sannie ❤️‍🩹
alert alert alert
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i may or may not have indirectly informed choi jongho abt our marriage plans

me
hello to u as well sannie
awh thanks for asking i was just getting ready for bed! wbu??

sannie ❤️‍🩹
i am going through a midlife crisis

me
you're 20 years old bubs

sannie ❤️‍🩹
i don't think u understand wooyo
i literally

me
no i Do understand
but apparently u think rather low of me bc i do not care 🤗🤗

sannie ❤️‍🩹
huh

me
can i brush my teeth now or do u need some more reassurance

sannie ❤️‍🩹
uh both?
is that a good or a bad i don't care??

me
that depends on how u feel ab me being absolutely ecstatic that another being is now aware i'm devoted to u for life!

sannie ❤️‍🩹
wait what
wooyo

me
yeah that's my name
sort of
and i also need to brush my teeth remember
so

sannie ❤️‍🩹
i love you

me
oh
fuck why did i think u were going to say smth bad
i love u too sannie
a lot

sannie ❤️‍🩹
good
u can brush ur teeth now
i can wait

me
u sure you'll be alright?
a quick word of advice just in case: sing an oec song in the meantime so u don't miss me too much ;)

sannie ❤️‍🩹
oh shut up
but does this mean i've officially turned u into an orbit?
like ur using the abbreviations and everything
oh yeah ur brushing teeth
u take ages yk
...
u were right maybe i should sing sth as i wait

me
damn u sound like ur obsessed w me 😹😹

sannie ❤️‍🩹
i wonder why that is

me
funny how i'm just as bad/

sannie ❤️‍🩹
wait angel
can i talk to u abt sth for a second?

me
funny how/
yeah sure
what's up sannie?

sannie ❤️‍🩹
i've been talking to hwa recently

me
u say that as if u don't speak to him everyday

sannie ❤️‍🩹
wow let me finish

me
sorrys 🫶

sannie ❤️‍🩹
yeah we've been talking
abt like
the future and things

me
ow scary

sannie ❤️‍🩹
and i just
i don't know what to do

me
ab what bubs?

sannie ❤️‍🩹
you know how i write my own stuff sometimes right
do u think it'd be a good idea if i tried posting some of it?

me
do. i. think. it. would. be. a. good. idea.

sannie ❤️‍🩹
that's what i'm asking u yes

me
what i think sannie is u r utterly bonkers

sannie ❤️‍🩹
that's really nice wooyo
can u pls answer my question though i'm being kind of serious rn

me
i think it'd be the best decision you've ever made

sannie ❤️‍🩹
honestly?

me
do i sound like i'm fucking joking to u????
idk how many times im gonna have to tell u how insanely talented u are until u learn to believe it
being able to listen to ur voice kind of helped me stay sane at one point if that happened to slipped from ur mind

sannie ❤️‍🩹
ur going to make me cry

me
no don't
you're too sexy for that

sannie ❤️‍🩹
ok that helped thanks

me
WHATSBEJJDJFKRBG

sannie ❤️‍🩹
IDK U JUST SOUNDED FUNNY

me
OH WELL AT LEAST U ARENT CRYING??
i think that's the best thing i could ask for

sannie ❤️‍🩹
and now we're back to stage 1

me
you're welcomes
okay so music talk

sannie ❤️‍🩹
uh
do we have to 😬😬😬

me
BITCH U WERE THE ONE WHO BROUGHT THE TOPIC UP
yes we have to sannie
u even said urself it's serious

sannie ❤️‍🩹
yeah but

me
nothing
i think u should definitely go for it my lover

sannie ❤️‍🩹
ah i don't know though
i think it was just a spur of the moment kinda thought

me
san
u stubborn fucker listen to me

sannie ❤️‍🩹
r u cyber bullying me
sorry i'm listening i promise 😞

me
u better be
but honestly bubs i understand that this is a big step for u to take
but i really can't imagine anything bad coming out of this
yeah covering cute songs on instagram is all fun n giggles but u have potential for so much more and i know u know that
literally one of the first things u ever told me ab urself was that u want to be a singer

sannie ❤️‍🩹
yeah

me
so let's fucking do it
let's make u a singer sannie
and a proper one not just an I Sing My Stupid Insomniac Husband To Sleep Sometimes

