jongho
woo!!!! hey

me
omg hiii
it's been forever wtf how r u ?? : )

jongho
you're ... smiling

me
i can't smile now 🤨🤨🤨🤨

jongho
quite the opposite actually
seeing you happy is good
i was just surprised more than anything

me
you're ... being nice

jongho
STOP MIMICKING ME

me
aw there u are!
u didn't answer my question though how r u
how is college (how is yunho) how is family (how is yunho) how is life (how is yunho)
oh and how's sannie 😜

jongho
you're a demon

me
Thank You!
now answer my questions 👹👹👹
(threat)

jongho
college is bearable.
family is bearable.
life is bearable.
san hyung is depressed.

me
what
what does that mean
is he okay?

jongho
you're oblivious as shit

me
that doesn't help??????

jongho
he misses you
like a crap ton

me
THAT DOESNT HELP??????????
i miss my sannie too 🙁
but why did u say that what's going on??

jongho
fuck you for making me repeat myself
i said HE MISSES YOU
what's not clicking?

me
oh
OH
awh no my bubs :(((
and fuck you for being inconsiderate as if you'd know how bad long distance SUCKS. ✋✋✋

jongho
don't fear im full of relief i haven't fallen in love with someone on the other side of the world yet 😅

me
yeah bc you're in love w yunho

jongho
you're bringing unnecessary information into this conversation

me
UNNECESSARY my fucking ASS
you're lovey dovey with my bff of 13 years that is more than necessary to discuss rn actually

jongho
lovey dovey is an exaggeration

me
hey

jongho
thank you wooyoung but theres really no need to try
he only sees me as a little brother anyway LMAO

me
u cant be too sure

jongho
well i am so.
and incest isn't either of our things so it's pointless

me
😭😭😭 jongho

jongho
honestly is the best policy!

me
I SWEAR TO GOD
im this 🤌 close to calling sannie on u

jongho
like he isn't nation's sweet boy

me
ALRIGHT U MAKE A POINT but u listen to him more than u do me
plus he knows how to word and i'm literal shit in comparison

jongho
wooyoung you don't need to
i don't want you to

me
i'm a horrible person do u think i CARE
bc i don't 🥺🥺🥺
uwu suck it UP!!!!

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me
sannie sannie sannie sannie sannie san san san san san san san san san san san san sanniee bubs bubs bubs stinky winky pookie dookie raspberry not grandpa man the love of my life my lord my saviour sannie sannie SANNIE

sannie ❤️‍🩹
Oh

me
u sound disgusted ......

sannie ❤️‍🩹
ikr #goals
hi
u need something don't u my lover

me
yes
you

sannie ❤️‍🩹
you already have me

me
sexy
sorry no um
jonghos being an ass and i need u to deal w him 🥰🥰🥰 pls pls

sannie ❤️‍🩹
he's what?
what did he do to you??

me
SEXY
fuck no i mean
nothing srsly hes just a big fat stinking LIAR and he needs to put in his place

sannie ❤️‍🩹
god u scared me wooyo
okay what's up hm baby?

me
he loves yunho.

sannie ❤️‍🩹
what

me
he loves yunho. he is in love w yunho. he is literally a simpy dimpy smitten infatuated glue song by beabadoobee stupid WHORE for my yunho.

sannie ❤️‍🩹
oh my god
ur not joking

me
IM NOT JOKING

sannie ❤️‍🩹
HAVWNEJSJYEIEOWBSNWKEIFUOWOD FUCK FUCKF FUCKUFJC FUCK SHYI WHAT THE HELELELEGEHJEIFIF MWKANABBSBSBSBWBWKWOSYEIWOWIRHRBVR T T TBRVUND V BJSKWOSUDHNAMWKWWURITYH Say hi hi hi hi 안녕하고 말할 만큼 Take me high high high high 나를 좀 더 데려가 줘 꿈에 love love love love 두근두근 뛰게 해줘 SHEBEKFBOH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD WEHUSIDYER I ACNTBTBBTT

me
sannie bubs

sannie ❤️‍🩹

me
san

sannie ❤️‍🩹
sorry
i'm sorry i'm so sorry i'm so
i'm sorry
ok u needed me to ... put jongho in his place?

me
i don't think u have the mental capacity for the job anymore

sannie ❤️‍🩹
no no I DO
i do
i swear i do

me
really?

sannie ❤️‍🩹
really!
what do u need my wooyo

me
you're so cute sannie

sannie ❤️‍🩹
oh

me
anyway
yeah i need like ummmmmmm,,,
maybe 4 u to scream at jongho that he in fact Does have a chance w yunho and hes just brainwashed by stupid mingi fuckboyisms

sannie ❤️‍🩹
oh......
okay

me
okay? 😭😭😭

sannie ❤️‍🩹
i can try
jonghos really stubborn though he's nearly as bad as u

me
what
i'm not stubborn???

sannie ❤️‍🩹
u are very stubborn
ask anyone u know

me
but they'll just say yes

sannie ❤️‍🩹
yeah and there might be a reason for that!!
just saying

me
._.
u said you're gonna help me w jongho

sannie ❤️‍🩹
and i am going to

me
then u wont mind if we terrorise him together right?

sannie ❤️‍🩹
what

me
what!

