me
sannie!!
hello
you're meant to be awake now
raspberry boy
u have uni in 40 minutes
dude
wake the fuck up
you're gonna be late
wake upppp

sannie ❤️‍🩹
r u trying to set my phone on fire

me
excuse me

sannie ❤️‍🩹
my phone is absolute crap it can't endure this much notifs in such a short space of time
it'll just burst into flames one day

me
that's a u problem

sannie ❤️‍🩹
omg u were trying to get me up for uni
ur so cute

me
no
no i wasn't
actually i think u should go back to bed

sannie ❤️‍🩹
yeah and not keep u company?
i don't think you'd want that baby

me
shut up

sannie ❤️‍🩹
be honest you wouldn't want that either

me
didn't u just wake up sannie
it's too early to be making everyth sound so horny coded

sannie ❤️‍🩹
are u sure it's not just ur head doing that for u?

me
am very sure
don't doubt me

sannie ❤️‍🩹
of course
whatever u say ml

me
u reek of sarcasm rn

sannie ❤️‍🩹
yeah i wonder why that is

me
you're supposed to be getting ready for uni

sannie ❤️‍🩹
don't worry i will
that desperate to get rid of me are u?

me
yes
wait sannie ru still in bed

sannie ❤️‍🩹
yeah why?

me
show me show me show me show me show me show me show me show me show me show me show me show ME!!!!!

sannie ❤️‍🩹
oh
show u?

me
was 12 times not enough to make that clear?
jk please :(
u look pretty in the mornings

sannie ❤️‍🩹
that is a v absurd accusation

me
pardon me???!!;&48&;&;

sannie ❤️‍🩹
i literally look half dead in the mornings
but since u asked so nicely

here u go

me
NWNWNWNWNNWWN SANNIE
i can't i can't i can't i can't i can't
UR SO
SO!!!!
omfg

sannie ❤️‍🩹
what is up w u and ur biting agenda

me
wanna bite :(((

sannie ❤️‍🩹
in times like these i'm somewhat grateful we're so far away from each other

me
HEY
that is really mean

sannie ❤️‍🩹
neither is the thought of u chomping my arm off

me
i'm not that bad sannie

sannie ❤️‍🩹
sure u aren't

me
i'm not!!
if it makes u feel any better i'd let u chomp my arm off in return!

sannie ❤️‍🩹
that's thoughtful of u but still i have no plans on doing that
unless like an apocalypse happened to break out and i lost my mind or sth crazy

me
ok then hypothetically
if an apocalypse broke out
and u turned into a zombie

sannie ❤️‍🩹
oh gosh where is this going

me
i would let u chomp my arm off
in fact i think i'd want u too

sannie ❤️‍🩹
u what
i hate to be the one to break this to u sweetheart but u would quite literally just fucking Die.

me
no no sannie i wouldn't die
i'd also turn into a zombie!!!
n then we can chomp other people together #partnersincrime

sannie ❤️‍🩹
sure we're together but why do you want us to be a pair of rotting maniacal corpses so badly

me
have u been listening to a single thing i'm saying

sannie ❤️‍🩹
i'm trying to
i just woke up remember
spare some mercy

me
alright then back to the beginning!
if u were a zombie in an apocalypse
i'd want u to bite me

sannie ❤️‍🩹
yes baby i got that the first time
my question is why
i don't think that's v convenient when u could just live on and avoid turning into a zombie urself

me
why would i wanna live on if i can't be w u

sannie ❤️‍🩹
wooyo

me
no seriously san!
i'm being serious!!
like all zombie apocalypse alternative universe shit aside
i'd have no reason to live on if i wasn't w u

sannie ❤️‍🩹
angel u can't say that

me
but it's true
that's why i'd want u to bite me
it'd be less upsetting than having to see u all manic n bloody n not even know who i am

sannie ❤️‍🩹
that sounds like the worst thing in the world

me
see? so i'm not totally insane am i

sannie ❤️‍🩹
u were never insane my love
i was just confused
and it honestly upsets me a bit when u say things like that

me
oh
i'm sorry sannie

sannie ❤️‍🩹
don't be sorry sweet one
but u have so many things to live for asides from just me
u do know that right?

