I said, “Man, look. I know you look in a hundred and one buttholes a day. Some were better looking than others, so why are you all on my jock?”

“Don’t make me send you to the Hole,” he threatened.

“Fuck the Hole. I’m so damn scared I’m shaking in my draws. You’re trying to indirectly proposition me and I’m going to the Hole? I don’t do the pitching, buddy. You’re going to the Hole when I toot it up for you tonight.”

He was so nervous people were laughing.

You see, when you play their game and keep your composure you take away their power over you. I can just imagine how his ring smells, you know, since he was a paid, trained booty hole observer.

“Ta, ta, now, baby cakes,” I said. Me and my Kid-N-Play high top fade walked with my head high into another waiting cage.

“Brush your teeth, too,” I said. “Stank ass breath.”

They turned the letters of my “government, slave owner” name into a state number and they tracked our social security numbers indefinitely.

That’s the invisible leash of a hoax that got us all fooled. Prisons doesn’t rehabilitate. PRISON DOESN’T REHABILITATE!

Get it. Private funding, prison abuse and slavery is real, ladies and those stuck in the back in the nosebleed section. Separation of church and state, outlaw praying in school, now eye’m the conclusion of a
well devised plan.

But they were building more prisons than schools; they were planning for your children to fail a little early. Some of them already have.

The government outlaws spanking them. They’re telling you what to do with your kids and how to rear them. If they don’t wear school uniforms they are thrown out.
Uniforms cost a leg and an arm, making clothing retailers richer by the minute.

Some more conservative white people telling hard-working, single black mothers and whole black families with both parents married, “Spanking them is wrong.”

I remember, a few year prior to lock up, one of my homeboy’s black mothers got in a white woman’s face at his school and said, “I still beat my child’s ass. I’m the Mama and I wish he would back talk me or call the gahdamn police!”

She slapped her son in the back of the head for the hell of it and eye was smiling. Rear them while they were young and they will nine times outta ten stay on the path you’ve predetermined.

But there is a bigggggg differenceeee between a spanking versus all out whippings and abuse.

Or just take away what they love to do the most, that is usually more effective.

“You see!" the bad body, pink-faced white lady steamed, "You slapped him for no reason! My son I never had to spank or hit.”

“I know. Aren’t you the white bitch that was on Maury crying, talking about 'My son is outta control and he’s only twelve and
he slapped me and I’m his mommie, dearest! Boo hoo hoo world!' So don’t come at me about how to raise my black ass child.”

“Fuck off, bitch!”

“You must be one of those fake ass Christians in denial. Polly wanna crackah or you wanna suck it, bitch!” She grabbed her pussy and flipped the bird.

The white woman had been obedient doing what the government required of her child, so they remained outta control.

Can’t nobody beat them or touch them so those white kids were off the hook.

My one home girl Samantha, Caucasian, has been putting make up on her daughter since she was eight years old, saying she was going to be a model when she grew up and her ass grew up and the bitch couldn’t even model tree bark...

The hard working black woman tell the government yea yea yea, I got you and when she get home and her kids fuck up she gets that belt, broom stick, cordless phone or cord and wear those asses out because Mama don’t take no mess.

These days the mothers had to be the fathers in their children’s lives because most men ain’t about shit.

Wanna get all in the pussy and make ‘em but ain’t man enough to raise them, teach them or school them into better versions of their origins. A father should teach his seeds how to respect their elders.

That’s tough love, and that’s what Mama once gave me.

She whipped me into shape later to destroy me. You so much as pop you kids’ on their hands they wanna give you a gahdamn felony and take your kids and put them in
foster care, where they were abused even more.

Half of those adoptive parents ain’t doing right by that government money, or the
orphanages, where they are bullied, raped and its all a well devised cash cow plan.
And I knew it.