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create chat with sannie ❤️‍🩹 and jongho
yes | no

dominic fike fanpage

me
hey jongho 😉

sannie ❤️‍🩹
omg group name on 🔝

jongho
no way
fuck you wooyoung

me
do u have to?? 🙁
i don't think i'd be too into that ..

jongho
oh my GOD

sannie ❤️‍🩹
is this ur definition of terrorise sweetheart?

me
maybe

sannie ❤️‍🩹
cool bc i totally support it

me
AHHAHSHE SANNIE
ILY

sannie ❤️‍🩹
i love u the most

jongho
please
leave me alone
😣😣😣

me
NOT UNTIL U BALLZ UP AND CONFESS TO YUNHO

jongho
what

me
Yeah!
u heard that right fuckass

jongho
...
san
u aren't gonna let him say that

sannie ❤️‍🩹
nothing i can do 🤷

jongho
YOURE HORRIBLE

sannie ❤️‍🩹
SO ARE YOU?????
i cant believe u didn't tell me u liked yunho
i thought i was ur fav hyung :(

jongho
you WERE my favourite hyung sure
until this

sannie ❤️‍🩹
until WHAT

jongho
until THIS
THE FUCK
you know i can't tell yunho that i feel this way

me
why not

sannie ❤️‍🩹
I'm a bad girl, 다 말하지
대답을 빼앗고 내 입을 닫지
그 아래 깨물린 붉게 물든 lips
굳이 숨기지 않는 반항기

I'm not a bad girl, 좀 다르지
딴 애들처럼 아주 반듯이
칼같이 잘린 똑단발머린
난 어울리지 않을 뿐이지

다시 깜깜해진 밤
네모반듯한 내 방
다시 그 속에 난 갇힌 듯해
그때 창을 두드린
날 비추는 달빛이
날 휘감는 이 느낌

Woah, woah, woah, woah, woah
Let's pump it up!

(Di-da, dam-di-dam, di-dam di-da-dam, di dam)
Yeah!
(Di-da, dam-di-dam, di-dam di-da-dam, di dam)
다 똑같지?
(Di-da, dam-di-dam, di-dam di-da-dam, di dam)
재미없잖아!
(Di-da, dam-di-dam, di-dam di-da-dam, di dam) Woo-hoo!

Ooh, la-la, 아 왜? 아 왜? 아 왜?
Ooh, la-la, 왜왜, 안 돼? 안 돼?
모두 나와 같이 리듬 위를 groove it (Groove it)
기분 따라 느낌 따라, why not? Do it! (Do it!)

주문을 외워보자, YOLO-LO
멋진 이 밤이 만들 tomorrow
Take it to the right, take it to the left
Dance all night, 맘 가는 대로
상상해봐 다 이뤄져 (이뤄져)
길이 나타나 저절로 (저절로)
눈치는 보지 마 그게 중요해
Don't kill my vibe, that's a no-no! (No-no!)

I'm a bad girl, 또 말하지
뭐 그럴지도 난 대답하지
그 순간 쏟아진 시선에 얽힌
쉽게 오해를 사는 내 눈빛

I'm not a bad girl, 더 완벽히 (Yeah)
넘어선 안 될 선은 지키지 (Oh)
그 모든 것들과 어긋난대도
난 내 중심을 지킬뿐이지

달빛 축제 열린 밤
황홀해진 이 순간
가슴 벅차도록 눈부신데
지금 시곈 열두시
눈을 감아보는데
날 휘감는 이 느낌

Woah, woah, woah, woah, woah
Let's pump it up!

(Di-da, dam-di-dam, di-dam di-da-dam, di dam) Yeah!
(Di-da, dam-di-dam, di-dam di-da-dam, di dam)
어딜 보니?
(Di-da, dam-di-dam, di-dam di-da-dam, di dam)
나만 따라와
(Di-da, dam-di-dam, di-dam di-da-dam, di dam) Woo-hoo!

Ooh, la-la, 아 왜? 아 왜? 아 왜?
Ooh, la-la, 왜왜, 안 돼? 안 돼?
모두 나와 같이 리듬 위를 groove it (Groove it)
기분 따라 느낌 따라, why not? Do it! (Do it!)

Midnight dancing, dancing
Dancing, dancing, dancing, yeah-yeah!
(어느 멋진 밤)
어느 멋진, 멋진, 멋진, 멋진, 멋진 밤
Let's pump it up!

(Di-da, dam-di-dam, di-dam di-da-dam, di dam) Yeah!
(Di-da, dam-di-dam, di-dam di-da-dam, di dam)
꿈만 같지? (Yeah, yeah, why not?)
(Di-da, dam-di-dam, di-dam di-da-dam, di dam)
다 뒤바꿔봐!
(Di-da, dam-di-dam, di-dam di-da-dam, di dam)

Let's burn it up!

