sannie
wooyoung
wooyoung
wooyoung
wooyoung
wooyoung
wooyoung
wooyo

me
who tf is wooyo

sannie
i'm not rly sure but hi good morning <3
my finger just pressed send faster than it should have
i think it's pretty cute tho

me
cute???

sannie
mhmh cute
do u not think so?

me
i'm just surprised
it doesn't sound too bad actually

sannie
so u wouldn't mind if u called u that?

me
ig there's no harm in it if u rly wanted to

sannie
ahh perfect
bc i like it way too much to give it up now
it suits u

me
it does??

sannie
i'm not poetic enough to articulate why if that's what ur looking for but yeah
it does :))

me
wow you're stupid
anyway how is everything sannie?
you seemed pretty eager to text me if i dare say so myself

sannie
obvs bc i needed ur attention
it's my birthday soon 🤟

me
in thirty smth minutes right?
i'm not good w time bare w me

sannie
stop how'd u know that

me
i'm not sitting in a stinking airport for no reason am i?/
i'm not sitting on a /
i'm not/
well i'd be a shit friend if i didn't

sannie
ooo what are u gifting me then?

me
myself/

sannie
just kidding but u better not forget to wish me
i expect at least that from my no.1 fan

me
myself/
my/
u have pretty low standards

sannie
what's that meant to mean

me
nothing important lollol
relax

sannie
ur acting weird

me
haha wdym
seen

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mission gay: san's birthday

me
why is keeping a secret so fucking difficult all of a sudden 

yunho <3
don't u dare blow ur cover babe

me
i'm tryinggg honest but it's hard

jacob
it's only hard becqyse u were never taight how to keep ur miuth shut

me
fuck you
but also i cant ignore him now can i

jacob
who siad so

yunho <3
me

me
just cus kevin appreciates it when u give him  a rest doesn't mean sannie would for me too 😘

kev
and you're so sure abt that?

me
very
seen

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sannie
that's the least convincing response i think i've ever heard
does the idea of it being my special day bother u that much? 😓

me
dude u just think too much
but if u wanna be insulted that bad then absolutely it does

sannie
u aren't yves
why'd i wanna be insulted by u

me
bitch

sannie
"u have pretty low standards" was what motivated me just fyi

me
u don't deserve to have a birthday

sannie

me
gasp u did not
not gowon
anyone but gowon </3

sannie
gowon is officially a wooyo anti 😍

me
she's not if i don't accept it

sannie
u sound mentally ill
no hate just my opinion xx 💞

me
what if i jumped out of this plane

sannie
what plane

me
oh fuck/
oh/
see this is ur impact i'm seeing things now too 😕😕💔💔💔

sannie
#spreadingpositivity

me
va crever

sannie
what
i don't know spanish

me
PLEASE ITS FRENCH

sannie
thanks gonna go google translate it now

me
wait no
don't do that
stop it
sannie
that's not fair
hey :(

sannie
WOOYOUNG

me
that's mean
what happened to wooyo

sannie
WHY DOES THAT MATTER RN
YOURE SO AWFUL
I HAD THE VOICE THING ON TOO AND THIS BITCH JUST TOLD ME TO D1E WHAT THE FUCK

me
whoops sorry 😨🤞

sannie
WHY DO YOU EVEN KNOW THAT

me
IDK I JUST HATED FRENCH IN HIGH SCHOOL
LITERALLY WHY WERE WE FORCED TO LEARN THAT SHIT
AND THATS LIKE THE ONLY THING I REMEMBER FROM IT SO

sannie
WERE U A BULLY OR STH???!/)&;4

me
DO U MAKE ME OUT TO BE ONE??!/££
i barely knew english in high school who tf was i gonna bully

sannie
isn't that a relief
the only french ik tho is like cute stuff

me
don't tell me you're a hopeless *gags before i can even finish* romantic 🙁

sannie
there's nothing wrong w that

me
*barfs this time*

sannie
this is why ur gonna stay single forever

me
and this is why you're gonna disgust every man away forever

sannie
hmm not jimin tho

me
shut up.

sannie
no ☺️☺️☺️
anyway
again idk where joong is istg hes always fucking someone when i need him so thoughts on my birthday cover pls
[ 00:00 - 04:06 ]

me
ahhhshsuusgejf omgosh omgosh
i like it when u do this a lot yk

sannie
ahh i'm glad
what do u think tho?

