me
san
san san san
dude

where_san_sings
woo
woo woo woo
dude
what

me
hi

where_san_sings
and that's it???

me
say it back fucker

where_san_sings
hey

me
how have u been?

where_san_sings
did u get railed or sth why u so happy
and before u send a hitman out for me that's a good thing ofc
just curious

me
ab my sex life???
and man idk tbh i just felt you'd do better w my presence

where_san_sings
oh so it's a self-centred thing
got it!

me
asshole
u have yet to answer my question btw

where_san_sings
i can say the same ab u

me
tru but i asked first

where_san_sings
also tru but loona are occupying me rn sorry!

me
hmm
aren't u a sucker for memes

where_san_sings
don't do it

me

where_san_sings
what did i say

me
#rulebreaker #rebel 💯💅🍆
youre lucky i don't have the mental capacity to make a loona ver
wait who's ur bias you've never said

where_san_sings
I THOUGHT YOUD NEVER ASK
it's yves 💕💘💗💗💞💞💝💞💓💖💕💕💘💓💞💞💝💞💓💗💖💕💕💖💓💝💝💞💓💓💕💘💗💓💞

me
i read that as wives
help

where_san_sings
i'm sure she wouldn't mind that but are u serious

me
IM SORRY 😞😞😞😞
what is it tho

where_san_sings
she's pronounced 'eve' but with gay sparkles

me
gay sparkles bc it's u or cus she's a lil like us

where_san_sings
both 🤘🤘

me
that's the best thing i've ever seen and idek her

where_san_sings
yk what that means 😉😉

me
give it to me i bet she's fine asl

where_san_sings
YOU FUCKING KNOW IT UGHH
Yves (Hangul: 이브) is the ninth revealed member of LOONA and a member and leader of its third sub-unit, LOONA / yyxy. She was born as Ha Sooyoung (Hangul: 하수영) on May 24, 1997 in Busan, South Korea. She debuted on November 14, 2017 as a member of LOONA and subsequently released her solo single album 'Yves' on November 28, 2017.
don't say anything yet i'm not done

me
mouth zipped nws

where_san_sings
:DD

SHAHEYWISHEIWENEDICYYWGETI I WANT HER TO PUNCH ME FUCK SO BAD JUST ONCE PLS JUST ONCE YVES

AAAAAGAHHSJS SHES SO HOT :(((((

aw i found this aren't lesbians just great i think they totally are

this one is specially for u
see it as a gift

me
why all these loona bitches so step-on-me worthy

where_san_sings
me every time i wake up ^^^

me
as is ur right
now that yves lockdown is over tho answer my fucking question istg

where_san_sings
oh i'm fine lmao

me
liar/
li/
so u left me hanging all that time for what

where_san_sings
felt like it

me
youre not lying are u 🧐🧐🧐

where_san_sings
nah chill ur tits mister detective
i'm fine genuinely!

me
is fine rly enough tho

where_san_sings
when it's the most u can get

me
do u wanna
talk maybe?

where_san_sings
our conversations always end up like this huh

me
tbh
it could just be our purpose so what's the harm in letting it happen

where_san_sings
i guess so yeah
ur rly good at words, anyone ever tell u that before?

me
no??
but i'm guessing that's a good thing so thank u

where_san_sings
def a good thing

me
sooo
what's up

where_san_sings
was hoping you'd drop it
but it's nothing big rly, joong's just upset at me

me
joong is the kim hongjoong boy w the poor ass relationship right?

where_san_sings
that's one way to describe him

me
okay what did u do

where_san_sings
😐😐😐

me
i'm waiting

where_san_sings
...

me
i'm sure it cant be that bad

where_san_sings
i mean i stole ur liar brand so 😍

me
well that's
toxic

where_san_sings
PLSSHSIEUUXJR THANKS?????

me
you're nice tho san why are u lying to ppl

where_san_sings
u think i'm nice?

