create chat with kev, cob and yunho <3
yes | no

im so broke wth

me
attention all homosexuals

yunho <3
oh my god i know the last word!

see?
homosexuals

me
uhhhh???
you're right tho so hi

yunho <3
duh
you ever just think hyewon 💞💝💓💓💖💕💞💝💞💘💓💖💕💓💘💝💗💞

me
not rly no

yunho <3
disgrace

me
they're adorable tho awh
who's the right girl

yunho <3
you don't know the right girl? 😨😕😟😖
wait
that means u know the left girl????

me
gowon is my main girlie
of course i do babe

yunho <3
san is rlly working on you huh
getting all those screws put in place correctly 🥵

me
excuse me??!/&

yunho <3
hm?

me
nvm
back to my question 🤗
the cutie on the right who is she?

yunho <3
ahh olivia hye
or hyejoo!

me
pause i remember her
she's the sexy ass wolf girl isn't she?

yunho <3
you're right but i'm fucking amazed
how'd u know that

me
sannie taught me her name when we binged all their solos together

yunho <3
ofc he did ;))

me
weird
talking ab him tho

kev
ooo we're talking abt singer boy?

me
oh so NOW u decide to show up???

cob
yes
now go on finsih ur sentnece

me

anyway ab san

yunho <3
hmph what does that say :c

me
"why do sexy people (me) have to suffer so much"
can i speak now?

yunho <3
i'm stealing that
it's a basic necessity in life

me
it's all urs babe
does that mean i can fucking speak now ☺️☺️☺️

cob
loterally no one's been sotpping uou

me
but it's rude to interrupt

yunho <3
aren't u the cutest
what's up with san tho i'm about to fall off my seat in anticipation

me
so

kev
soooo

me
shut up istg

kev
i'm only encouraging u on gosh
where is the appreciation 😕

me
up ur ass
and mf i didn't ask for any of ur goddamn encouragement

yunho <3
you know
i could ask mingi to come over

me
no????
what the fuck
why would u do that

yunho <3
exactly so tell us about san already

me
i was getting to that????!?
see it's sannie's birthday soon
and

kev
NSKSNSBSSNKSNSNSS

me
???

yunho <3
oh i'm listeningggg

cob
elaborate.

me
woah ur grammar 😨😨😨

jacob
stfu and fuckinf elabrote

kev
u jinxed it woo

me
sucks but idgaf rn cus i maybe like yk uhm
have a surprise to plan¿

yunho <3
YOU WHAT

kev
OH SO WE'RE PLAYING BOLD TODAY HUH

cob
bitch ur ducking lying
last time i chekced you were too mych of a pysyy for soemthing like that

me
pysyy

yunho <3
omds finally
yyxy's repackage!

me
i feel like that's meant to be rly funny
except im not san so i don't have the loona capacity to get it

kev
same

yunho
only the real ones know 😔🤞🤞
BUT BABE WHAT THE FUCK
A SURPRISE???/:&3£

me
yeah? i think
i'm not that sure yet but i do know i wanna visit him

kev
STOPSHSGSOWHDF

yunho <3
I NEED A VENTILATOR
YOU- YOU- YOU-

kev
YOURE GOING TO VISIT HIM??
FOR HIS BIRTHDAY???

cob
u can't afford taht

kev
STOP TALKING JACOB BAE
WOOYOUNG
THAT'S

me
prolly a dumb idea yeah ik

yunho <3
what 😄

me
idk it's just like what if he doesn't want to see me??
or what if he has plans or is busy cus knowing him he probably would be yk

kev
blinks

yunho
—in gay protector.
u are in fact very wrong because a) trust me when i say he'd fucking love to see u and b) i can just clear his schedule out for u
so c) don't u be worrying about a single thing

me
really?
cus that's what i wanted to ask actually if u were like down to help
only if that's okay w u first ofc

yunho <3
babe
if i have any purpose in life it's to get u boo'd up okay??

me
thanks? but that's not rly what this is
i just want to spend his birthday w him

yunho <3
sigh
wtv u say

cob
and wbat are we here for

me
unhelpful emotional assistance 💪

kev
truly an honour <3

yunho <3
okay first of all

yunho <3 changed the chat name to mission gay: san's birthday

yunho <3
there we go
perfect!!

kev
absolutely spilled

yunho <3
now
perhaps i am an awful friend but when exactly IS san's birthday? 😓

me
shame he's not here to hear that
but he's july 10th babes

kev
a... cancer 🤠
not the information i planned to hear on this fine afternoon but what can u do

me
friendly reminder that ur boyfriend is literally a gemini

cob
i'm hot too

kev
i refuse to vibe w this negativity

yunho <3
moving on
we have precisely six days to get the show on the road

me
bitch i'm not buying him a goddamn tesla or smth
chill ur b00bs a little

yunho <3
you're worth way more than a stupid piece of metal with wheels tho

me
awh thanks but weren't you meant to be helping me

cob
i csn take over

me
no thank you!!!

yunho <3
wise choice
i doubt you'd want to stay cooped up in san's dorm the entire time so is there anything you have in mind? like a date??
even if it's strictly platonic ffs 😒

me
this was once "im so broke wth" for a reason yk
i can just ab afford to get there so 😍

kev
cobie and i go out all the time and we're just as financially unstable as u so i'm sure u can figure smth out

me
ik you're trying to make me feel good but lies
y'all are fucking loaded
where'd u even get that much money from

cob
none of ur buisnsss

me
omgosh cobie do u sell heroine

kev
why do u sound excited

yunho <3
oh no we're getting distracted
this isn't good :c

me
bless you for taking this so srsly </3
however i have zero plans of taking heroine in the near future
no need to get ur panties in a twist

yunho <3
ofc i am it's important!
it needs to go smoothly don't you think?

me
hopefully yeah
as much as i asked for and appreciate ur help tho pls stop worrying sm ab it
i'll be fine

yunho <3
are u sure??

me
mhm :))
idt anyth too fancy would suit us anyway
as long as sannie's free which i'm still counting on u to make sure of btw! i think it'll go just great

cob
can't u jsut ask him now if he's got any plans for hsi birthday?

kev
right i'm sure it'd save all the stress woo

me
but it's meant to be a surprise remember

kev
so you're just gonna jumpscare him at his door??

me
so what if i did

yunho <3
TAKE THAT SO WHAT
sorry heh

me
i'm so bad?

yunho <3
OH MY GOD
THAT WAS SO BEAUTIFUL
I OFFICIALLY AM IN LOVE W CHOI SAN

me
u officially what

yunho <3
not like that babes
he's just doing such a phenomenal job at culturing u  
so admirable 🙇‍♂️

me
o...kay
i think i need a break from u three my head hurts
till another time i suppose

cob
you live wuth us???

me
not if i lock my door i don't

cob
kciking you out woulc be so mcuh easier

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a/n: mf be testing my lesbianism like