sannie :33
WHKDVEKEUCW WOOYO

me
SANNIE
HI

sannie :33
I HAVE A SURPRISE FOR YOU MY ANGEL

me
OMGOSH

sannie :33
WAIT NO

me
NO??

sannie :33
TWO
I HAVR TWO SURPRISES ACTUALLY

me
WHAT WHAT WHAT
DONT FUCKING LEAVE ME ON A CLIFFHANGER WHAT IS IT

sannie :33
FIRST
MY WAITRESS ERA HAS FINALLY SERVED ITS PURPOSE

me
WHAT
NO
NO NO NO
YOURE LYING
YOU HAVE TO BE LYING
CUS THAT MEANS

sannie :33
i'm coming to see u wooyo

me
SHUT THE FUCK UP
sannie
oh my god sannie :(

sannie :33
ahh baby
i have never been more excited in my life u have no idea

me
stop it i'm ??!!!??:!:££
this hasn't sunk in yet wait
give me like
a few hours maybe pls :D

sannie :33
no way same
everything is hazy rn i think i'm dreaming
i wouldn't blink an eye if i just started floating and flew my way over to u instead

me
i say u should
defy the invention of aircraft

sannie :33
that would be convenient
after all i'm going to be travelling on a... on a... a plane 😥

me
ah how could i forget
you're a scaredy cat

sannie :33
🤕🤕🤕

me
it's not that bad sannie
all u gotta do is get ur ass over here in one healthy piece!!
shouldn't be that difficult

sannie :33
literally so much things could go wrong wooyo r u serious
jesus i need to snort sth

me
i've always had this theory n i can't think of a better time to share it w u than rn
i firmly believe jacob is a drug supplier!

sannie :33
thats one way to explain his financial stability

me
exactly!!!!
ugh whenever i bring it up tho he gets real defensive n this one time kev even threatened to smother me in my sleep 🙄🙄🙄

sannie :33
oh well that's a shame
i was ab to ask if u could do a favour and link us up

me
just making sure that this is still a joke
......right?

sannie :33
eh
im a bit conflicted icl

me
sannie it's only a plane bubs

sannie :33
that only of urs strongly stenches of insensitivity 🚆🚶‍♂️

me
PLEAHSHHEHD
youre too funny to be suicidal 🤴🤴

sannie :33
damn isn't that a thing to hear

me
it was a compliment too!!
but seriously sannie u can barely feel the piece of metal moving once you're on it
if you're scared of heights just keep the window tight shut and imagine you're like
having a bath ??!
or smth else ppl find relaxing idk

sannie :33
i absolutely detest baths

me
whoops not a good example then
but me too omg

sannie :33
another thing we have in common it appears
not hinting at my inner desires or anything like that but we'd make a pretty good couple

me
yk there are loads of studies based around the ideology that opposites attract 😁😁

sannie :33
it's also not too late for me to cancel just fyi

me
NO
NO NO nonono
i prohibit u from committing such a horrendous act

sannie :33
i wouldn't have done it even if u got on ur knees and begged but good to know regardless :D

me
and when i make a loom bracelet out of ur intestines

sannie :33
what

me
yeah

sannie :33
i am not letting u go anywhere near me again

me
SHGWHDJHSKSGX
i really need to put a stop to the roleplaying asap
my skills are getting out of hand 😕

sannie :33
u genuinely scare me

me
ooo really really?
more than a plane does??

sannie :33
more than a plane does.

me
that is so cool
no I am so cool

sannie :33
if u say so wooyo
u ready for ur second surprise now?

me
shit there was two wasn't there
ha ha ha i am not ready no
the first surprise is fucking incomprehensible i still haven't clogged the fact that you're coming here

sannie :33
this one will sink in a little easier i'm sure

me
that's like impossible coming from u but i'll pretend i believe u so go ahead sannie
wow me 🙏🙏

sannie :33
that's the thing! i might just not wow u!!
if u don't like it be nice and lie thanks

me
huh
are u crazy why would i not like it

sannie :33
bc i myself do not 😊

me
bro

sannie :33
i wish to be a victim of homoc1de THE FUCKING COLOUR DIDN'T COME OUT THE WAY I WANTED IT TO
say sth empathetic pls

me
WHAT EMPATHETIC SHIT IS THERE TO BE SAID??!'
you
are so stunning
like actually kill me rn i wouldn't care

sannie :33
jacob hasn't been dealing w u has he??

me
SANNIE
shut up
kindly 🫶

sannie :33
NO
ik i told u to lie but this is giving u a one way ticket to hell sweetheart

me
yeah for the sin of homosexuality not lying the FUCK
i have never and will never lay my eyes on a man prettier
that is an oath

sannie :33
wooyo.
shut up before i make u

me
no can do

sannie :33
u are a hazard to my emotional wellbeing

me
🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

sannie :33
of course
but on a serious note thank u my lover
i still strongly disagree w u but i'm very glad u like it anyway

me
ur lover?
fuck thats so hot??/
fuck tha/
i like that

sannie :33
u do?

me
yeah

sannie :33
isn't that surprising
i like it too

me
that's another thing we can add to ur list of what we have in common then

sannie :33
yeah
yeah it is

me
sooo
are u planning like a jumpscare or are u actually going to tell me when you're visiting

sannie :33
you know i have bad memory leave me be 💔💔
my flight is in two days

me
FUCJ
TWO??!.&;7&4(
TWO DAYS???

sannie :33
yes but also
no
bc i'll be there in three

me
ok
this is ok

sannie :33
u don't sound too sure baby

me
no its rly ok sannie
i have an estimate of 72 hours to prepare
that's not enough but it'll do

sannie :33
prepare??

me
did u think i was going to let u come all the way here just for us to sit my dorm all day long n eat marshmallows?
no so obvi i have to plan smth for us!

sannie :33
eating marshmallows w u is possibly the cutest suggestion u could give
but whatever you'd like wooyo

me
hmm maybe we could do that then actually
there's so many places here i wanna take u to though :(

sannie :33
ahh sweetheart don't stress
we'll do as much as we can hm?
and even if we don't find the time to do everything u want that's okay
as long as i'm breathing and walking on this planet, there will be a next time so we can do it all then yeah?

me
okays sannie
do u like ice skating?

sannie :33
i've never been before so i can't say

me
you've never been before???!!
what the hell
at least that means i have smth in mind already

sannie :33
is it not supposed to be like rly scary?

me
at first yeah a bit
but it's so super fun once u get the hang of it i swear!!
you're gonna love it

sannie :33
it's getting u excited so i'll trust u on that
but just know if i fall i'm bringing u down w me

me
if i'm right there holding ur goddamn hand how tf are u going to fall 😒

sannie :33
that'd only increase those odds who r u fooling

me
LIAR that is v false
i can be like ur knight in shining armour sannie

sannie :33
ur far too cute for that

me
that is rather stereotypical of you yk
#cuteboyscandoeverything

sannie :33
when he's an activist 😍😍😍
no but as long as ur aware that there's no chance of u intimidating me, i am v welcome for u being my (cute) knight in shining armour <3

me
wdymm why can't i intimidate u

sannie :33
have u seen urself angel?

me
every day of my life yes n i still don't know what u mean

sannie :33
clearly u haven't seen enough then

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a/n: ew gay people