob
then shut up
singer bot!!!!!!!!!!

sannie ❤️‍🩹
i said hi

cob
we have a pakn

sannie ❤️‍🩹
u have a what
is that like. an illness or sth

me
HELL

sannie ❤️‍🩹
WHAT IS IT

cob
NO
WR HAVE A OLAN
A OAKN
A OLAN
A PAPN
A PLAN

kev
youre so embarrassing
sit

cob
yes master 🥺

sannie ❤️‍🩹
WHAT NOW

me
NO FUCKING WAY
FUCK U FUCK UR MOM FUCK UR DAD FUCK UR UNCLE
MOONBAE I HATE YOU????

kev
dang okay

sannie ❤️‍🩹

me
sannie you're an atheist

sannie ❤️‍🩹
not anymore
this whole experience just turned me to faith 😊🙏🙏🙏

me
IM PEEING WHAT

kev
woosan piss kink

me
WOOSAN WHAT.

sannie ❤️‍🩹
absolutely not.

cob
oh my god kevin yorue onto soemtjing

me
no he's not

cob
no he IS
why else do you take so lonf in teh bathroom then huh

me
WHAT THE FUCK
SAN IS LITERALLY ON THE OTHER AIDE OF THE WORLF
i'm just PEEING what ELSE CAN I FUCKING DO

sannie ❤️‍🩹
i just want to butt in to clarify that wooyoung is not sending me capsules of his urine!

me
SANNIEBRHEIDHDU
yk what fuck u cobie
u were meant to TELL HIM ALREADY

sannie ❤️‍🩹
tell me what though
i'm confused

cob
aloeght so.
it's wooyounfs birthdy soon

sannie ❤️‍🩹
aaa yeah it is!
11 days and counting

me
oh my fucking god
???

sannie ❤️‍🩹
what

me
no i just
i didn't know u knew that :(

sannie ❤️‍🩹
are u fucking kidding me
angel of course i know ur birthday
what kinda Husband would i be if i didn't

me
what's up w the slow painful death just SHOOT ME IN THE HEAD instead 😁😁😁

kev
what the fuck
did he just say Husband

me
he said Husband 🙏🙏

kev
capital H and all
this is serious

sannie ❤️‍🩹
yeah why wouldn't it be

me
sannie you're so sexy

sannie ❤️‍🩹
oh
thank u?

me
ur welcomes

cob
😒😒😒

sannie ❤️‍🩹
why he mad this time

me
we spoke over him 🙄🙄
we're deeply sorry for interrupting u cobie
pls go on

cob
SAN SNA SAN SINGER BOY
ATTENTION PEASE

sannie ❤️‍🩹
❓❔❓

cob
wootoung day soon = best freind needs to gieb present
present = you

kev
MY DUCKING GOD

me
quack quack

kev
WOOSAN BIRTHDAY SEX

sannie ❤️‍🩹
i'm at my mothers house rn so physically freaking out isn't ideal bc i'm w my byeol
but what exactly r u implying jacob bae

me
YOURE W BYEOL ??:£4&;&
LEY ME SEE LET ME SEE LET ME SEE
SANNIE SANNIE SANNIE
PLEASEEEEEE LET ME SEE

kev
who tf is byeol

me
who tf is kevin moon

sannie ❤️‍🩹

here u go my love
byeol is my child!
she's still not very photogenic though 😞😞

me
BYEOLIEEE MY BABY
MY PRETTY LOOK AT HERRRR
forever glowing brighter than that goofy ass moon boy!!

sannie ❤️‍🩹
ur the cutest ever

kev
i'm convinced nothing he says actually goes through ur ear canals
but o m god she's a siamese?

sannie ❤️‍🩹
yes a siamese :)))

kev
woo's right she's really really pretty

me
yassss that's my girl
getting all the praises n compliments as she should such a queen

sannie ❤️‍🩹
omg wooyo
u need to meet her
like rn
how have u not met her yet
she'll love u so so much sweetheart

me
oh sannie ☹️
i really do you're right
i'll love her so so much too :(

cob
van i finsih ONE snetence withot you gay ass whores interuekfubf me

sannie ❤️‍🩹
interuekfubf 😊😊😊

me
no

kev
THE DIFFERENCE IM CRYING

me
san would say no too if he wasn't this nice all the time

sannie ❤️‍🩹
that's probably true !

cob
fuck all of you

cobie left the chat

sannie ❤️‍🩹
oh

me
um
anyway !!!

sannie ❤️‍🩹
wait but what did he need to say
no no no
kev tell ur bf to come back

kev
he ran out of the room and just came back with ben and jerry's
and he is very angrily opening the lid!
after thorough consideration i would rather not!!

sannie ❤️‍🩹
but i need to know what he had to say
it was abt wooyo too
this is important

kev
i mean he basically said it already
present = you

sannie ❤️‍🩹
what does that mean

me
sannie r u stupid

kev
spill babygirl

sannie ❤️‍🩹
HEY
ITS NOT MY FAYLT HE DIDNT EXLLAIN WHAT THAT MEANS

kev
never comment on my boyfriends grammar ever again

me
fine 🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂
i have to do this myself
san .

sannie ❤️‍🩹
i feel like i've been waiting for this moment my whole life
yes my love
tell me (please)

me
jacob's flying me out to see u for my birthday

sannie ❤️‍🩹
what now

me
awh you sound really enthusiastic!!!!

sannie ❤️‍🩹
fuck no wait i'm SORRY I JUST
WHAT?
FOR UR FUCKING BIRTHDAY???
THATS SO SOON THOUGH??????
WOOYOUNG OB MY GOD

me
OBVIOUSLY THATS SOON
DO U HAVE A PROBLEM W THAT OR WHAT

sannie ❤️‍🩹
NO
NO OF COURSE NOT
THIS IS JUST A LOT TO TAKE IN AFTER A TWO HOUR UNI LECTURE HELLO????????
I CANT
COPE

me

sannie ❤️‍🩹
WOOYOUNG PLEASE 😭😭😭
no seriously
i cant
cope
at all

me
sounds like perfection to me  🤷‍♂️

sannie ❤️‍🩹
wooyo
:(( my sweet baby i miss u so so much
i can't believe this

me
i know </3
i miss u more more more my sannie

sannie ❤️‍🩹
wtf stop that
go back to being mean pls (don't) 💔💔
aaahwhwhhwh im spending ur bday w u!1!!1!1!1!
this is the best thing to even happen

me
i KNOW right
gonna be so much fun sannie!!!
if there's one positive thing cobie does for society it's gonna be reuniting me w the loml exactly

sannie ❤️‍🩹
im going to cry
no like ur actually going to make me cry

me
hey no
pls no crying bubs
i luv u 💞💞💞

sannie ❤️‍🩹
and i love u
i love u i love u i love u
im so happy i don't even think theres enough words to explain it

me
me too 🥲

sannie ❤️‍🩹
btw kev
tell jacob i say thank you

kev
idk if he wants to hear that rn but sure
on it 🫡

sannie ❤️‍🩹
thank 🫡
omg wooyo baby
i'm seeing u in 11 days
11 fucking days

me
aaaaaAAA SANNIE
dont say it like that i can't wait i can't wait!!!
it's been so long :(

sannie ❤️‍🩹
i know
the days will go by so so fast
you know it will

me
yeah
i can do it

sannie ❤️‍🩹
ur the strongest person ever my angel
of course u can

###

a/n: when when when wooyo calls san bc he misses him when 😞😞😞

did i pull out the my angel bomb right at the end of the chapter to mess w clay? yes i did! ily my clayclay 💘 also can i have my kiss now ><