"This is Halloween, this is Halloween." Patrick sings. You set out a plastic pumpkin, and smile. Halloween is your favorite holiday, and you always go all out with decorations. Patrick always sings when he's setting up decorations, and you don't tell him, but you end up not doing any work because you're just listening to him sing.
"What's next?" You ask, finishing arranging the pumpkins. Patrick takes a flashlight and puts it under his chin.
"We shall now dress up like weird freaky Halloween monsters." He says with an evil grin. You take out the box with all the costumes, and you decide on a mummy-ish costume, and he decides on a zombie. You get dressed, and take a quick little photoshoot. He zombie-walks over to another decorations box, and pulls out a couple bags of white-cotton-candy-looking stuff.
"What are those?" You ask.
"Spider webs." He says, dragging out the s. He laughs evilly, and begins to take out the webs and wrap them around you.
"Patrick, what are you doing?" You ask, laughing.
"You are now..." He pauses, slightly tripping over a box, "...my mummy bride." He stops in front of you, and stares into your eyes with a straight face. There's a moment of silence before Patrick grabs one of the ends of the webs and spins you around. He catches you and dips you, and you laugh the entire time.
"Oh, freaky mummy bride, will you marry me?" He asks, you still in the dip.
"Yes, sir freaky zombie dude, I will." You laugh, assuming that he's joking. But then he gets on one knee.
"I wasn't kidding, mummy bride." He says, laughing.
"Wait..." You gasp.
"Now seriously, will you marry me for real?"