sannie
good afternoon
evening**
or morning?? idk ive forgotten how far back canada is

me
rude much
neither are correct meaning you're fucking dumb too
pick a struggle!!!!

sannie
no!
what time is it actually tho

me
10am 🍍
this feels so weird i've forgotten how bad jet lag is
i want to collapse

sannie

me
is that gowon

sannie
HEJHSJSJDKEJSXJRF YEAH
YEAH ITS GOWON
OMG
YOU
HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT

me
u played one and only on repeat for almost the entire ride to the airport 😐
how do you think?

sannie
oh
yeah true
but u knew her face!

me
u forced me to memorise her and yves' faces every time a group scene showed up in an mv 😐

sannie
u say that as if we weren't having a blast squealing over women together
women who we don't even have the ability to be attracted to can i add

me
u have a point there ig

sannie
i know i do
anyway i wanted to check up on u and see if the plane killed u by any chance
u seem pretty fine to me tho

me
that thing is not as hazardous as mfs make it look
well until the pilot is a sociopath with sadistic impulses but i like to believe i've never encountered one of those before

sannie
i didn't want to hear that

me
awhh is sannie scared of flights now 🥺🥺🥺

sannie
v much so 🤗
just know i'm never visiting u
or anywhere at all outside of these borders

me
i don't want u to anyway
that's embarrassing

sannie
isn't everything to you?

me
shut up

sannie
but why
am i that bad i can never visit u 😞

me
yes.
but also no it's just disgusting having someone like u know me that well

sannie
great to hear bc change of mind!!
i'm totally visiting canada one day just u wait

me

sannie
EGGPLANT AFMS IM CRYJNG

me
STOP I DIFNT EVEN NOTICE THAT
WHATWHJDUH

sannie
omg it invented fingering

me
BYEENSKYSISFJKSUWYS

sannie
HEJSJSHSJKWNSHWJFF

me
I HATE U WJAT THE FUCK
WHYD UOU SAU YHAT

sannie
BUT ITS TRYE LOOK AT IT

me
NO ITS CUZ PEOPLE ARE STARING AT ME
THIS BITCH FUCKING GLAAAARED AT ME LAUGHING THIS IS ALL UR FAULG

sannie
OH FUCK
WHRRE ARE U RN

me
WAIT
I FORHOT TO TELL U OH MY DUMBELDORE

sannie
HELP DUMBLEDORE???!!)£

me
ITS A YUNHO THING ASK HIM
BUT
i'm changing my degree sannie!

sannie
ahh really? what to??

me
guess guess guess

sannie
tbh i'd hope it to be dance
but idk is that too much of a reach bc of everything going on atm?

me
you'd get a brownie point if u weren't so doubtful smh

sannie
wait i was right??
that's incredible woo omg

me
ahshhdjd isn't it?
a bit nervous but overall excited i've wanted to do this for so long

sannie
it makes sense for u to be nervous but just know there's no real reason for u to be, ur mind is just tricking u
everything will go great i promise
ik we've not known each other for long but seeing u do sth so big like this for yourself makes me rly proud actually

me
and here i thought you couldn't get any cornier

sannie
fuck you

me
was just kidding sannie promise
genuinely thank u sm
shit takes sm paperwork tho wtf are they tryna chip me or smth

sannie
hopefully not??
but it'd be pretty obvious if they did
u are far from the average human being

me
you're literally a gay man w a shrine for a woman who doesn't know u exist

sannie
why has mentioning yves become ur defence mechanism all of a sudden 😕

me
cus you're a fucking weirdo when it comes to her

sannie
then surely there's someone who makes u emotionally unavailable too

me
except there's not

sannie
u like bts don't u?

me
don't go there

sannie
hmm who's ur favourite??

me
no

sannie
since ur gay and v obviously so i'm thinking it's maybe

me
no

sannie
jimin?

me
no

sannie
ahh or yoongi??

me
no

sannie
ok u gotta be lying now

me
i'm not
i don't even like bts who told u that lollll

sannie
"that shit is the best thing to ever happen" - jung wooyoung, in reference to bangtan sonyeondan's spring day, like last night

me
that doesn't mean i like them 🤣🤣

sannie
ur fooling nobody rn yk that right?

me
doesn't mean i'll tell u

sannie
it's not as if im gonna use that special someone against u or anything dw

me
no u will
you're literally choi fucking san so no u fucking will

sannie
why would u assume that </3

me
u have zero other reasons to be pestering me sm ab it

sannie
what if i promised u then

me
you'd break it

sannie
...
what if we made a deal

me
is there even a difference between the two???

sannie
you'd get sth out of it too that way

me
hm
fine then

sannie
ur so dramatic dude it's literally just ur bias what
but go ahead what do u have in mind

me
post smth u fucking bitch

sannie
that's it??

me
wdym "thats it??" you're so ia these days what if the world ends tmr

sannie
idt that'd make a difference?

me
u just don't think rationally enough then
cus believe it or not the world remains spinning due to the existence of ur account

sannie
i
i'm glad u think so???
but i recommend getting urself checked asap
i think they actually did chip u 😨😨😨

me
i hate u

sannie
nvm i was just reaching
that checkup isn't needed u can stay put :D

me
no like i actually hate u

sannie
and that does not bother me
so anyway who's ur bias

me
u haven't posted yet

sannie
cus it's late asshole
and i don't have any decent enough drafts either

me
i don't believe u

sannie
it's jimin huh

me
what
no
pft who said that

sannie
mhm it's definitely jimin
thanks i can go now

me
i didn't even answer tho??!

sannie
and turns out u didn't need to 🥂🥂

me
what if it's not jimin

sannie
impossible.
i should've known sooner tbh it's literally right in front of me

me
what is

sannie
a brat

me
excuse me?????
a what

sannie
a brat.
i see why u wanted to keep that info to urself so desperately ngl
jimin stans can be....

me
well i'm not

sannie
ur not what?
bc i don't remember specifying

me
ahaha didn't u mention how it was getting late?
sleep is important yk esp when u have uni tmr

sannie
ouch is that ur way of getting rid of me

me
yes
no

sannie
indecisive shit
either way ur right bc i am in fact desiring my nightly trailer of death rn!

me
uhm

sannie
easy translation: i'm tired so i'm gonna put ur ass in misery by leaving

me
why are u texting me if you're tir/
why are you/
good
go to fucking bed idw u here

sannie
sure u don't

me
fuck off

sannie
on it :)))
but i'll talk to u tmr woo
no u don't get a choice

me
hm wtv
seen

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a/n: ah yes half a chapter of woosan v dramatically arguing over woo's bts bias as if it determines everything they've ever known

idk what i'm doing w my life anymore send help

no srsly send help hongjoong blond AND arm tattoo WHAT THE FUCK IS HIS PROBLEM