WHAT HAPPENED AT UR FUCKING DATE BITCHES

sannie
hi lol

kev
this isn't gonna go well i can already smell it
i'm glad u finally decided to recognise my efforts to get in w/ the gossip however singer boy

sannie
we recognised a while back actually

kev
"we"??

sannie
oh yeah
wooyo too

kev
so y'all PURPOSELY ignored this chat?!?

sannie
yes

cob
you soend too mucg time wih wooyoung

sannie
u must be satisfied w the latest news then huh 😍

kev
we are in fact not satisfied actually

sannie
i suppose that's nice to hear
hopefully that dissatisfaction will be of use too

cob
you siund liek a pedophiel

sannie
i mean
i just want my friend back??
sorry if that's too criminal for u

kev
</3
but why did u choose us for help w/ that?

cob
exactly we've trued so hard alredy taht being nice to himv is liek normal now

sannie
you've tried?

kev
for nothing yeah
what is he so stubborn for i swear

sannie
i'm sorry for bothering u w the situation even more then
but u guys are like my last hope now yk
fuck i almost cried out of happiness remembering this chat existed so that i could reach out to y'all
that makes me sound like a child wth

kev
a man who cries 👏👏👏
so real singer boy
but do not apologise! we shall do the most we are capable of to assist u

sannie
ngl i regret this just a bit
thanks tho??

kev
u r welcome 🏄‍♂️🏄‍♂️

cob
so how can we help?

sannie
wtf ur spelling is so good now ⁉️

kev
it only gets worse the more u point it out

cob
no it doenst

kev
u must be right then bby

sannie
ew

kev
what

sannie
couples 😷😷😷

cob
you're litefkaly in love with my best frienf

sannie

the reminder hurt now shut up

kev
u didn't... deny it?

sannie
bc thats the last thing that matters rn
that dude could fucking bro zone me and i'd be too ecstatic that he acknowledged my existence to care 😹

cob
it's sad yoy say that befause you're genuienly the only perosn he talks good about

kev
^
u mean a lot to him san

sannie
why isn't that enough

kev
i'm sorry
i know it's hard but he just needs some time
i'm really sorry

sannie
could u tell me what i did wrong at least?

cob
aboslutely nkthing

sannie
please?
im not gonna like cry or yell at u or anything
honestly i just want to know

cob
im not lyinf to yoy singer boy

sannie
ur not?

kev
he's not

sannie
so why is this even happening
surely i did something
i have to have done something

cob
am i soekaing to a dog

sannie
i'd hope not?

cob
so provess the english i am speakind right now and stop blaminf youreelf for this
thsi reallt isnt your fyalt

sannie
so ur trying to tell me he's been ignoring me for almost two weeks just for a fucking laugh???
wooyo wouldn't do that i'm not stupid

kev
u're right he wouldn't
but that doesn't mean you've done anything to trigger this reaction from him either

sannie
i still don't buy that tbh
but that's not what i'm here for anyway so ig it doesn't matter

kev
oh?

sannie
is wooyo doing okay?

cob
nah fyck off i'm goanna cry

sannie
what why

cob
oh nothinf
just the favt that trye love is still posisibe in this genration makkinf me cry a luttle

kev
hello???

sannie
i am not responsible for any break ups that happen to take place in this chat!! 😇😇😇

cob
that was onky a hyperbole kev!

sannie
can my question be answered now or what
i'm this 👌 close to going mental

kev
he's doing alright

sannie
oh
just alright?

cob
IM FUCKINF SOVBING RIGJT NOW SHUT UP

kev
just alright yeah
he's distracting himself a lot which i'm glad abt but yk

sannie
w dance i'm assuming?

kev
yep

sannie
i can say i'm glad ab that too
wish he was doing a little better tho

cob
GO AWAYYTYYYYTUTU

sannie
i literally did not do anything???

