Guys update se pehle thoda gyaan!
India mai abhi Corona ke cases baaki countries se relatively kam hai and lets keep it like that! Please wash, sanitize your hands every hour or half.
Stay at home and dont go to any place with public gatherings please! Take little precautions like not touching your EYES, NOSE OR MOUTH anywhere in a public place. Carry masks. Drink water and stay safe everyone.
Also important thing is DO NOT MISTAKE IT AS IF A PERSON HAS CORONA HE WOULD DIE! No, the death rate due to corona is only 2-3% which also will stop with proper measures. 95-98% people are treated and recovered. 

Now maine bohot paka liyaa, itna pakane ke baad ek achi cheez toh banti hai!

POSTER 2!!

Aur itna khushi ka mauka ho aur mai Himanshi ko roast na karu?

KYUKI DUNIYA KO BHI PATA HAI KISKE PEECHE PAGAL HONA HAI AUR KISKE PEECHE NAI!❤😂

Ab hass liye? Ab update shuru karu? Ya aur pakna hai meri bakwaas se?

So here you go!!

It was second weekend of MSK, it was saturday. The day they booked for themselves, to cope up with the entire time in the weekdays they missed each other.

Sana was supposed to be there at 12 sharp and now its 12:45 and there id no sign of her. How much Sid hated this, they already had limited time in an entire freaking week and yet she was wasting time.

Saturday, sunday ka inta intezar school mai tha tab bhi nahi kiya jitna iss madam ke liye karta hu. Isko toh farak hi nahi padt, jaan meri nikalti hai un bandaro ko iske liye gulatiya marte hue dekh.

Aur gulatiyo se yaad agar sabse bada prani Gautam fucking Gulati. Saala samajhta kya hai khudko, koi Sid nahi aayega? Beta Sidharth Shukla hu mai, mai toh uski life mai aa chuka hu, Parr kasam se tujhe paas bhi nahi aane dunga uske. Line marta firta hai.

(Vaise ballu ne toh gauti ki le li...
GG on camera- Koi sidharth nahi aayega, yaha bhi bahar bhi.
GG off camera- Shehnaaz ek photo kara de Sidharth se!😂😂)

Sid realised that he had started talking to himself like sana does, she effects him in the best way possible.

His patience was ticking out so he finally called her,
"Kaha hai be Moti? Time ka dhyan hai ki nahi?"

"Aarahi hu na, yahi neeche hu. Tu darvaza khol mai aayi." and she hanged up.

He opened the door and there she came out of the lift. He had full plans to be angry at her for being late.

She ran towards him and hugged him hard making him stumble a bit. He held the table behind for support as he let her hug him. He smiles involuntarily, how he had missed her hugs, pampering, fragnance and the whole entire Sana.
(Aur yaha Shukla ji pighal gaye)

She entered in and crashed on the sofa,
"Hayee sidharth manners hai ki nahi. Gharme koi aaya hai toh kuch paani puch." she said dramatically.

"Toh tu mehmaan hai? Gharme nayi hai? Hein moti? Vaise toh meri maa ke saath baithke meri chugliya karti rehti hai aaj badi mehman navazi sujh rahi hai. Jaa chup chap uthke lele." he sat down beside her as she flopped closer to him. She rested her face on his chest as he patted her face involuntarily.

"Tu aise gussa kyu hai Sidhaarthhhh...." she called him.

"Nahi hu gussa." he said plainly clearly showing that he is angry.

"Yaar tu mujhe miss hi nahi karta! Yaha mai hafte mai ek din milti hu tujhse usme bhi toh gussa karta hai." she said annoyed.

"Mai miss nahi karta? Zara ghadi dekh... Late kon aaya hai?" he glared at her.

She turned around to sit on the opposite side resting her legs on him.

"Hayee Sidharth, mere chachi ne kalesh pa diya tha gharpe punjab mai, unka call aaya tha toh usme late hogayi." she explained.

He kept looking at her as he knew its Sama he was talking to, she wouldnt rest her mouth before she tells him the entire detail.

