I love laughing at the fakers at school.

"Oh! You have boots and a big shiny belt? Everything you own is mossy oak? Have you ever seen dirt before....?"

I wear vans and blouses, even the occasional dress, but that doesn't make me any less country. It's not about how you dress. It's a life style of waking up at 4 am and wading through manure. It's hard work, which is why I find it funny when people pretend.