(Di-da, dam-di-dam, di-dam di-da-dam, di dam)
(Di-da, dam-di-dam, di-dam di-da-dam, di dam)
너도, 알지?
(Di-da, dam-di-dam, di-dam di-da-dam, di dam)
꿈이 아니야!
(Di-da, dam-di-dam, di-dam di-da-dam, di dam)
Why not? Do it!

Ooh, la-la, 아 왜? 아 왜? 아 왜?
Ooh, la-la, 왜왜, 안 돼? 안 돼?

me
ending fairy
applause
loona world domination

sannie ❤️‍🩹
REAL
and no lawsuits will change that

jongho
did u really spend ur time and effort just then to type in a loona song

sannie ❤️‍🩹
it's not just "a loona song" 😠😠😠
it's why not 💝💘💗💞💞💓💗💗💗💖💘💖💞
i love why not

jongho
clearly

me
no he didn't btw
he just copied and pasted it

jongho
that's less concerning... i think

sannie ❤️‍🩹
my point is!!!

jongho
there was a purpose to that?

sannie ❤️‍🩹
excuse me YES
it's my loona ofc there's a purpose
there's ALWAYS a purpose.

jongho
right sorry

sannie ❤️‍🩹
look at this face and tell me there's Not a purpose.

jongho
i said sorry

sannie ❤️‍🩹
and u better mean it 😠
alright my point is!!!
yeojin said why not do it SO WHY NOT DO IT??????
yves and lippy said that too <3
it's simple really ☮️☮️☮️

jongho
wooyoung how do u cope

me
sannie is hot and cute and nice so it's not as difficult as he makes it sounds actually

sannie ❤️‍🩹
my sweet angel
come here i kiss u

me
no I Kiss You

sannie ❤️‍🩹
we can do both

me
sounds perf to me!

jongho
stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it stop stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it stop stvp it stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it stop stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it stop stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it stop stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it stop itstop it stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it stop itstop it stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it

me
u made like three spelling mistakes in there

jongho
okay and english isn't my first language so SHUT THE FUCK UP!

me
it's not mine either 😜😜😜😜
we're not as different as u think jongho

jongho
that honestly sounds really cryptic so i don't want to hear the rest of it
keep it to yourself thanks!

sannie ❤️‍🩹
hey wooyo's your elder
be respectful

me

sannie ❤️‍🩹
oh
what's that for

me
you're sexy 😞😞😞🪦🪦🪦

sannie ❤️‍🩹
what did i do though

me
you
you're just
san shut up
you're sexy okay
and i want you to kiss me very very hard
preferably soon!
that's all

sannie ❤️‍🩹
i can totally do that

jongho
if you wanted to terrorise me just know that it's working wonders woo 🌟
i hate you both
i hate couples
i hate happy people

sannie ❤️‍🩹
according to google i am 8574 kilometres away from my husband
what makes u think i'm HAPPY jjong? 😹😹😹

me
genuine question

jongho
literally thank the lord y'all are apart

me
what did u say...

sannie ❤️‍🩹
he did not just...

me
i think he did...

sannie ❤️‍🩹
jongho fuck you
FUCK. YOU.
wdym THANK THE LORD the lord can get his fucking PENIS TRAMPLED OVER BY A UNICYCLE FOR ALL I CARE!
and for separating me and my wooyo HE'D DESERVE IT!
so fuck u. fuck the lord. fuck ur mom fuck ur dad fuck ur uncle fuck ur children
i hope yunho never ever ever. replicates ur feelings. ever.

me
oh my god

jongho
erm. i'm sorry?

sannie ❤️‍🩹
ur not forgiven

me
sannie my lover

sannie ❤️‍🩹
/hj ???

me
HELELLE SAN
bubs hey seriously
you okay?

sannie ❤️‍🩹
no
yes i am
i don't know
i miss u

me
i miss u too <3
i miss u so much sannie

jongho
did i hit a nerve?

me
many nerves
the plural is significant here

jongho
as long as the focus isn't on me anymore!

sannie ❤️‍🩹
jongho
the next time i see yunho istg

jongho
no

sannie ❤️‍🩹
yes 🥱
u are done.
Done.

jongho
no
u cant

sannie ❤️‍🩹
give me a singular reason why
bc i can and i will :D

jongho
he'll get uncomfortable and he'll never speak to me ever again

me
you ARE talking abt yunho rn right ..
worst case scenario: babes will just be flattered and call it a day

sannie ❤️‍🩹
and that's if he doesn't feel the same way

me
YEAH
see sannie gets it why can't u

jongho
because you and san are delusional and in love

me
then just b more like us!!!

sannie ❤️‍🩹
1+1=2

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a/n: i miss my loona can u tell 😞😞😞😞😞😞

anyway. we have to talk.

because.