"Oh hi I'm boringmaker" said Boringmaker boringly 

"And that's Badguy" said Boringmaker "he's the bad guy, not that I care"

"Ha ha I well take over the world" said Badguy "watch"

"Oh no it's Badguy, we are going to die" said everyone 

"I will save you" say's Useless "I'm the hero"

"May I please take over the world" said Badguy "please"😐

"No, you have defeated me" said Useless "that horrifying glare"

"Thank you" said Badguy "I'll give everyone a present"

"Oh no, not the horribly kind presents" said everyone 

Badguy dies of a fly bite 

"Nooooo Badguy" said everyone "woe the world"

"What's happening" said Boringmaker with no emotion 😐