And as expected she continues,
"Mere chachi ka ladka kuch room mai baithke Blue film dekh raha tha aur usko pakad liya aur kalesh hogaya. Pata nahi itna bada bakheda kya hogaya usme?" she said innocently.
(Blue film is a pornographic category of movies just FYI)

Sidharth was listening intently until she said that it was not a big deal.

"Maine bhi dekhi hai yaar woh flim. Pata nahi aisa bhi kya hogaya ki chachi ne itna bawal macha diya." she shrugged. Now sidharth was definitely interested to know what her innocent mind had contemplated of the blue film.

"Tune blue film dekhi hai? Tune dekhi hai??" he asked her.

"Haa, oyee dheere puch le! Dekhi hai, akshay kumar hai usme. Achi movie hai, kuch paani mai khazana dhundte hai aisa kuch." She confessed unaware.

Sidharth fell from the sofa laughing loudly. He couldnt believe Sana took this meaning of blue film. He kept laughing more when she looked at him confused.

"Baby I dont think teri chachi uss blue film ki baat kar rahi thi" he was still laughing.

She gave him her ever so confused look. He sat back on the sofa and thought of explaining his  big baby what blue films meant.

"Sana unka eoh matlab nahi tha. Tu bata bacche kaise hote hai?" he shot her the question.

"Bacche pyare hote hai." she shrugged. Sidharth gave her a *seriously?* look.

"Abee mera matlab hai bacche kaise aate hai?"

"Rote hue!" she replied immediately.
(Sidharth be like - Ohhh bhaiii... Maaro, mujhe maaro!)

"Tu bachpan se pagal hai ki bade hote hote aisi hogayi hai?" he laughed.

She just gave him a annoyed look as he took out his phone to finally show it to her.

She saw him playing a video and forwarding it ahead.

"Kya kar raha hai?" she asked impatiently.

"Yeh dekh teri blue film" he showed the video to her and she gasped loudly.

"Hayee rabba, ye bandh kar! Chii Sidharth, ye kya hai..." she closed her eyes with her hands.

He was enjoying her condition as he took the phone towards her ears making her listen to the various sounds.
"Mat kar yaar sidharth!! Kya hai ye bakwaas..." she said expressing utter displeasure.

He shut the video and moved closer to her, he pulled her closer as he whispered in her ears.
"Yeh thi teri Blue Film."

"Shitt! Yeh hoti hai blue film... Woh khotta ye dekhte hue pakda gaya? Firr toh unka banta bhi tha kalesh machana! Hayee mai toh chachi ko keh rahi thi koi gal ni, rehn do baccha hai. Kya soch rahi hongi woh mere baare mai!" she hid her face in his chest as he laughed even more looking at her realisation striked face.

"Tere bhai ki umar hai yeh sab karne ki, iss umar mai sab hi karte hai." he explained.

"Chii Sidharth! Kon sab karte hai ye? Maine toh yeh sab kabhi nahi dekha."

"Saare hi dekhte hai baby, tune nahi dekha toh ab dikhadu? Bata kaise dekhegi tv par, phone par ya... Practically?" he winked as she blushed understanding her meaning. He kissed her neck as she moaned his name.

"Jaa Sidharth, naha le! Mai janti hu kutte tu nahaya nahi hai. Mai khana lagati hu tab tak." She pushed him as she got up.

"Biggboss mai toh badi romantic banti thi, ab kya hogaya?" he said naughtly as he came closer to her.

"Kyuki ab tu camera conscious nahi raha." she laughed as she pushed him into the bathroom.

She went to the kitchen setting the table for them. She saw how almost all the dishes were her favorite.
Kon kehta hai ye aadmi pyar nahi karta? Yahi choti choti baato mai toh pyar hota hai, meri pasabd ka khana mangva liya. Fitteh muh Gautam!

Suddenly she heard Sidharth call for her,
"Moti towel pakdaa de..."

