So I was getting myself some swaggy iced tea, as one does, and spilled a lot. After adding a bunch of sweetener to it, I went upstairs to my room. Upon entering my room, while the door while I was closing the door, I told my tea it tasted sh!tty (because it was a bit off) and the universe clearly did not like the tea abuse. I fell back, slamming the door (as it caught me) and spilled a little more tea. I'm fine, just a bit shaken.

TL;DR: I said I didn't like my iced tea and the universe attacked me for it.

Life Lesson: Never insult your tea.