So we got a new goat a few weeks ago, her name is Chardonnay (Nay-Nay). Well Nay is incredibly loud. Our closest neighbor is two miles away, and their teenage son called up my dad in a panic thinking one of us was screaming for help...

More on Nay, we're currently in the process of moving, and we're planning on still having land so we can have our animals, but probably closer to our neighbors (gag me with a stick). Well since Nay is so loud, we're basing a lot of our decisions off of her.

"What about that one?"

"No, it doesn't have a barn, we have to be able to lock Nay up at night."

"What about that one?"

"The animal pens are way to close to the house...I don't wanna hear Nay."

"What about this one?"

"Look at their neighbors car, they would kill us if they heard Nay."