me
good morning

san
crazy how this is the first time you've ever texted whilst the sun is still out over there
but hello hello

me
not true actually
cus the first time we spoke was at like seven in the morning
u insensitive fuck

san
ahh it was wasnt it
and u ran late for uni pfft

me
which was ur fault btw

san
that had nothing got to do w me wdym

me
if it wasn't for u i wouldn't have panicked
if i didn't panic i would've made it there on time
therefore it was ur fault

san
i didn't tell u to panic

me
yet u still decided to text me fucking randomly out of ur own will
so mathematically u did

san
and this is why ur bad at the subject

me
shut up

san
no 🤗
how did u sleep last night??

me
u have no right being so nice rn

san
ok and idc what u think bc my question needs answering

me
hm it was okay
kev dropped smth at like six in the fucking morning
shit was loud asl and woke me up

san
what's he doing so early on a saturday

me
literally what i asked him
he said "you know cobie can't cook for his life"
jacob woke up five hours later 👌👌

san
dedication ig????

me
nah he's just gay
anyway i need ur opinion on smth

san
yeah?

me
so i've been thinking
and i mighttt revive my instagram
for fun?? i'm just bored tbh

san
so u weren't always dead on that app?

me
like when i was 17 yea 💀
u seem like u know what you're doing on there so i thought i'd ask
idk for ur thoughts ig

san
ur pretty and i'm selfish so i say u should go for it

me
LMAO thanks??
but dude i'm fucking scared
everyone i've been ghosting for the past few months still follow me what do i do 😕

san
it depends on why ur ghosting them

me
cus i'm always goddamn sad

san
well since they're ur friends they should understand right?
if they don't then they just aren't worth ur time

me
ur making sense there

san
as always tyvm 😘

me
wtv

what do u think of this???

san

me
i didn't know jacob cosplayed

san
HHJEHZUWHSKWU
my girl chuu actually!
but bro ur so cool

me
wait rly

san
fuck yes u are
the way ur just standing there, breathing, somehow not fogging up ur glasses 😍😍😍
i didn't know u had glasses

me
they're fake
my eyes are perfect
i have one more w potential tho as you'd say

san
send rn

me

its the shoes everyone needs to see them

san
hand the jacket over wtf

me
no
shipping is expensive
which one do u think tho???

san
hmm
the first one is giving "i'm cool and don't give a fuck ab anyth"
the second is "i'm cool and don't give a fuck ab anyth but will fucking drop kick u bc i have the shoes for it"

me
that decides it then

san
ur welcome <3

me
say smth quick
i need an excuse to stall

san
what
uhh
ur friends that ur ghosting
how are they?

me
cool
but lowk i wouldn't know anymore it's been too long

san
kinda sad

me
eh
it's fine
like yeah i feel bad but
it's too tiring yk

san
bc of ur friend i'm assuming?

me
bingo
it's srsly so annoying
everyone acting all "oh my god i heard ab ur best friend how are u how are u coping?"
but u cant say you're doing bad cus "you'll have to get over it soon"
read that in a high pitched grandma voice pls

san
i'm so sorry woo
just so ur aware, u have all the right to mourn for however long u need
that doesn't matter and ur feelings shouldn't be invalidated bc of it either

me
thank u so much san
hearing that is so nice/
hearing that/
enough ab me tho how are things on ur end??

san
good actually!
asides from the fact mingi fucked someone last night

me
excuse me
in ur dorm??!€\€\€$]~

san
yep

me
aha that sounds
awful

san
and u would be right
but
i blasted hi high rly fucking loud without my earphones too
lucky me didn't hear a thing

me
thank jesus and his lover you're an orbit

san
exactly what would i do without my astronomy girlies

me
why would he do that w u in the other room tho 😟
and i thought moonbae were bad

san
his hookup prolly asked for it idk

me
HELPSHWJDIEF

san
MF NEEDS TO LEARN HOW TO SAY NO SOMETIMES I SWEAR HE GOES ALONG W EVERYTHING THEY SAY
AND HES NOT EVEN A SUB

me
BYEWBJWHSJF LEAVE HIM BE

san
NOT UNTIL HE LEAVES ME BE FIRST
HEARING HIS NASTY ASS SEX TALK WASNT APART OF THE CONTRACT

me
i think we have stalled more than enough
this conversation is getting out of hand

san
how much would u pay me if i were first

me
nothing 😇
it's ur fate

san
to have nothing or to be first 😣😣😣

me
both
pray no one hates me after discovering i am in fact alive

san
*prays*

me
why thank u san and his shreks
seen

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where_san_sings dropkick me
   | woo_jung post smth first asshole

beyonké are u being held hostage what is going on
   | beyonké u look good tho
   | woo_jung idk either but thanks

everythingcoolwastaken so tgis is what u were stressung over
   | woo_jung i was not

crackerphobic man ur so fine
   | woo_jung thank u steph :))

j.yun omfd dm me rn i fucking miss u
   | woo_jung ahhhshhdf hi im on it

sansvenus no wonder my man follows u goddamn

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a/n: iiiii don't rly like this one

it's fine tho cus next chapters are pretty exciting (i think) nd it'll make up for it sooo yeah cool