sannie :33
wooyo
i just got a job

me
and i just woke up
oooo would u look at that i'm late for uni as well 🤤🤤
the universe clearly has bias between me n u

sannie :33
am i as ur not boyfriend supposed to encourage u to get ur ass up or sth
sounds like a rly corny couple thing to do but that also means i cant talk to u
i am in conflict

me
can i decide?

sannie :33
is that u politely asking me for consent to give ur opinion??
that's a new one

me
stfu

sannie :33
that was harmless shush
i do consent u btw so go ahead angel

me
i say put urself first!

sannie :33
yk that'd be cute n shit if u weren't only saying that to stay in bed for like half the day

me
sannie u have no idea what you're talking ab
it was v cute actually

sannie :33
mhmh sure
very cute wooyo

me
hm
wtf do u mean u got a job tho????

sannie :33
u sound unconvinced </3

me
yeah cus how did YOU university student choi fucking san who sings on the internet for a therapeutic laugh get employed?

sannie :33
that is not nice at all
i also believe u don't deserve to hear the answer to ur question

me
what u actually have an answer to that?

sannie :33
unfortunately so

me
you aren't gonna keep it from me thats literally impossible
so spill already dumbass

sannie :33
sth ab this canadian i'm seeing idk

me
huh

sannie :33
yeah
shame right?

me
i was only joking ab u being my sugar d4ddy yk that?

sannie :33
SNKSHSKSK WOOYO

me
WHAT
THATS BASICALLY WHAT UR IMPLYING

sannie :33
NO ITS FUCKING NOT
help i just need a way to be able to afford visiting u one day

me
OH
oh
stop it that's

sannie :33
absolutely terrifying literally what is wrong w u?

me
if i wasn't interrupted i would've gone with "like smth id cry myself to sleep over"

sannie :33
fucking dare and i'll de-capitalise planet earth, cannonball myself to u and gorilla glue myself to ur shoulder all in an estimate of 20 mins

me
what are u gonna do? steal elon musk's gadgets??

sannie :33
i swear he has like a rocket or sth

me
PLEASE
sounds useful tho

sannie :33
did u know our gowon is grimes' son's godmother

me
i'm sorry?
they collabed like once and suddenly they're family???

sannie :33
that's not a word
u right tho yeah

me
fuck off
isn't the dude named after like an iphone too
like wtf is X Æ A-12 Musk

sannie :33
ur biases godson i'm afraid

me
nah don't put this shit on me
u love that girl more than i do

sannie :33
&& with pride 🥱🥱

me
wait
i just remembered
u have a job sannie

sannie :33
that's what i've been trying to explain to u for the last ten minutes sweetheart yeah

me
i am still in a severe state of shock from this news

sannie :33
why is me wanting to see u more often shocking 😕

me
bc u literally want to see me more often ???
that's insane
you're insane

sannie :33
i would sell my soul four times to see u all the time

me
this isn't funny anymore i like u so much/
this isn't/
why not five

sannie :33
u ruin everything

me
ok as if you aren't at fault for that
also wtf sannie
all this shit ab how u got a job yet u won't even tell me what it is??

sannie :33
did i not ????

me
tell me this is a joke

sannie :33
fuuuck sorry :D
from this day forth i am a barista

me
why is that rlyrlyrly cute

sannie :33
idk why is it
u are rather peculiar wooyo

me
IT JUST IS LEAVE ME BE
be my barista
pls
i would tip u
like loads sannie
before i even try anyth

sannie :33
come here first my love then perhaps i could consider it

me
that's so gay omgosh
i am going to collapse any second now

sannie :33
u r really on a roll w the affection today aren't u

me
gasp do u not like it

sannie :33
ur twisting my words now sweetheart

me
sorry :(
i miss u a lot

sannie :33
don't be sorry ab that
i miss u so much more honestly

me
you'd make a v good barista yk

sannie :33
i rly needed the validation ty
i start shaking just thinking ab it ahh

me
nooo but why
you're gonna be rly good!!
you're patient and kind too so you'd be able to deal w all the bitchy customers
that'll never be me 🙏

sannie :33
a real compliment? from my wooyo??
and two in a row??!!!?
wowie

me
drown urself in it cus i'm never saying that again

sannie :33
what a friendly heads up

me
yk what would be even more friendly of u sannie

sannie :33
what is it u want hm?

me
ur face 😆😆😆

sannie :33
lucky u i've started taking more pictures of myself recently

me
good now i wanna see

sannie :33

this okay?

me
AAAAAHHHHHHSHSHSHHSGDHDHHDHSDHSHDGSHSHSHHSHD
san
san
san
sannie
ohmygod

sannie :33
i got taught finger breathing this one time want me to teach u?

me
STOP FUCKING TALKING
what the hell.

sannie :33
dude my hair looks like a bird has nested in it

me
i sign up to be that bird
u r so pretty

sannie :33
and u r so cute???
thank u soso much wow <333

me
like
u r rly pretty
a big rly

sannie :33
i genuinely cant take any more of u wooyo

me
when do i ever listen to a word u say tho

sannie :33
five times
i would sell my soul five times to see u everyday.

me

sannie :33
this isn't fair i'm only going to see my melody as u from now on

me
if that means i'm on ur mind more than i already was then i think that's completely okay

sannie :33
angel angel
do i get anything in return for my face

me
i have the feeling i'm not allowed to say no

sannie :33
u always get the best vibes 🙏💅💅

me
GAHAGHSHDHGS
okkk then sannie

this is old tho :<<<
from when kev gave me oreo hair 😦

sannie :33
ur actually the prettiest being i've ever seen ever
but i did not know you've dyed ur hair before????

me
i'd have a number of concerns if u did
u don't know cus i didn't tell u?? obviously

sannie :33
that's my point love
AHHHHHDHS UR MOLE
i miss ur mole

me
u what
u can't even see it

sannie :33
u can if u zoom in a bit

me
why would u do that

sannie :33
bc ur mole

me
you're weird sannie

sannie :33
but ur mole ☹️

me
exactly
it's a mole
a mole.
that's all???

sannie :33
not just anyone's mole tho

me
atp u like my mole more than u like the rest of me

sannie :33
can u blame me

me
yes
i live in canada
freedom of speech

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a/n: hello. am in pakistan rn and the wifi kinda sucks like all the time so i very deeply apologise for the lack of updates. life update tho,, i have mosquito bites EVERYWHERE. everywhere. they burn and r v itchy and make me wanna rip my skin off but i am surviving. somehow. the weather is also ass like i have never wanted to be back in england more. plus sides tho! my urdu is getting so much better liek i can ac have a conversation w someone in my mother language now and there also r loads of little babies and they r so cute i coudl cry just looking at them. k that's kinda it.

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