Conversation between Harry and Hermione

Harold:
HERMIONE HOLY SHIT

Heroin:
Please tell me that you woke me up because you have A) gotten attacked, B) got an E on an assignment, C) found the love of your life and or a date to the ball, or D) killed someone and need to bury the body

Harold:
C

Heroin:
WHAT

Heroin:
THAT WAS A JOKE

Heroin:
What do you mean  ?? You found the love of your life, or you found a date to the ball?

Harold:
There's this guy that's been texting me. I'm developing a crush, but I don't even know who he is!

Heroin:
Do you have any clue?

Harold:
He's in slytherin and has blue eyes. He's obsessed with helping me with my uncle and everything.

Heroin:
Oh, Harry...

Heroin:
are you sure he's not just trying to get information?

Harold:
What?

Heroin:
He's a slytherin, you don't know who he is, and he's asking for information about you. What if he's just trying to look for things to use against you?

Harold:
He wouldn't do that...

Heroin:
How do you know?

Heroin:
You don't even know who he is

Harold:
But...Hermione

Heroin:
Harry.

Harold:
Maybe you're right...