me
yeah but none of them r as important to me as u are
you're different
a good different obvi! that's why i love u

sannie ❤️‍🩹
you know what
i'd much rather stay w u than go to uni now

me
forget that u should just come here instead </3

sannie ❤️‍🩹
i would do anything my angel i swear to u

me
yeah then i think u should knock out a pilot n steal their plane 🙏

sannie ❤️‍🩹
oh
well um
i lied
maybe not anything

me
once a liar always a liar huh

sannie ❤️‍🩹
very much
i think i should maybe get up now

me
yeah you have like
twenty minutes

sannie ❤️‍🩹
u were meant to stop me and beg me to stay and talk to u forever and ever so i don't need to look at my professors face today 🙁

me
nope
u always force me to get my ass up to go to uni so u have to do the same
a taste of ur own medicine!!!!!!

sannie ❤️‍🩹
i have to go now or else you'll call me a hypocrite for the rest of my life won't u

me
exactly
shameless manipulation that's me
now go sannie!! you'll be alright
don't u share classes w joong anyway?

sannie ❤️‍🩹
i do
but the teachers love him and everyone loves him bc he's the cool sexy producer student

me
you're also a cool sexy student who everyone loves
including myself
so stop whinging ab nothing and get ready bubs
make sure u have smth to eat before u go too pls </3

sannie ❤️‍🩹
you're making me so upset
okay i will
thank u wooyoung

me
would u look at that
my influence is just remarkable 🙈🙈

sannie ❤️‍🩹
don't get ahead of urself

me
you know it's true sannie

sannie ❤️‍🩹
u also seem to know that and i personally think that's more than enough to feed ur ego
so i choose not to comment

me
rude much

sannie ❤️‍🩹
like ur any better
alright my angel i'm sorry but i think i should definitely go now
i'll call u as soon as i'm home yeah?

me
yeah of course my lover
i'll be thinking of u

sannie ❤️‍🩹
mm i love you

me
ah don't smile too much
i love you too
but you know that

sannie ❤️‍🩹
always

me
ur insane
bye bye now sannie <33
seen

###

ur uncles side bitches

me
guys
i love san

kev
we have heard

cob
callinf him on spewker evert night before yot go to bed has taught me many thinfs

me
shut it

cob
do the swme whikst im at it
promisr you'll wear earphonef when y'all start havinf phone sex!!!

me
HUH
WHY WOULD WE EVEN
?!.!.!,!,?
NO.

kev
long distance drives people insane babygirl
haven't u heard

me
yeah maybe insane is the right word not horny?!!!1!11!1!

cob
insane and horny differeny words saem meaning
who xares

me
it's no wonder this is the first time we've texted in weeks.

kev
woo we live together

me
a reminder wasn't necessary

kev
wow look at u
roommate of the year
anyway what arose this sudden appreciation for singer boy

me
wdym sudden 😤😤😤
i always appreciate my sannie

kev
yeah secretly in that mysterious little head of urs
never verbally

cob
exactky
remmeber when hetried covnincing us he didnt ahve feelinfsfor him

me
Shut Up.
that was so so long ago u can't use that as an argument anymore
to answer ur question though kev i have no idea!!!

kev
i can't tell if that concerns me or not

me
u guys r horrible
idk i just miss him a lot

kev
yeah it's been a while hasn't it

me
eleven days to three months is a lot more than just A WHILE thank you very much.

