seonghwa oppar's good lil boys 😉

yunho <3
whores assemble

me
whore assembled!
hey babe

yunho <3
hi babygirl ;))
how u doing

me
am good
miss my sannie though :(

yunho <3
the disadvantages of being wedded to an employed man 😣

me
frl
me when i sabotage his career so i can talk to him more

hongjoong
"his career" as a fucking barista ⁉️😨😨
dang

me
might as well be
have u seen how many extra shifts he's been taking?
we decided too that i'll be the one visiting next idk why he's doing all that shit

yunho <3
hahaaaaa yeah
i wonder why

hwa
jeong yunho.

me
pardon me?

hongjoong
you are pardoned
hurry along nothing going on over here

me
u don't sound too sure

hongjoong
i can confirm i am v sure

me
hmm

hongjoong
stop evaluating the manner of my texts

me
too late

hongjoong
go do smth productive w your life!!
read a san fanfic or smth

me
*rubs at my eyes in disbelief*
read a what 😀😀😀

hongjoong
ask his fans idk
some of them mad delirious

me
i don't want to think ab this any longer

mingi
"Chapter 06 : Finally. The Cock
San fondled the tender skin of my cleavage, admiring the way my plump fat juicy irresistible boobs shivered beneath the contact of his fingertips. He smirked at me seductively, and I am SO super WET! 'Strip, sexy girl.' I moan like a porn star at his order and, forgetting my parents in the room next door, immediately spring into action."

hwa
delete delete delete
delete immediately!!!

me
what. the. fuck.

yunho <3
damn that was heavy

me

hongjoong
for once i understand omg hello english king
it'll be alright sweetie long deep breaths

me
GIRL??!!^|*}
WHAT FUCKING GIRL??!{

mingi
there's more where that came from

me
sannie doesn't even fucking talk like that
he'd have to running away from gunshots to even think of acting like that what the Actual fuck

hwa
woo baby

me
r they fucking stupid
he's literally gay (FOR ME) what is wrong w them
they clearly don't know him at all
out of their fucking goddamn mind frl

yunho <3
babes do u wanna calm down maybe...

me
i AM fucking calm

yunho <3
i've known u since we were six wooyoung

me
then u should know full and well that i'm as calm as a stupid fucking little blue bird

sannie ❤️‍🩹
good evening what is going on

me
SAN

sannie ❤️‍🩹
ahh if it isn't the loml
hi darling
u okay?

me
no

sannie ❤️‍🩹
why what's up baby??
if it's hongjoong then there's unfortunately nothing i can do abt it

me
ur fans r fucking freaks

sannie ❤️‍🩹
oh
wow
is that all?

me
no
i hope they get hit by an asteroid
every single one of them

sannie ❤️‍🩹
okay ...
is there a reason for this morbid manifestation or are we just grumpy?

me
grumpy?
grumpy??????
i'm not grumpy
i'm never grumpy what the fuck

sannie ❤️‍🩹
wooyo

me
i'm fucking not
why would i be grumpy
there's nothing to be grumpy abt
i haven't ever been grumpy in my life

hongjoong
can y'all pack this up and continue elsewhere?

sannie ❤️‍🩹
shut up joong
wooyo sweetheart what did u see

me
far
too
much

sannie ❤️‍🩹
i swear on my mums life i'm not actually dating any of them they just like to put it in their bios for fun i think

me
what
sannie thats not

mingi
i enlightened him to the world of rpf
specifically related to u 🤗

me
😥😥😥😥😥

sannie ❤️‍🩹
song mingi
i get that ur horny 24/7
i understand and respect that mings
but did u HAVE to do that???

me
right 😞😞😞

mingi
joong was the 1 who brought the topic up though

hongjoong
oh fuck you

sannie ❤️‍🩹
of course he did
my angel i sincerely apologise u had to endure such a tormenting experience

me
thanks
it was dreadful

sannie ❤️‍🩹
i imagine

me
it's ok though it's not ur fault
apology accepted 😽
how was work sannie?

sannie ❤️‍🩹
well
i accidentally spilt coffee everywhere today

me
u fucking idiot
why'd you do that for

sannie ❤️‍🩹
hey it was an accident

me
but san
you could've hurt yourself yk :(

sannie ❤️‍🩹
oh my baby
it was only a bit of coffee i'm perfectly fine
u don't need to worry

me
but coffee is hot and burns r very painful sannie!
u don't want those

jongho
love is disgusting

sannie ❤️‍🩹
shut up infant

me
yk u sound rly prejudiced there jjong 😕😕
is it bc i'm a boy? and sannie is a boy??? and i love him?? ?.?????
ugh i didn't know u were the type to stoop this low 

yunho <3
suddenly my lungs are caving in

mingi
i'm getting far too invested in this conversation i need to leave
farewell my bros

yunho <3
i can't believe what i'm hearing

me
of course not babe we're talking through text

yunho <3
shut up. literally shut up.
this is so personal to me u don't understand

sannie ❤️‍🩹
okay i'm confused

yunho <3
i still remember the forlorn days as if they happened yesterday

me
huh

yunho <3
the memories are so vivid

hongjoong
blink twice if u need help

me
with all respect what the fuck r u on abt yun

yunho <3
u love san ☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️

sannie ❤️‍🩹
dangggg that's crazy i know

me
oh
well
yeah?? um
i can't remember that being as revolutionary as you're making it seem though

yunho <3
WHAT DO U MEAN.