"Hayee ye itna bada baccha hai." she laughed as she took a towel to  him.

He opened the door a little and pushed the towel in. The door suddenly opened as with the towel Sidharth pulles her in too.

"Hayee Sidharth kya kar raha hai." she saud as her hands landed directly on his wet chest.
(Nahi tharkiyo, towel bandh ke rakha tha)

His abs with water flowing from there was a sight for sana.
"Taad le moti, taad le. Apna hi maal samajh." he kissed her cheek.

"Oyee, tu mera hi maal hai samjha?" she replied with oh so sassy attitude.

All of a sudden he turned in the shower making them drench in water, her top stuck to her curves showing off her figure.

He took her face as he slammed his lips on hers and they kissed roughly under the shower.

He went down to her neck as he attacked her neck. Kissing and bitung it. Nibling on it and marking her as his.

"Umm... Ah... Sid..harth... Paani waste horaha hai... Aur... Khana thanda..." she interrupted.

"What!? Really Sana?" he laughed as he turned the shower off. 

He held her close to him, relaxing their breath.
"Tujhe na ek book likhni chahiye, 101 ways to ruin a romantic moment by Shehnaaz kaur Gill."

"Woh mai tab likhungi jab mere naam ke aage Shukla lagega." she pushed his hand as she ran out of the bathroom.

Sana changed into a casual sleeveless top and shorts. Sidharth got ready in his usual uniform tshirt and shorts.
(Not grey though! Kyuki woh toh Sana ke paas hai😂)

He came and on the table while shehnaaz served them.

"Wah moti, ye sexy shorts pehenke kisko rijha rahi hai?" he complimented.

"Woh kya hai na ek gadhe ne mujhe biggboss mai apni shorts pehen ne ka mauka hi nahi diya. Toh ab pehen leti hu." she smirked.

"Tu mere samne kuch bhi pehen le, tera ye sexy avtaar mere liye exclusive hai." it was his turn to smirk.

They laughed as they started eating food together.

Sana was telling him all about her week in that house, about how she missed him and how those stupid tasks were getting on her nerves. 

Sid loved to listen her blabbering about anything, it was his rekaxation. Her smile and laughter was his favorite thing in the world.

"Sidharth chal mujhe ek baat bata, teri kitni girlfriends thi?" she asked suddenly making him choke.

"Ye kaisa sawal hai? Bohot saari hongi girl-friends. Ladkiya joh meri dost ho." he left took a pause between girl and friends.
(Arre pause, vahi pause joh VG ne liya tha! Haa vahi,
"SidNaaz are amazingly..... *200 years later* close friends)

"Sidharth bina vajah smart na bann, teri hushiyari na tu task tak hi rakha kar. Defence aur kaichiyo mai hi itna dimaag lagaya kar tu." she taunted.

"Ye exactly aur kitne janam tu mujhe kaichiyo wala taunt marne wali hai?"

Suddenly sana looked at her phone,
"Arre waah, Asim ka phone!" she said happily.

"Ohh jaa jaa, akele mai baat karle apne sensible Asim se." he taunted.

"EXACTLY! Jitne janam tu mujhe mera sensibke Asim wala taunt marega utne janam Kaichiyo wala taunt tujhe padega." she slid her phone back as there was no phone actually.

He gave her a look before they burst out laughing.

"Mai bhuli nahi hu, bata mujhe kitni girl friends thi." she brought him back to the topic.
(Aise sawaal karne ke hi kyu jab pata hai ki javab pachega nahi?)

"Acha chal sochne de..." he said.

"Abee jaldi bol!" she said after waiting for literally 5 seconds.

"Ginn raha hu baby... Tujhe ek range bata du!" he laughed making her fume. He loved teasing her with this.

"Sacchi, range hi batani padegi kyuki ek ek ginne baithe toh raat hojayegi! Arre itni common ko sardi khasi bhi nahi hai jitna tujhe date karna hai. Abhi randomly aakhein bandh karke industry ki dus ladkiya utha lau na toh bhi aadhi ko tu dare kar chuka hoga! Expiry ke saath date karta tha kya? Ke na tumko 2 hafte, tumko ek mahina, tumko 10 din! Pagal aadmi" she huffed in annoyance.