me
shh it's not done yet sannie

sannie
why are u so cute all of a sudden

me
stop talking what did i say

sannie
right sorry sorry

me
woah ur voice w this song >>>

sannie
u like it?

me
when do i not stupid

sannie
when u always rate me with -4's

me
but that's never me being serious sannie
you're beautiful
your voice i mean
genuinely it is

sannie
thank you wooyo <33

me
there it is

sannie
waiting for it were you?

me
no ew

sannie
suuure

me
stfu
but sannie sannie
do u have any plans for tmr??

sannie
nothing that special
unless these mfs got a surprise up their sleeve or sth
they better have bc i plan way too much of those to not receive one myself

me
surprises?

sannie
mhm they're sorta my thing

me
lmao not anymore/
not/
u must be doing smth tho right?

sannie
we're doing dinner i think?
not sure how i feel ab that honestly
but hwa's behind it and i didn't want to turn him down so

me
just be gentle with yourself okay sannie?
you're meant to have fun after all n i wouldn't want u to feel like crap on ur special day
so pls try not to pressure yourself so much

sannie
i'll definitely try to yeah :))
i'm v grateful for u yk that?

me
the last time i checked it was YOUR birthday in five minutes not mine

sannie
so technically i can say wtv i want to

me
corny

sannie
since when did that ever stop me??

me
corny i repeat
🌽🌽🌽

sannie
but u love hearing it

me
false
plus it's ur birthday in like three minutes now meaning u have other things to worry ab

sannie
like what?

me
a surprise at ur front door

sannie
huh

me
i'm lying sorry shipping is expensive
i can barely afford candy these days life is so hard

sannie
i don't want u spending money on me then if that's the case

me
too late/
too/
omgosh ur birthday

sannie
no shit

me
it's in like a minute sannie wtf

sannie
u sound disgusted
should i cry

me
yes
i need to learn from those aesthetic pinterest girls and do a camera roll clean cus i can't find shit in here tf
wait i just saw it

sannie
care to enlighten me on what the fuck u are talking ab?

me

happy birthday u gay fuck
oh shit i'm eight seconds early

sannie
???!!€$):&;&373)/&&;
SCREECHING WTF

me
WHY WAS I EIGHT SECONDS EARLY
FUCK EVERYTHING

sannie
IF IT MAKES U FEEL BETTER I HAVE YET TO COMPREHEND THAT,,, thing SO IG ITS FINE

me
OH GOOD
I'VE HAD THAT IN MY PJONE FOR DAYS YK
JSUT FOR YOU

sannie
THATS RATHER THOUGHTFUL OF U I MUST ADMIT

me
ISNT IT
WAIT BEFORE I FORGET I NEED TO GIVE CREDS

sannie
HELP WHAT
TO WHO LMAOOSHHEHD

me
some gender battling bitch i heard ab in the caribbean
ryuception ???? idk who they are ngl
hope they're having a good day tho

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woo_jung ancient ass
| where_san_sings hello ur four months younger than me?
| woo_jung exactly you're so old sannie

hongjoong.k sigh happy birthday
| where_san_sings did u buy me a present?
| hongjoong.k no
| where_san_sings hm ur lying
| hongjoong.k  you'll see it later now fuck off
| where_san_sings i knew it

beyonke HAPPY BIRTHDAY FRIEND :D have a good day eek!
| where_san_sings tysm you as well!

lifeonmars happy birthday hottie <3
| where_san_sings can we kiss behind joong's back
| hongjoong.k no you cannot.
| where_san_sings bully

j.yun HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY FAV YVES STAN 🦢🦢🦢
| where_san_sings THANK U MY FAV JINSOUL STAN 🐟🐟🐟

jjongch happy birthday hyung! i have something for u for tmr!!
| where_san_sings noo thank u sm i cant wait :(

everythingcoolwastaken happy birthday 😉
| where_san_sings uh thank you???
| everythingcoolwastaken 😉😉

princessgi happy birthday :)
| where_san_sings thanks gi

sansvenus national... kitty day... cries

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a/n: why has this book just become me giving vin attention :||| the last person who deserves it ngl to u

/j 😞😞😞 i promise u i am like i'm literally in love w him it's kinda funny yk