Conversation between pansy and Draco

drako:
PANSY

drako:
I LEARNED HOW TO DO A SELFIE

drako:
LOOK

drako:
SEE

drako:
LOOK

drako:
BE PROUD

pansexual:
That's nice dear

pansexual:
Now how's the whole thing with Harry?

drako:
I dunno....he won't tell me anything. I just helped with his cuts. They're just scars now.

pansexual:
Have you been asking him about stuff?

drako:
I'm asking about why he's hurting himself and who's hurting him, but he always changes the topic.

pansexual:
Well I have an idea, but you may not like it.

drako:
What?

pansexual:
you could exchange your identity for information to help him better.

drako:
Are you insane?!

pansexual:
A little bit, yes

drako:
I can't tell him who I am! He'll never want help from me again!

drako:
Plus he already tried that kinda

pansexual:
What do you mean?????

drako:
He said he'd be my boyfriend and go to the Yule ball with me if I told him who I was

pansexual:
YOU BITCH WHY DIDNT YOU ACCEPT

pansexual:
UGH DO I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING AROUND HERE

drako:
Calm urself

drako:
besides, if I told him who I was, he'd never be with me.

pansexual:
You don't know that, young gay one

drako:
Shut up Pancake

pansexual:
I TOLD YOU NOT TO CALL ME THAT