me
sannie
my sannie
bubs

sannie :33
please give me a second wooyo

me
ok mr mysterious

sannie :33
fuck sorry that sounded rly off
i'm just at work rn

me
ohh
no stress then this can wait
it's nothing important i just wanna talk to u lol

sannie :33
and we will talk baby
at least once i find my manager to ask for a break bc it seems he's vanished at the most inconvenient timing

me
ah okokkkk
you're so nice sannie 🥲

sannie :33
yeah so?
it's only the treatment u deserve from me darling
anything less would be fucked up

me
no
no no no
i can't do this rn
shut up

sannie :33
well u gotta change that bc i just earned 25 minutes off work
which i'm shockingly choosing to spend every second of w u

me
:( you

sannie :33
me?

me
yes
you
i adore you
so bad

sannie :33
fuck u harry styles

me
NSMSKKS but really sannie!!
you're so amazing honestly
like why do i have u WHY
it makes no sense 2 me

sannie :33
i ask myself the same thing all the time
i truly believe ur the best thing that has ever happened to me wooyo

me
oh
oh my gosh what
no

sannie :33
yes

me
what r u talking ab

sannie :33
u don't believe me?

me
but u have seonghwa
and jongho and hongjoong
and idk fucking yves
this is only another thing that doesn't make any sense

sannie :33
it makes perfect sense to me

me
fuck off🤕🤕🤕🤕

sannie :33
ur right i do have all of those fuckers
but my angel i also have u
there's a reason i fell for u out of all people so why downplay urself hm?

me

sannie :33
we're continents apart don't lie

me
i fucking hate u

sannie :33
fine by me
enemies to lovers trope begin 🙏🙏🙏

me
u r horrid
anyway i would like ur assistance on smth

sannie :33
what is it sweetheart?

me
cobies been annoying me n he keeps saying my insta is a singer boy fanpage 😑
and cus that is false! i need to prove him wrong
but posting makes me nervy a bit :( so need ur help pls

sannie :33
the prettiest guy alive is nervous ab his instagram? sorry i just need a second to comprehend that

me
aaahhsb shush sannie

sannie :33
no
what do u need help with?

me
<:(
choose what to post 4 me

sannie :33
not possible

me
u haven't even seen the choices yet

sannie :33
i donf need to

me
u spelt it wrong that means it's not true
okays so option 1

these three

sannie :33
oh my

me
and here's option 2

sannie :33
wait wait wiat
just wait a second
i need to just

me
sorrys no can do

sannie :33
fuck ?????

me
ok what do u think?

sannie :33
what do EYE THINK?
uhhh maybe that i should marry u what the fuck

me
sadly not the answer i'm looking for
u have to choose san
that's the whole point

sannie :33
if that's the case then i just have to go w option 3: post them all

me
sannieee
u were meant to do this properly </3

sannie :33
that's the most proper it gets i'm afraid

me
u r not as helpful as i first thought you'd be

sannie :33
that's on u my love
if u weren't so stunning then maybe the decision making would've be easier🤷

me
i cant even be mad at u anymore either this is injustice

sannie :33
idk seems very just to me though
i get to admire u

me
san ☹️☹️☹️

sannie :33
wooyo

me
u know
it's only fair if i get 2 admire u as well so

sannie :33
special word?

me
oh fuck u

sannie :33
incorrect

me
please
please sannie
there?

sannie :33

me
oh my fucking gosh

sannie :33
/neg?

me
shut the fuck up
i always say this and i hate it but you're seriously so handsome
like literally what

sannie :33
thank u baby :')
i actually wanted to send this to u when i took it but i thought it'd be weird and my hair was fucking drenched so

me
what.

sannie :33
idk i just didn't know if you'd like it

me
when i am crazy obsessed w u?
what the fuck do u mean
next time you take smth of urself i HAVE to see it in the first 30 seconds to compensate now sannie

sannie :33
ur just giving me thirty seconds?
thirty seconds in im having an emotional crisis on why i don't look as hot as loona 😹
be more generous

me
but u do look as hot as loona (maybe even more but that'd be a violation in ur books so u didn't hear) so thats not a valid excuse
furthermore 30 seconds it is
i'm glad we could come to an agreement sir !!

sannie :33
how do i say no to u

me
what kinda question is that
u say no 2 me all the time 🙁

sannie :33
this is different

me
not

sannie :33
is
i think i've decided now btw

me
didn't think you'd ever get to that
but ahh yay which do u choose sannie

sannie :33
option 1
not that there's anything wrong w the other
u are so so incredibly beautiful my love always
ngl i just like the idea of being the only one who sees the second one
so yeah no.1 wins

me
you're actually driving me insane sannie/
you're actually/
ah alright then :))
thank u lots 4 ur help

sannie :33
what on earth r u thanking me for
looking at cute pictures of u?

me
tbh idk anymore

sannie :33
don't then
don't thank me
there's zero need in the world for that sweetheart ok?

me
kays sannie
oh no no no
u only have a few minutes n then u have to go :((

sannie :33
i don't have long of my shift left sweetheart
i maybe have around an hour or so?
if u keep urself busy in the meantime i'll be begging u to ft in no time yeah?

me
u better

sannie :33
believe me my wooyo i will
how's ur day been though hm?

me
been alright
moonbae r on a date rn
madly convinced they're having sëx in a bush as we speak cus it's been like half a day n they aren't back yet

sannie :33
that is definitely an assumption

me
real
umm what else
oh yeah chuuves have a song together dont they? girl talk?? cus that shit came up on my shuffle funnily enough n i've never even heard it before
the stars aligned on our behalf cus how else does that just Happen

sannie :33
my fated girls for u 🥲🥲🥲
i miss my chuuves

me
some freaky destiny shit going on
experience wasn't so enjoyable tho bc i ended up thinking ab u for the rest of the day but couldn't do anyth ab it till now cus u were asleep

sannie :33
wake me up next time

me
jesus kill me already
blushing so hard rn i think u do deserve to be disastrously woken up from ur slumber

sannie :33
good
i like it when ur the first person i talk to in the mornings anyway sweetheart

me
fuckfuckfucj/
fuck/
yeah me too sannie

sannie :33
precisely two minutes of my wooyo break remains 💔💔
baby are u okay to post now? just bc i wanna comment how cute u are underneath for everyone to see

me
oh fuck yeah

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a/n: can school just not exist thank you for listening

the comments have gone weird too why on earth has it Shrunk my visions already shit as it is but now i get to like peoples comments when i don't have a sufficient enough response which is nice and makes things a lot less stressful so!!!!