Okay, if you've ever seen "A Christmas Story" you'll find this a lot funnier.

Three winters ago, it was about -2 degrees outside (Fahrenheit). We were all outside feeding the animals, and Blaze was in his corral. One of the metal bars on the corral fence is exactly where my lips are, that height, and normally I'd lean against it, so I did. And my lips totally got stuck. I actually started laughing because it was ironic. Then like an idiot I licked my lips to try to get them unstuck, and my tongue got stuck. By this point I was panicking. So I ended up pulling back, and my whole mouth was bleeding. Even then, I was still laughing.

This was another embarrassing moment.