me
hey
hasn't it been a while

j.yun
what are u saying

me
oh yeah you speak hangul
sorry sorry insta's translation feature fucks w me a little
but hi hru

j.yun
how do u manage to forget
but i'm good
wbu tho i was so worried 😭

me
i'm sorry yunho
i'm alright but yk
shit happens

j.yun
nonono it's ok!!! as long as ur alive and well that's all that rly matters
and i totally understand dw

me
i missed u so much wtf
i rly didn't mean to leave u hanging for months and months
i've been struggling recently w just everyt/
i've been struggl/
do u remember/
do u/
i lost someone a while back so yeah i guess that's why

j.yun
oh my god wooyoung
i'm so so sorry i had no idea
i hope ur doing okay

me
i'm trying lmao
but how have u been???
i haven't visited in ages things must be different now

j.yun
well i've started uni for one!!
everyone's surprised i decided to take more education so pls don't mention it bc im v much aware
ooo and i got dicked fucking down last night

me
the contrast 💀
but i'm glad
about well both i guess?

j.yun
ugh thank you thank you
he was so good oh my dumbledore

me
wonderful but why dumbledore??

j.yun
haven't u read eternally

me
now what the fuck is that

j.yun
man ur missing out
10/10 writing, humour, smut, author

me
i don't read unless its harry potter

j.yun
it quite literally IS harry potter
only difference is that it's gay and into the future yk

me
idc cus how was ur hookup ;))
name, age, credit card details??

j.yun
i cant say :cc

me
not the fucking mysterious type 😕
^ the worst breed

j.yun
but what i can say is his roommates an orbit

me
wait huh

j.yun
i literally squealed at jinsouls voice w two fingers in me cus someone played hi high???€.^\%^~
some fever dream shit

me
what the actual fuck

j.yun
what i couldn't help it
it was jung fucking jinsoul

me
no no it's not that
i mean yes pretty weird but we live in such a small world
his orbit roommate is my fucking friend

j.yun
stop are u kidding

me
unless san isn't the only one who had to mute his roommates s3x with hi high then no i'm not
HAHAHAHAHA THAT MEANS UR HOOKUP WAS MINGI

j.yun
why is that funny 😒😒😒

me
nah there's nothing wrong w that it's just
an interesting choice
fyi he punches cafe walls

j.yun
kinda hot tbh
hand over this san mf btw i want an orbit friend 😤

me
sigh not this again
fine
but only for loona purposes

j.yun
THANK YOU LOVE
seen

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me
yo san

where_san_sings
we're texting on here again?? but hey

me
i don't have the energy to open a new app for this
so
i have a friend back in korea

where_san_sings
damn i'm not the only one?? 💔💔💔
sorry go on

me
i literally lived there for the first half of my life
but anyway
this friend of mine is one of the few who thought i died or smth
but we reunited just now
it was actually rly fun too

where_san_sings
ahh that sounds great woo
i'm glad it went well

me
aw thank u
but the catch is
this friend had a dick appointment last night w fucking hi high playing in the back

where_san_sings

what

me
u certainly succeeded in spreading ur loona agenda

where_san_sings
am i gonna get jumped for disturbing his satan time or sth now

me
i doubt that he'd probably just thank u instead

where_san_sings
oh
but for what

me
hes in love w jung jinsoul
smth like that

where_san_sings
wait
just so i'm clear ur saying an orbit was in my house????
a gay jinsoul stan?????????
and i didnt know???????????????

me
thats pretty much it yeah

where_san_sings
dude
let me talk to him pls

me
perfect

where_san_sings
idk what that means but it doesnt sound like a no so thanks :DD
seen

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orbits unite i guess?

yunho
IS THE ORBIT HERE
PLS SAY THE ORBIT IS HERE

me
the orbit is in fact here
san say hi

san
OH MY GOD HI
U HAD SEX IN MY HOUSE YESTERDAY
AND U LIKE JINSOUL

yunho
OH MY GOD HELLO
I DID HAVE SEX IN UR HOUSE YESTERDAY
AND I DO LIKE JINSOUL
WHO DO U LIKE

san
I LIKE YVES <<<33333333

yunho
UR GAY ARENT U

san
YEAH I AM BUT HOW'D U KNOW

yunho
U JUST SAID U LIKE YVES

san
TRUE TRUE

yunho
THANK U BTW

me
see?

san
UR WELCOME BUT WHY??

yunho
I GOT RAILED TO HI HIGH BC OF U

san
IM GLAD I COULD ENHANCE THE EXPERIENCE 🥰🌈

me
that's disgusting

san
but i used a rainbow

me
ok???

san
so u ARE homophobic 😕😕👊👊👊👊

me
for u yeah 😇

yunho
i don't understand a thing u whitewashed whores

me
oh sorry again
it was nothing important tho!

san
liar
woo didn't say so what's ur name?

yunho
jung yunho!!

san
what the fuck i know u

yunho
u do??
wait a minute are u choi san???

me
someone explain thx

yunho
we go to the same uni!!!

san
so that's how u know mingi
i saw y'all talking the other day but didn't think anything of it bc he talks to everyone, dick or not
nice to know you two are fucking tho 🤗🤗

yunho
i think i remember what ur talking abt actually ahhhshsh
i'm so in love w him

me
lol i'm sorry but didn't he want no one to know he had his dick up ur ass tho?

yunho
hey :c

san
he said that??

yunho
implied it **
there's a difference!!

me
no there's not

san
^ exactly
i'll talk to him ab it that's mean

yunho
u will??
omg thank you so much
i like ur friend wooyoung

me
ur welcome for the service

san
why is that boosting ur ego

me
are u saying it shouldn't

san
honestly yes

me
why are u mean in hangul

san
oh i am???
i'll be sure to use my language more often then since that's the case 🤙

me
shut the fuck up

yunho
i don't mean to interrupt but i gtg now sorryy

me
ah that's fine chill
only if u dm me the next time you're free

yunho
ofc babe

san
till next time fellow orbit <3

me
why are u still talking

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a/n: layout so goddamn ugly but i hope it isn't too confusing

also go read eternally wtf are u doing

yandereha ily and ur so welcome for the free promo btw