Dear Zayn,

What?!

Seriously, what?!?

The last I heard from you was a cold, uncaring form letter that only a jerk celebrity would send out to anyone who wrote them a letter. Kind of confirmed my assistant theory, tbh.

And the LAST YOU HEARD FROM ME was that I wouldn't write to someone like you anymore. I told you I had poured my heart out, and you treated me like the no body you must think I am.

Further more, there were SIX letters, not five. Of course you probably didn't even bother to read them, so of course you'd have no clue how many there were. Again, a big point in favor of my theory that your assistant wrote all of the other letters.

As I stated before, stop writing. I don't want your letters anymore. Lose my address and I'll lose yours. Game over.

Sincerely, and I mean that with all of my heart,

Sara

^^^^^

Whoa. She's pissed.

Btw, it's really a challenge to write this whole thing as letters. Each post only gives one side, and you can't use any type of body language. It's harder than chat stories! But I refuse to break style and give you a non-letter chapter, so challenge accepted and game on.