hwa
jesus

yunho <3
I HAVE WITNESSED THIS RELATIONSHIP BLOOM FROM THE DAY I GOT FINGER FUCKED TO HI HIGH

me
oh my god

sannie ❤️‍🩹
good times

hongjoong
can someone like
baptise my eye sockets after reading that

mingi
i thought we put that behind us

sannie ❤️‍🩹
i thought you had to leave

yunho <3
how COULD I PUT IT BEHIND ME when my bff ride or die 4eva is finally in love 😭😭😭💔💔😭💔💔😭😭😭😭😭💔😭😭💔😭💔😭😭😭😭💔😭😭😭💔💔💔😭😭😭😭💔😭💔😭😭

me
i really pity you sometimes

jongho
at least he's not writing heterosexual scenarios about ur man

me
sure and 4 that i am grateful
but that doesn't automatically make someone a normally functioning individual tyvm

yunho <3
I AM EMOTIONAL RN OK

me
YEAH BUT WHY
NOTHINH EVEN HAPPENED

yunho <3
WHAT DO U MEAN "NOTHING EVEN HAPPENED"
U'RE IN LOVE BBYGIRL

hongjoong
why r you calling a grown ass man babygirl

me
stop making me sound like i'm wrinkling the fuck
im only 19 international age 🙄

yunho <3
either way u're babygirl

hongjoong
he's a man

yunho <3
BUT HES BABYGIRL

hongjoong
THAT DOESNT MAKE ANY SENSE

yunho <3
UR LOSS
BC IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE TO ME

hwa
is this really something we need to be yelling over

yunho <3
yes

sannie ❤️‍🩹
yes

yunho <3
OMDS THANK U SO MUCH BFF IN LAW 🦢🦢
I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON U

sannie ❤️‍🩹
NO PROBLEM BFF IN LAW 🐟🐟
anything to defend my wooyo
who cares if he's a dude he deserves to hear all the pretty things

me
CHOI FUCKING SAN

sannie ❤️‍🩹
that's my name
with a curse word in it

me
sobbign rn NOT HERE OK
u can't say these kinda things here :(

sannie ❤️‍🩹
no pouting baby
i can't help myself

me
you're gonna have to unless u want me to melt into a pool of my own ribs

sannie ❤️‍🩹
isn't that romantic

me
u can lick it clean if u want

sannie ❤️‍🩹
ur insides?

me
uh yeah??
correct me if i'm wrong but i thought u loved me

sannie ❤️‍🩹
exactly i love u
i don't want to consume u

yunho <3
AAAAWVEJITIGEB BTODGEHEVJTKGVTTSGEHRITBI BJ WTXH

me
ignore him

hongjoong
as if u haven't consumed him already san

me
don't spread misinformation joong
that's really disrespectful

jongho
uh huh

yunho <3
u're lying

me
first give me proof then i'll consider ur opinions

hwa
do we have to go here

sannie ❤️‍🩹
proof of .. what. though

me
shut up san

mingi
i just went to get some toast what is THIS
there's no way san hasn't fucked you into oblivion already
lie of the century

jongho
i've never agreed with you more hyung

me
HWTA DO U MEAN

yunho <3
see u're even losing ur grammatical senses
poor baby

me
BUT HE LITERAKKY
HASNT
I DOMT KNWOW WHAT ELSE U WNAT ME TO SAY

hongjoong
san's silence says it all for you

me
SAN
SAY SOEMTHING

sannie ❤️‍🩹
NO
U TOLD ME TO SHUT UP
UNCALLED FOR

me
OH YEAH
OK IM SORRY FOR THAT BUT LIKE
SSAY SOEMTJING PLEASE

sannie ❤️‍🩹
LIKE WHAT

me
IDK
JUST TELL THEM TO BE QUIET

yunho <3
like he tells u to be quiet ;))))

hongjoong
real

me
NO
IM LITERKAY FOING TO CRY STOP IT
SAN :((

mingi
and when san has dacryphilia

me
OH MY GDO FUCK YOU
WHY
WOULD YOU SAY TAGT

mingi

jongho
this isn't a kink fest
could you not

hwa
do you even know what that says mingi

me
thank u hwa exactly
like u don't even know english wtf

mingi
okay so?

me
i am going to bed

sannie ❤️‍🩹
no ur not my love come here

me
you're not any better
"anything to defend my wooyo" a LIAR is what u are
what happened to being my shooter sannie 💔💔💔

sannie ❤️‍🩹
i don't have a sniper is what happened

me
why
huh r guns legal in korea i forgot

sannie ❤️‍🩹
i don't have one in my bedside drawer like u canadians do if that's what u mean
hbu

me
i don't have a gun no 😇😇
u need to do testing to get a license and that shit's fucking expensive

hongjoong
why r you casually conversing abt guns

me
you're not my dad joong

hongjoong
yeah i wake up and thank god for that everyday
so i think i'm quite aware

me
booo you're mean
sannie sannie sannie sannie sannie

sannie ❤️‍🩹
language switch
what's up sweetheart

me
call me
like rn
i miss u stupid

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a/n: exams suck ass and balls and cock