seonghwa oppar's good lil boys 😉😉

mingi 🚫🚫🚫
choi jongho
u fucking dickhead

jongho
dang hello to you too

mingi 🚫🚫🚫
what the actual fuck is wrong w u

hwa
mingi
what on earth are you doing

mingi 🚫🚫🚫
putting this slut in his fucking place

jongho
oh?

me
sounds pretty kinky to me icl
but trust me unless u become tyson fury in a span of minutes that is truly impossible

mingi 🚫🚫🚫
wow would u look at this
first san and now jongho
when will u learn to just mind ur own fucking business for once

me
another impossible!! u r on a roll with those today aren't u!!!
but maybe it's as simple as having common sense and standing up for my friends? crazy idea right!!!

mingi 🚫🚫🚫
or sucking their cocks but whatever u say

sannie :33
dude what

mingi 🚫🚫🚫
oh hi

sannie :33
are u ok?? genuinely
believe it or not seoul university's biggest fuckboy but not everyone's motive revolves around sex

me
thank you sannie

mingi 🚫🚫🚫
says choi san whos been crushing on that whore only two days after they met

sannie :33
what the fuck did u just call him
call my wooyo a whore one more fucking time song mingi and u will not see the light of day for a long fucking time

hwa
wow

me
oh my god what/
oh my/

hongjoong
oh fuck
san finally snapped

jongho
speaks far more than a novel would

yun <3
ooo we're texting on this chat again! ><

hwa
yunho

yun <3
oh
oh shit
i'm sorry
fuck i didnt realise what was going on im so so sorry

hwa
it's nothing to beat yourself up over 
it's alright yunnie

yun <3
oh gosh
pls don't tell me the problem here is what i think it is

mingi 🚫🚫🚫
put two and two together jeong

me
hello ???
what

yun <3
come on mingi
idk why ur acting like this
it's not as if jongho and i are together and even if we were it shouldn't be a concern to u anyway

mingi 🚫🚫🚫
u never used to call me by my name

yun <3
that's the biggest of ur worries?
really??

mingi 🚫🚫🚫
but why
why is it just mingi all of a sudden

yun <3
is that seriously a genuine question u're asking me rn :\
we haven't spoken in WEEKS
and sorry but i just can't believe i was so head over heels for u to begin with

mingi 🚫🚫🚫
yeah well suddenly you're head over heels over jongho aren't u

yun <3
what

jongho
lol yunho and i are just friends

yun <3
exactly
what r u on

mingi 🚫🚫🚫
idk but i miss u

hongjoong
huh 😭😭

yun <3
stop it mingi
i really don't want to hear it

mingi 🚫🚫🚫
baby please

yun <3
quit calling me that u sound delusional

me
now that is quite sexy of u friend

mingi 🚫🚫🚫
wooyoung could u not

me
not really no

yun <3
hm i have to say i love the sound of that
not in a weird way san dw!

sannie :33
didn't interpret it as such
ur good :)

mingi 🚫🚫🚫
y'all are so goddamn annoying

me
would never want to be anyth less 😆😆

hwa
guys please could you stop now
and if you aren't planning on letting this go any time soon it'd be far more easier to just talk it out you know?

jongho
for sure let's do that !!
so
what the fuck is the problem mingi

hwa
nicely
talk it out NICELY i meant

jongho
sorry hyung
the question still stands though

mingi 🚫🚫🚫
you are fully aware how i feel ab yunho
yet you're trying to get with him
that is my fucking problem

yun <3
LMFAOO
and what exactly do u feel for me bc it isn't really black and white

jongho
i'd like to know too

me
yeah i feel this would be rather entertaining actually

mingi 🚫🚫🚫
for the love of god
shut the fuck up for once could u

sannie :33
i'm sorry did i sound like i was joking earlier?
bc i'll have u know i meant what i said mingi i don't want u saying a single fucking thing to him

mingi 🚫🚫🚫
fine whatever
sorry

yun <3
anything else u have to say?
or are u going to completely ignore my question

mingi 🚫🚫🚫
it's not like that yu

yun <3
then what is it like?

mingi 🚫🚫🚫
i liked what we had
before this all happened

yun <3
before i found out u're a horrible friend ??

mingi 🚫🚫🚫
i'm not a horrible friend
i didn't know i'd mess with san's head like that it was only meant to be a joke

me
are u out of ur fucking mind
things like that r never a joke mingi

mingi 🚫🚫🚫
i know that now
it was a mistake

sannie :33
a mistake?