cob
i have mascara runninddown my cheeks all becausr of you font you dare say tabt

sannie
but what did i do 😭😭😭

cob
YOURE SO GENUINE WHAT THE FUCJ
literalkt it's painfl
not in a mean wya or anythinf but i alwyas thought woo was exaxagretating ehen he talked abott you
but turns out youre actuakly as sweet as he siad??? not funny.

sannie
he talked ab me?

kev
talks*
all. the. fucking. time.

cob
yrou time is done oncr he finds out yoy said that

kev
you say that too calmly

cob
oh no 😢😢💔💔💔💔 my lover's last days by my shoulder 🕊🏹 what ever should i do 😣❓❓🗣🤞🤞

kev
that's better :)

sannie
i cringed
like audibly

cob
and that's whar yoi call impact fellow sprcimens!!!

sannie
i'm so relieved i need nothing more from you
adios my dudes 👋👋

kev
wait wait wait

sannie
oh my god

kev
stop in ur tracks

sannie
in my tracks i have stopped?
now what

kev
how ru?

cob
i'm soryy bht what exactlt is goinf on
hahahahaha

kev
rephrased: how ru? (friendly)

cob
:DDD

sannie
uhh
decent enough??
(also friendly please don't hijack my eyeballs or anything)

kev
that's not positive enough singer boy

sannie
neither was it the truth so idk what else u want from me
unless becoming a full time sinner is worth it i wouldn't know

kev
sigh how ru actually doing?
be as brutally honest to the pointless world we live in as u please

cob
youde allowd to be sad singer boy

sannie
u see right through me

kev
u know
i was trying to give u a chance to express ur emotions but if this how u wanna play it!!

sannie
sorry
idk i'm sorta doing bad maybe
i mean it's fine tho
i could be like on my death bed rn
but i'm not!
so yeah i do have that one good thing going for me

cob
istg it's liek i'm not here
you dont wven try to lsiten to me
you are very very evry mucg allowef to be sad singer bot

sannie
singer bot 🎤🤖

cob
why re you liek this

sannie

no i'm kidding i just never learned how to cope with my feelings
it's cool tho

kev
is it really?

sannie
i feel like ur mocking me

kev
ever wondered maybe that's bcuz i... am? 😲
u're worse than woo sometimes

cob
dumv and dumber at its finest forem

kev
what a shame they're madly in love w/ each other too

sannie
man u reaching

kev
brooooo
just shut up
embarrassing ass

sannie
jokes on u bc i have rights 🗣🗣✊😝

kev
u want to pull the legal card on me?
bcuz *pulls out canada's civil marriage act of 2005*

sannie
i was just playing w u wdymmm
no need to get political 😢😢

kev
as i thought

cob
you know wgat thsi made me relaise

kev
what is it bb

sannie

kev
eighth wonder of the world huh 🎄🎄
ty for ur support valentina but my partner was talking 🤗

sannie
i'm not a straight fucking ally

kev
u're homophobic????!!??

sannie
my gosh i didn't realise i was homophobe passing

kev
LMAO
but seriously can my partner fucking continue

cob
can i

sannie
ig u can homosexual 😬

cob
wiat

sannie
wdym wait????
my homophobic agenda was put on a pause for u and ur telling me to wait???!?^#?&(!

cob
i fforgot whta i was gonna say

sannie
why did i even want ur help to begin with

kev
bcuz we're hot lol

sannie

sorry could u clarify what u mean by that?

cob
WHY DI YOY HAVE TGAT

sannie
WOOYO SENT ME IT THIS ONE TIME I CANT REMEMBER WHY

kev
why does cobie look so good and there's just me looking like THAT
nah scrap that question WHY WOULD WOO FEEL THE NEED TO GIVE U THAT ANYWAY

sannie
like i said i can't remember
we were probably talking bad ab u or sth tho
just a guess!!!

cob
die

kev
miserably

sannie
thank you 😧😧😧

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a/n: u r very entitled to be sad by this but the king exists so... i dunno maybe u need professional help instead if that isn't working for u /hj

the king soty (so far cus ateez july cb aaa)