kev
i know
i'm not gonna sit here and tell u i understand how u feel bcuz i really don't

me
kev :(

kev
i've been living w/ cobie for 3 years & even before then we went to school w e/o
for the past decade i've been seeing this dude every single week at the very least
imagining it any other way doesn't feel right at all
i'm so sorry things have to be like this woo

me
it's okay
i mean it's not but u don't need to be sorry
there's nothing u can do to make things better is there?
i'm just
fuck i'm so sad kevin
it's been too long i can't take this anymore

kev
i know wooyoung
it's okay

me
lol i fucking wish it was

kev
no listen to me woo
you're okay

me
no i'm not/

###

wooyoung almost flinches when jacob barges through his bedroom door, eyes sharp and narrow, protective like a predator's.

lungs welling up in a transient moment of panic, wooyoung hands are trembling as he brings them to his face, roughly wiping the mesh of tears streaming down his cheeks. breaths heavy, he doesn't care to utter a single word of persuasion or denial as he tugs at his duvet, bringing it closer to his knees.

something in jacob's eyes soften when he nears wooyoung carefully, perching himself at the end of his bed. tender, jacob rests his hand over his friend's, and — unsurprisingly — that's all it takes for wooyoung's entire body to quiver in misery, a strangled sob breaking from his throat.

"oh, wooyoung," jacob murmurs consolingly, shuffling forward so that he can wrap his arms around the boy's middle. almost subconsciously, wooyoung tips onto jacob's shoulder, his tears merciless and uncontrollable as they stain the elder's shirt. "hey, there's need for this, hm?" jacob soothes, a hand rubbing wooyoung's back. "you'll be with each other soon, it's—"

"it's not fair, cobie." wooyoung cries, his words broken and small. he clutches into jacob's arm, as if it'll take the pain away, numb the bruise beaten into his heart. it's unbearably excruciating, and it makes wooyoung feel like he can't breathe, and— "it's not fair, it's not fair, it's not—"

"i know." tightening his hold on wooyoung, jacob assures in a voice as soft as san's hair, as warm as san's arms, as sweet as san's smile, because san is all but wooyoung's entire being at this point — "but you'll be alright, woo. you always are. you're one of the strongest people i know."

wooyoung whimpers. "sannie sai— said that to me once," he whispers, difficult to get across his quivering lip.

jacob smiles sadly. "of course, he did. he's right, isn't he? he knows just as well as i do how capable you are."

jacob takes one of wooyoung's cold hands, and places in his palms some tissue. sniffling, wooyoung wipes the soft material over his red and runny nose. he doesn't get like this often; as much as being without san for prolonged periods at a time thaws at wooyoung's living in inescapable chunks, he refuses to let himself shatter, no matter how much it hurts, no matter how much he yearns. wooyoung just wants to feel all the good things with san, and so he simply believes it's best to dismiss the dawning of the harsh reality of their situation.

"it's your birthday soon," jacob mentions suddenly, and wooyoung's eyebrows crinkle out of confusion between his teary features.

"huh? yeah, s-so?"

"so," jacob enunciates, the smile toying his lips making wooyoung befuddled. "i'm gonna need to gift you something, don't i?"

it takes wooyoung a second, his eyes cluelessly round and sadly bloodshot, before they widen as he realises what jacob means. what he's offering. "cobie, i— what— really?"

"unless you don't want to see singer boy for your birthd—"

jacob can't even finish.

"no, i do! i do, i do, i—" wooyoung lowers his voice, smiling bashfully at his abrupt word vomit. "ah— sorry. but that might be the best gift ever, cobie, i— i can't believe— thank you." tears flood wooyoung's waterline once more, and he sniffles, holding his best friend tight to him.

"thank you so much."

###

a/n: wooyo x jacob bonding we love!!!!!!!

hello my babes and happy seonghwa day ⭐️⭐️⭐️ (bc it's still his bday here in brit land). i think u may have clocked by now that woosan reunion is coming soon! and like Actually soon this time no empty promises anymore i swear

i love u and i miss u so let's talk 💟 no u don't have a choice tell me how ur doing!! rn!!!!