sannie :33
byeol and i say hi

me
oh my god
oh my fucking god
sannie
i'm literally
in tears
like
i'm being srs rn
i'm

sannie :33
i'd wipe them away for u if i could

me
are u crazy
that does not make me feel even a teeny tiny bit better

sannie :33
i'll just leave u be then

me
No
fucking dumbass

sannie :33
my apologies

me
WHY DIDNT U GIVE ME A WARNING
like
a heads up or a caution sign or sth

sannie :33
PLS what did u want me to do
"content warning ⚠️⚠️⚠️ : a cuddly creature named byeol"

me
that would've been ideal yes
but omgofmgogmg she's SO CUTE sannie ☹️
i'm so happy
but i also miss you so/
but i also/

sannie :33
much like u are
and i'm v glad ur happy my love that's all i ever want to hear

me
fuck off

sannie :33
i've learnt that u cursing at me just means u like what i've just said
so hmm let me think 🤔 no!

me
i hate you

sannie :33
&& i'm heterosexual

me
now that's crossing the line

sannie :33
IM crossing the line??
me???

me
uh huh
im not in the wrong
u are for being too nice to me

sannie :33
who in gods name raised u like this

me
LMFAOOOVSHWG
sannie
imy

sannie :33
it took me questioning ur entire childhood to confess that

me
not my fault you're funny asf doing so 😓🙏

sannie :33
unpopular opinion
u do realise ur the only person like ever who thinks that

me
u sure u don't just save all ur humour for me?
choi san my personal entertainer

sannie :33
i fucking wish
but no we just share the same horrible humour apparently

me
nah we're the funniest ever sannie

sannie :33
wooyo my love ...
i'm so sorry
whoever brainwashed u rly had a fun time

me
PLS WHY ARE U BEING LIKE THIS

sannie :33
1. i have cat fur all over me

me
stfu i'd do anyth to be in ur place rn

sannie :33
2. byeol has also pissed all over the couch
which i need to clean up like asap unless i want to be on the hit list of an angry right wing man in his fifties

me
angry right wing men in their fifties 👎👎👎😷❌❌❌❌🖕😟😟😤😤😤😤😤😠😠😠😐🚫🚫🚫😐😐🙄🙄🙄🙄😷😷

sannie :33
i'm relieved to know we share the same mind
3. i rly miss u too

me
perfect !!
endure the suffering

sannie :33
anything for u ig??
i think that's like romantic & corny

me
it is 😷😷
i feel physically ill

sannie :33
as long as it's not contagious

me
huh
wait i don't get that one sannie

sannie :33
that's a you problem

me
gasps
is it cus i'm gay???

sannie :33
i hate how i can recall u making this exact joke several times before
but yeah sure 👌👌

me

sannie :33
all i'm choosing to take away from this is the fact that u want to have s3x w me

me
WHATWBDHF
THE CENSOR ?>??>
but also i hate u remember so explain to me how that is a logical assumption to make

sannie :33
enemies 2 lovers 🙏

me
life must be pretty boring if i'm calling YOU my enemy
what's the most you're gonna do? blow a raspberry at me??

sannie :33
not true
i can be mean if i wanted to

me
sure u can sannie

sannie :33
ur meant to believe in me wooyo

me
well i don't !!
sucks to be u

sannie :33
why not 😕💔💔💔😓😓

me
you're literally san
like
do i even need to elaborate on that??!

sannie :33
u do actually
i have no idea what that means

me
look at urself in the mirror

sannie :33
okay
wtf my hair is so long all of a sudden ??

me
villains don't have long hair!!!! see!!!!!!!!!
thanos is fucking bald i think that proves it all

sannie :33
i don't have the energy to search for evidence to prove u wrong so i'll just pretend i agree
omg should i cut it

me
cus there is no evidence duh
and tf i am the last person u should be asking that

sannie :33
ur hair is actually like my 8th fav thing ab u so i think i could use ur advice

me
what
i mean that wasn't my point it was actually the fact that u look good every single fucking second u breathe and i would worship u no matter what ur hair looks like
but WHAT

sannie :33
that is a bizarre thing to claim sweetheart

me
well i just did

sannie :33
yeah i have noticed
wooyoyoyo
do me a favour real quick?

me
very sudden but sure
what is it sannie?

sannie :33
i want to see ur face 😞

me
u fucking bitch
i actually hate u i've gone all red now and jacob is like 3 metres away from me

sannie :33
ahh ur so cute
what should i do

me
u could like kiss me idk/
u could like/
anyway
i dont have anyth u havent seen b4 and i dont look as spontaneous as i usually do rn so this is the most i can do

sannie :33
can i get a refund

me
huh
lol is it that bad

sannie :33
that is a v stupid thing to assume my love
ur stunning as always believe me all i want to do is ruffle ur pretty little head
but ur face was what i asked for no?

me
ohhh right
fuck sorry

sannie :33
but u have nothing to be sorry for

me
i just sounded rly weird then idk

sannie :33
shh u didn't sound weird wooyo

me
but you'd never say anyth like that ever
even if u wanted to
its so just dumb that i jumped to that conclusion

sannie :33
no its not dumb either
we had a small misunderstanding and that happens and that's okay
so it's nothing i want u feeling bad ab ok?

me
god sannie i wanna see u so bad

sannie :33
i know u do sweetheart
and u don't have to wait much longer i promise u
i'm going to be right next to u soon okay?
so so soon

me
hopefully yeah
i miss u

sannie :33
not only for fair play but to also hopefully brighten ur mood a bit ,,

me
oh
oh wow
u know me kinda well huh

sannie :33
i like to believe i know u very well but i'll happily take a kinda too

me
honestly sannie
a part of me feels sorry for u cus u have no clue what's coming when we meet again

sannie :33
oh?
that sounds quite threatening

me
noo its not a threat!
just a friendly teaser

sannie :33
friendly?
and u want me to believe u when u say that??

me
why not
i think i sound v convincing
anyway have i told u how pretty u are today yet??

sannie :33
wooyo

me
bc u are!!!
very very very pretty sannie

sannie :33
jung wooyoung

me
you're not scary

sannie :33
i am going to kiss u so hard the next time i see those lips of urs again

me
oh my fucking/
who gave u the idea to say that
cus i don't like them

sannie :33
that's not true u like me so much

me
oh
it was u 😬😬😬
well
in that case i could reconsider my feelings

sannie :33
uh pardon you?
what was that??

me
nothing

sannie :33
can't repeat urself can u

me
i don't know what you're talking ab 😅😅

sannie :33
hm.

me
sannnnnie

sannie :33
acting cute isn't going to help u out of this one
just u wait until i get my hands on u

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a/n: barfs

hii teezers japanese cb apparently i am eating bricks out of excitement rn