She tried to look super anger but she looked cute when she was jealous.

"Tune girlfriend baare mai pucha na... Ye puchti ki pyar kitne baar hua hai. Toh mai batata na." he hugged her from behind.

"Bata firr, woh bhi kitne hazaar baar hua hai!"

"Ek baar, bass ek hi baar pyar hua hai. Aur uss ladki se jiske maine per dabaye hai, jiske liye zindagi mai pehli baar bartan dhoye hai, chai banayi hai." he smiled.

She turned around quickly forgetting her anger at once.
"Tu meri baat kar raha hai?"

"Chal na moti... paka mat." he said as he smiled at her.

"Tu bata chal tere boyfriends ke baare mai?"

"Kya batau, the 3-4 boyfriends mere bhi." she shrugged casually.

"Kabhi kisiki yaad aayi hai breakup ke baad bhi. Matlab biggboss ke time ya uske baad" he enquired.
(Ji nahi, inke nakhre bhi kam nahi hai. Sidharth *Farak nahi padta parr hurt hounga* Shukla)

Sana looked at him with a *unbelievable!* look. She could not believe Sidharth could ask her this! I mean isnt it so visible that she was into him totally. But she had to give it back!
(Chalo aayiye dosto, hum aur aap milke shuru karte hai humara aapka jaana maan khel, hurt-hurt.)

"Umm haa, ek tha toh sahi. Woh na kaafi tere jaisa tha." she smiled

"Matlab? Detail mai explain kar na..."

"Detail mai toh, woh ek baar biggboss mai mujhe pucha tha na tune aur asim ne? Tab maine kuch qualities batayi thi, vaisa tha woh. Banda possesive ho,  attitude wala ho, mujhe pyar kare, kisi aur ladki ko na dekhe..." she remembered the incidence.

"Woh yeh sab karta tha tere kiye?" he gulped on his words quite evidently.

"Haa karta tha, pyar bhi karta tha. Mere liye possesive bhi tha. Gusse wala tha, gussa bhi bohot karta tha. Yaad toh aati hai uski kayi baar. Agar career ki baat nahi hoti toh usse shadi kar leti mai..."  she looked into his eyes.

"Gussa karta tha? Possesive tha? Shadi tak bhi pohoch gaye the? Toh uske bhi expression se tum feelings jaan leti thi, jaise mere samajhti ho? Usko bhi hug karke gussa shant karvati thi, jaise mera karti hi? Usko bhi vaise hi pyar se... sulati ho jaise mujhe sulati ho? Usse utna hi pyar karti thi ya isse jyada?" Sidharth clearly looked hurt. He said this in a voice which showed his emotions.

(I love this picture dude, I had to find this picture from various places and I finally found it!! )

Though no water had surfaced in his eyes but Sana looks into his eyes and reads into his mind.

Her motive was to make him jealous and not hurt! She shifted to his lap and hugged him tight.
"Hayee am sorry bebuu! Mai toh bass tujhe jalane ki koshish kar rahi thi... Tere jaisa mere life mai na koi tha na kabhi hoga. Mai sirf tera dil padh sakti hu aur kisika nahi. Sirf tujhe hakk se hug karke gussa shant kara sakti hu. Jaise tujhe sulati hu apni baaho mai, vaise mai kisiko nahi sula sakti. Aur pyar? Pyar toh ek hi baar hua hai na kullu hume? Tujhe mujhse aur mujhe tere se." she kisses his face numerous times to cajole him.

"Bohot bekaar mazak tha, aisa kabhi kiya na moti mai tera muh tod dunga." he kissed her back.

"Aise kaise kisiki yaad aajayegi mujhe! Tu kitna bhi private rehle Shukla ji, Tu mera mai terii, jaane saare hindustan!" she sang to him as they laughed at her statement.