Yeet. This ones mainly texting so it might be a little confusing, sorry. 420 words.

bzzzzt 

Evan picks up his phone excitedly. It's his fifth night alone this week. Fridays are always the worst, at least every other weekday everyone else is home too, but Fridays are for partying, unless you're Evan. He's lonely, bored and horny.

Probably just Jared, he thinks to himself. Wrong. He squeals when he sees @ConnorMurphy's comment on his recent post.

Wrong account.. Fuck fuck fuck. "Fuck!" He yells, pressing delete.
This is it, my whole life is over, everyone knows I'm gay. They're gonna think I'm more of a freak than they already do.

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He takes a deep breath and tries to calm himself down. One like, one comment, both Connor. He's joking. Connor's straight, and he doesn't like anyone, not even platonically. He's just being a dick. He presses delete again, successfully this time, and breathes a sigh of relief.

New direct message to @DoUEvenVapeBro:

@TreeBoyPublic: JARED

HELP

I DID A DUMB THING

DUEVB: what's new

TBP: this is SERIOUS

DUEVB: Serious™

TBP: I hate you

DUEVB: again what's new ❤❤

Evan groaned, cracking his knuckles.
Bzzzzt

DUEVB: FR tho, u OK?

TBP: its a sex thing

DUEVB is typing

DUEVB: FFFFFFFFFFFF

SHHFHSJDJSJS

DID SOMEONE LEAK UR NUDES

DID U SUCK DICK IN A PARKING LOT

DID SOMEONR SUCK UR DICK

WAS IT GOOD

U FUCKIGN

LMAOOO

TBP: OK so

I accidentally leaked my own kinda almost nudes

DUEVB: ...

U WHAT

TBP:  I accidentally posted one to my priv instead of my nsfw

DUEVB: u have a nsfw

TBP: not the point

DUEVB: sorry

Go on

TBP: and Connor commented on it

And he has a screenshot

DUEVB: ur dead bro he's gonna ruin ur life

TBP: yeah but

DUEVB: ??

TBP: the comment was really gay.

DUEVB is typing

He stopped..

😩💦👓🎮 calling

"....hello"
"CONNOR MURPHY WANTS TO FUCK YOU!!"
"N-no he doesn't!!" Evan felt his face go red
"What did he say?"
"Um.. So...  He responded to the caption"
"Which was?"
"Doesn't matter."
"Homo"
"Fuck you"
"Kinky"
"Shut up! It was just asking for cute guys. He responded saying he was home alone and that he'd taken a screenshot."

Silence

"Jared?"
"Holy. shit."
"Wh-"
"Holy. FUCKING. SHIT. Connor Murphy wants to smash my Evan Hansen"
"He does not!"
"You're oblivious. Goodnight."
"Wait-"
"DM him"
Call ended

Evan groaned in frustration.

He posted the photo to the right account and went to sleep.