mingi 🚫🚫🚫
yeah
i swear san it was
i know u might not believe me
i just
i didn't know how to accept i was in the wrong when i didn't mean to be

sannie :33
but why did u say those things
i can't remember doing anything to deserve it

mingi
you didn't deserve it
i was just angry and took it out on you
i'm sorry for that san

sannie :33
do u wanna come over?
to talk?

mingi 🚫🚫🚫
oh
yeah i'd like that

sannie :33
our password hasn't changed since u left so feel free to just walk in

mingi 🚫🚫🚫
sure thanks
i'm on my way san

jongho
blinking

me
yeah .. me too

sannie :33
i know and i'm sorry
there's a long way to go before things are anywhere near back to normal for us
idk i just miss having a roommate
i miss having my friend
he's not always been this much of an insensitive dick there has to be sth underlying triggering this from him
i want to figure out what it is

me
sannie what r u sorry for?
you're ur own person
you're the only one who can ultimately decide what's good for u
so if this is what u want i trust u ok?

sannie :33
ur the best u know that?

me
yeah i do 🙏🙏
hhhbd jkjk you're just as good sannie :3
thanks for earlier too you're sexy

sannie :33
i'm just doing what's right
no one gets to fucking speak to u like that and i'll make sure of it

me

sannie :33
you'll get to kiss me soon
i promise my love

me
pinky promise?

sannie :33
pinky promise <3

me
hdbvshefctvtcxxxwcvdbccf fuck
im going to eat u

sannie :33
um
well thank u for the notice ?

me
hehe you're welcome 🥰🥰🥰

sannie :33
shit i think he's here?
already??
that was fast 

me
ew
but stay safe please

sannie :33
don't worry abt me sweet one

me
that's like
equivalent to ignoring the fact that u exist

sannie :33
ah ur too caring for ur own good
but i swear i'll be fine
i'll let u know how it goes later yeah?

me
kay sannie
don't take too long though i'll miss u

sannie :33
i'll be back to u as soon as i can my angel

me
:)))))) okokay

jongho
. . .
crickets

me
wait

jongho
i cant believe i just
witnessed
THAT
oh god

me
u were HERE THE WHOLE TIME ??
SILENTLY LISTENING ?? 😭😭😭😭😭😭
WHAT HAVE U DONEEEE

jongho
i don't even know at this point my head hurts
couples are actually atrocious

me
why thank you

jongho
and it's fucking adorable

me
ew
i am no longer thankful !! no gratification in these bones nuh uh !!!!

jongho
you love seeing people suffer

me
makes up for them existing

jongho
oh

me
no i'm kidding i swear 🤞🤞🤞
it's much easier pretending to hate someone than actually being affectionate towards them bc u love and care 4 them

jongho
yeah
that makes sense

me
no it doesn't i see right through u

jongho
sorry 😭

me
but before u put me up for a psych ward i'm getting better though!!
ask sannie he'll tell u
i know how to be nice to him now without it sounding all weird and fake and condescending

jongho
you're the biggest liar i've met

me
what
but its really true ask him!

jongho
no i mean
at times you can be weird yeah
but you're not fake nor condescending
unless you like genuinely hate the person

me
you've gotten ur fair share of that haven't u
i'm sorry

jongho
that doesn't matter anymore does it

me
i was really fucking rude to u though
but after meeting u again through sannie i realised how nice u are
i just feel bad for all that happened

jongho
i kind of deserved it let's not lie

me
i should've approached u nicer ab it though
rather than
yeah
bc u had ur reasons turns out

jongho
i had reasons yes but i shouldn't have projected them onto yeosang or my relationship with him
i realise that now
if you think you're in the wrong just know so am i
so it's okay

me
i tried/
i/
i tried reaching out to u

jongho
really?
when was this?

me
before the funeral 

jongho
oh

me
idk i thought u might have wanted to be there
you were one of the few people he knew who lived in korea
a lot of people here couldn't make it bc they couldn't afford to fly out and it was just
sad

jongho
i'm sorry wooyoung

me
it was so empty jongho
more of his family were there than his friends and they didn't even want anything to fucking do w him when he was alive
you remember how they treated him right

jongho
i remember yeah
that's just how family are unfortunately
they can be the worst
i can't imagine how you must've felt during those times
you're so so strong you know?

me
i'm really really not i/
i'm really/

jongho
god sang never shut up about how long you guys knew each other
eight years he was always saying

me
i need to go
sorry

jongho
oh
no worries that's alright
we'll talk soon hopefully :)
seen

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a/n: halazia era is over i'm fucking miserable

it also hit me that the teezers will be in my country in like a month and i'm Still not seeing them i will cry