This is my advice to colleges everywhere bECAUSE sigurd knows all??

WHY DOES EVERYTHING HAVE TO BE SO CONFUSING?? CANT YOU MAKE IT LESS CONFUSING AND MORE STRAIGHT FORWARD

hOw do I turn in a recommendation letter? "Oh that's easy you just send it in via email" you may say.

WELL NO.

HOW DARE IT BE SO EASY?
YOU HAVE TO SEND IT THROUGH GOOBLY GOOK ALL THE WAY TO SHOOTY POO AND HAVE IT SPECIALLY OPENED BY HANKY PANTS

i'Ve beeN siTtIng here writing aLL THESE ESSays AND IMMA BOUGHT TO WRITE ANOTHER ONE STRAIGHT TO THE DEAN OF ADMISSIONS OR WHOEVER IS IN CHARGE I dONT KNOW I doNt hAve tIME FOR THAT

IM TOO BUSY TRYING TO DECODE THE ADMISSIONS GUIDELINES

^^ my unhappy a$$ writing 15 pages about how stupid the process is

not to mEntion the forms
"Who is ur family"
"What is ur family"
"Are they aliens"
"What's your income"
"What's your sister's income"
"What's your brother's dog's name"
"How many hours did you spend playing tennis"
"How many hours did you throw up while playing tennis"
"Are you insane"

in all reality, college is a privilege and I'm very lucky to be going there, do not get me wrong. Sis yo girl wants to get a doctorate, no playing here!

YO GIRL WANT 2 GET EDUCATED AW HEEEEEELLL YEAH

^ you guess which one is me

and that's the real tea for today

your most knowledgeable sigurd, xo

p.s. not to toot my own horn but yo girl is an honored AP scholar *tsssssss* just got the news, and iM SO HaPpY