sannie ❤️‍🩹
but i like singing my stupid insomniac husband to sleep sometimes

me
then we can multitask
u can do both!!
how does that sound

sannie ❤️‍🩹
perfect
if i actually knew how to be a proper singer

me
san san san shut up
relax
u aren't going to turn into beyoncé overnight (and trust me u don't want to either you'd have kev up ur ass)

sannie ❤️‍🩹
oh goodness me
the hairs on the back of my neck are standing up

me
LMAOOO SAN
WHAT

sannie ❤️‍🩹
that sounds like a nightmare wooyo
why would u ever suggest such a thing 😢😢😢

me
FORGIVE ME PLEASE
but sannie listen small steps ok?
let's think ab ur music first

sannie ❤️‍🩹
my music ..
that sounds weird

me
yeah it prbly does
but that's normal bubs
it won't hurt getting used to it though right?

sannie ❤️‍🩹
i'd hope not

me
haha very funny
seriously
you're incredible sannie i really really want u to believe that

sannie ❤️‍🩹
i can try to
for u

me
:')
ooo omg omg sannie
do i get husband privileges when u become all famous

sannie ❤️‍🩹
husband privileges such as...?

me
oh
good question
i didn't think it this deep
give me a minute

sannie ❤️‍🩹
ru sure ur not making this a legal document to hang up in ur room sweetheart

me
haha why would i do that haha
that's smth a total psychopath would do not me!!! 😹😹😹😹

sannie ❤️‍🩹
ur only contradicting urself

me
shut the fuck up u filthy piece of fucking scum u fucking stupif ass moron

sannie ❤️‍🩹
u need to be lobotomised

me
shut UP i said
sorry okays i'm done
here is my temporary list v fittingly titled Husband Privileges:
1. i hear everything u invent before anyone else does

sannie ❤️‍🩹
u make me sound like some crazy ass scientist wooyo
all i do is put some silly little words together whenever i'm sad

me
yeah and it's fucking divine so ⁉️⁉️
2. everyone knows we're getting married one day

sannie ❤️‍🩹
baby i can make that happen in like ten mins if u really wanted me to

me
r we ab to kiss rn laugh out loud that's so funny
3. we move in together so we can hug each other to sleep every night

sannie ❤️‍🩹
these sound like ur just predicting our future though
don't get me wrong i'm all for it darling but i thought u wanted husband privileges

me
:( but they're privileges to me

sannie ❤️‍🩹
they don't need to be

me
sannie

sannie ❤️‍🩹
oh
is now a good time to mention that beyond all the singing stuff i also told hwa abt how i wanna move to canada one day

me
what.

sannie ❤️‍🩹
unless u plan to spend ur future in an underground tunnel in italy or somewhere
not that i wouldn't join u

me
oh my fucking dumbledore i'm ab to pass out
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU SAN
IM LITERKALY
ON YJE FLOOR
SPINNING LIKE A FUCKING ROUNDABOUT
WHY WOULD U SAU THAT it's like u WANT me to bite ur elbow off

sannie ❤️‍🩹
uh

me
please ☹️
please plsplspls let me sannie

sannie ❤️‍🩹
i keep u warm?

me
that is not the point
but yeah since u want to hear it so bad
ur hugs r really really warm n they help me sleep n they make me feel nice

sannie ❤️‍🩹
awh what </3 i didn't know that angel

me
next you're gonna say u didn't know i love u

sannie ❤️‍🩹
oh don't worry abt that one
i could get three bullet to the head and even the irreparable brain damage it causes wouldn't let me forget that

me
u sound kinda insane

sannie ❤️‍🩹
didn't u wanna bite my elbow off like forty seconds ago?

me
that's different

sannie ❤️‍🩹
oh is it now?

me
yes
nothing u can do ab it either

sannie ❤️‍🩹
u sound rly sure abt that

me
you'd never lay a finger on me sannie
not if it wasn't to like pin me against the wall or smth

sannie ❤️‍🩹
i don't know baby
i think my fingers could do a lot more than just that if u were up for it

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a/n: hi

AHHAHAHAHHA. ha.

i promise u i didn't end it there to get ur filthy brains going places (woosan sexting) i PROMISE pls believe me

anyway life update: i anti san and wooyo is now my ult <3 /j