me
shut up
that's besides the point

where_san_sings
it's not like i meant to
it just
happened

me
u would've made sure it didn't happen then

where_san_sings
mf what do u want me to do
i cant time travel

me
I DIDNT KNOW WHAT ELSE TO SAY

where_san_sings
STH HOPEFUL MAYBE??¿¿¿

me

where_san_sings
STOPSHAHIDIEG

me
at the end of the day yes u lied to ur friend but u also gave jesus another reason to be dead 😇
look on the bright side <3

where_san_sings
I HATE U
WHY ARE U LIKE THIS OMFG

me
YOU WANTED SMTH HOPEFUL AND THATS THE BEST I CAN DO
UNGRATEFUL ASS BITCH

where_san_sings
U WNAT ME TO BE GRATEFUL??????

me
WHEN YOURE A PROUD FUCKING LIAR YES

where_san_sings
OKAY BUT SO ARE U

me
STOP SHOUTINB AT ME THEN

where_san_sings
FINE
bro have u seen sweet home

me
yea i was forced to binge it w moonbae a few months ago
but how is that relevant

where_san_sings
i finished ep 8 last night 😕

me
rip lol
i bet on my life savings u cried

where_san_sings
and u didnt lose a fucking penny

me
im not british???

where_san_sings
mf idc
canadian british same thing

me
embarrassingly incorrect but wtv
i dont mean to spoil but the next two eps only get worser

where_san_sings
thats not a word

me
what

where_san_sings
worser isnt a word

me
wdym yes it is??

where_san_sings
except it literally doesnt exist in the english language

me
u probably just learnt ur english wrong

where_san_sings
is that racially motivated 😦😦💔💔💔💔😞😞😞😞💔💔
either way its not a word and im right and ur wrong

me
dude
u sound like that fucker from matilda
yk who im on ab

where_san_sings
BYEWGYDAW THAT CHEETO SMELLING ASS OLD MAN????

me
YES HIM LMAOAOAASAOOU

where_san_sings
HUDWBUHADHFSHUVFHU
im still right tho

me
SINCE FUCKING WHEN?????
how is worser not a word

where_san_sings
ask whoever invented this confusing ass language idk

me
wait is it actually not
cus how tf

where_san_sings
ur loss
i'll keep u in my thoughts as compensation 😘

me
i dont need ur goddamn compensation
and if its not worser wtf is it

where_san_sings
im literally sat here educating u on ur own language stfu
pls its just worse on its own
so u shouldve said "i dont mean to spoil but the next two eps only get worse"

me
1. english isn't "my own" lanaguge 2. it was one fucking word u aren't the next shakespeare
where'd u even get ur english from

where_san_sings
shit was mandatory during like my entire skl experience
but music played a major factor in it too!
made it a lot less patronising :))

me
makes sense
is singing smth u want to pursue as a career?

where_san_sings
ahh hopefully one day yeah
i'm just working on improving my confidence for now tho

me
hm that's a surprise tbh

where_san_sings
it is??

me
well yeah
how i perceive u compared to how u perceive urself is ofc gonna be different but if i had a voice like urs ik for sure i'd be flaunting it around every chance i get
maybe just me tho
ig i just wish u recognised how much talent u rly have yk

where_san_sings
oh wow
that's so sweet thank u woo <3

me
of course

where_san_sings
hbu then? what do u wanna be??

me
well
dance has always been my thing and as of recent i've been trying to get into it more after/
dance has always been my thing and as of/
dance has/
i'm not sure yet actually

where_san_sings
ah but that's ok!
ik a friend similar to u in this aspect and i always tell them to not stress so same goes for u
u have ages to make up ur mind anyway there's no rush!!

me
yeah
it's annoying being told to hurry up and shit by everyone around u so thanks
it's nice hearing that

where_san_sings
agree it rly isn't any help
but don't worry much, once you've found ur passion you'll know straight away!

me
hopefully yeah
i wish i could tell u/
i wish i/
i have to go now sorry
i'll talk to u soon?

where_san_sings
ofc ofc
have a nice day!

me
yeah you too
seen

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a/n: happy kevin moon day!! @ any fellow deobis here, he loves u so so much <3