I'm back from school and let me just say, it's wild.

AND IM NOT DOWN WITH IT.

TO START OFF, THE HALLWAYS ARE ABSOLUTELY ATROCIOUS.

^^ my tiny self being slammed by the millions of people

AND DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE PEOPLE THAT WE ARE GONNA SUM UP WITH ONE PERSON.

RYAN BEAN.

let me tell you about this dude because we all have a ryan bean in our life. He is the person that asks questions about EVERYTHING.

He runs to every class. He corrects the teacher. He does this weird tick where he slams his teeth together and it's really loud and unsettling??? Ever seen world war Z???? Like the zombies there????

AND I HAVE THREE CLASSES WITH HIM. I had him in engineering last year and every other comment from him gained a reaction like.

now listen, I am a tolerant person. but when it comes to math class, I want to learn the math. My teacher today said, "If you have a TI-84 calculator that would be acceptable."

Everyone's like, okay yeah chill.

BUT THIS YEE HAW INTERRUPTS CLASS AND RAISES HIS HAND.

"Um sir?"

"And the through this we will find- Yes?"

"I have a TI-84+. Would a TI-84+ work?"

the whOLE Class cOLLECTiveLy goes

AND THEN THIS DUDE. THIS BEAN. WALKS AROUND THE CLASSROOM LIKE A TEACHER PEEKING OVER PEOPLES SHOULDERS ASKING IF THEY NEED HELP.

YES ITS NICE, BUT ITS KIND OF CREEPY WHEN YOURE SITTING THERE LISTENING TO MUSIC ONLY TO SEE A RYAN BEAN STANDING OVER YOU LIKE

F U C K

E V E R Y T I M E

anyways, that's all the tea for today.

xo, your local sour queen