where_san_sings

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where_san_sings for my least fav brat of a jimin stan just in case the world ends tmr <3

song: this december - ricky montgomery
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woo_jung u broke the deal
| where_san_sings and paid my end of it at the same time, it cancels out
| woo_jung no it doesn't
| where_san_sings this is my account so actually it does

j.yun WTH HAPPENED TO UR HEAD?????!))
| where_san_sings guess she magically changed colour or sth

jjongch congrats on 15k hyung !!
| where_san_sings thank u most bb:)))

hongjoong.k i suppose it doesn't look that bad
| where_san_sings closest to a compliment i'll ever get from u so thank you joongie
| hongjoong.k don't call me that
| where_san_sings wtf but hwa does???
| hongjoong.k and you're not hwa

princessgi give me my choker back
| where_san_sings but it's pretty i like it
| princessgi it's literally MY money???!££:)
| where_san_sings mhm i know that

beyonke hes v... sensitive ab that piece of information i'm scared wtf did u do to get that out of him
| where_san_sings nothing harmful :D

sansvenus HAIR?? RICKY MONTGOMERY??? HAIR???????

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me
sannie sannie
u finally posted who would've thought
thank u tho

sannie
ur welcome ofc but u rly don't need to say thanks woo
i have that account bc singing is smth i enjoy
it's never a chore yk

me
mf i knew that
take my gratitude or just leave

sannie
gratitude taken mister feisty

me
😒
how are u doing tho?

sannie
oh i'm okay actually
i just got out of uni too which is nice

me
ah that's good
how are the others?

sannie
i have no idea 😁

me
did u kill them

sannie
why'd u say that so calmly

me
i am one with death
but did u?
i won't tell anyone my mouth is zipped

sannie
....cool
and no i haven't yet
thanks for the reassurance tho for when the time comes

me
you are so welcome
but if u didn't kill them who tf did
cus there's no way u walk around on ur own u don't have the confidence for it

sannie
so true i can't even be mad
but idk hopefully someone gay i'd be embarrassed for them otherwise

me
imagine being murdered by a nasty straggot

sannie
the thought itself gives me chills 😖

me
thought i was the only one
anyway i hope i don't make u uncomfy or anyth sannie by asking but have u eaten today?

sannie
ur okay woo dw
and i have yeah!
mingi bought bagels for breakfast
best thing he's ever done ngl

me
ew mingi
nice of him tho i suppose
why have i never had a bagel before wtf

sannie
exactly mf why haven't you 😰😰😰
missing out on so much damn

me
are they that good?

sannie
are they THAT good???!??!!
dude
bagels give me one less of a reason why

me
*rushes out of the door to the nearest shop*
that's not true it's way too late

sannie
but it's never too late for bagels

me
it's one in the morning

sannie
but bagels should be ur first priority

me
police sirens are outside

sannie
but bagels

me
you're mental

sannie
huh metal??&:£
oh
mental
that makes more sense

me
what sorta metal are u? an alkali? 🤩
i actually don't know what that means i just remember it from those periodic tables

sannie
my reading comprehension skills are below average
bro i hated those things

me
YOU'RE A NINETEEN Y/OLD MAN WDYM??!:£
and wtf did they do to u damn

sannie
AGEISM I FEAR????
they're just so unappealing
so many colours yet no rainbow 👎💔

me
AGEISM IS NOT A THING
and wth you're so right i've never noticed that before

sannie
DO NOT INVALIDATE MY FEELINGS LIKE THAT
are u even gay how'd u not notice
pissed me off sm in high skl like where is the PRIDE??!!:£

me
BUT THATS WHAT IM HERE FOR
imagine how pretty they'd look tho if the colours were in the gay order :(

sannie
FUCK YOU
i know :((
if only yves invented that shit sigh

me
we can always count on our girlie to represent us 🤞🏳️‍🌈

sannie
yves serves the gays for a livbgbwnwuozv)9

me
uh
yeah i totally got what u said there mhm 100% agree u are so right

sannie
fuck help me

me
depends
cus i'm not sacrificing myself for u if that's what you're asking

sannie
my cat is such a bitch

me
reconsider living asap
why so mean to a cat sannie?
superior creatures they are
wiat
YOU HAVE A CAT??!/&):£:)2£\€€>}
WHAT THE HELL AND I'VE NEVER WVEN HEARD OF IT BEFORE?
WHY

sannie
i've probably just never thought to bring her up
she's cute tho wanna see?

me
DO
I
WANT
TO
SEE
???
she's a cat sannie!!
u never need my consent

sannie

she won't look at the camera sigh

me
AHABAHHEGENEVNEGEVHDICYJFFYFUDNVEVETVGSJSHEJJEKDDTDBXYJGEUGDJEGJDHJRUDHWG

sannie
oh

me
STOP IT
SHES SOOO CUTE
AND HER EYES OMGOSH
THE PRETTIEST
I LITERALLY LIVED W YOU FOR A DAY WHY HAVE I NEVER SEEN HER BEFORE
THATS SO EVIL SANNIE

sannie
bc i don't live w her unfortunately :(

me
awh why not?

sannie
...
i love her more than majority of the ppl ik but does it look like i have the stability to care for a cat??? 😰
plus i live w mingi so

me
where does she live then?
and so true i don't even trust that fucker w yunho let alone a cat

sannie
he'd prolly step on her or sth
on purpose.

me
i'm never nearing him again

sannie
wish that could be me
but anyway yeah she lives w my mother rn
kinda sad bc i can only visit her when her [redacted] husband isn't home

me
yk u can cuss him out if u want to sannie
idgaf he seems like an ass

sannie
ahh okay lmao
i just wanted to play safe in case ur one of those ppl who like yk is all ab respecting crap adults

me
ew i used to know someone like that

sannie
ew same!!!

me
u could tell them that ur dad chopped ur arm off but they'd still go "oh but he loves you uwu"

sannie
OH MY GOD
literally had to cut this bitch off once for defending my step dad's bullshit
"he probably just wanted to teach you self defence don't say that ab him"

me
BRO???
PEOPLE ARE SO WEIRD WHAT THE HELL
so sorry u had to deal w that

sannie
NO RIGHT
waste of fucking sperm

me
spill
anyway back to ur cat! what's her name what's her name

sannie
took u a while to ask
but she's byeol :))

me
like byeol for star??

sannie
yep yep

me
that's so adorable
did u come up w it??

sannie
would u be mean if i say yes?

me
never
suits her a lot sannie
cute of you/
cute/
unlike u calling her a b1tch

sannie
SHE SCRATCHED ME OKAY

me
AND??!&:£;

sannie
IT HURT

me
I FIGURED
BUT OKAY SO???????!!))??

sannie
WHAT DI YOU MEAN "OKAY SO?"

me
i hope she does it again.

sannie
what
how dare you

me
and worser

sannie
worse*
seen

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a/n:

u have no idea how badly i want this photobook </3