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Matlab saamne menu card saja ke rakh diya ki aao batao, ye likhu ya woh likhu. (Jaisi aapki aagya update)

Parr guess what? Jab maine finally update kiya toh woh unmese ek bhi nahi hai! Ye pura concept hi alag hai, taaliyaa!😂😂
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Parr ye isiliye kyuki maine likha tha OS Joh tu mera Humdard hai
(Kasam lage jiss jiss ne yaha aake bhi abhi tak nahi padha hai maata raani paap lagayegi jaake padhke aao....)
Toh waha mujhe logone kaha ki very emotional, I cried. Toh isilite ye maine ek halka fulka hassi mazak wala update diya hai. Thoda masti masti mai.

Aur next update hoga A day in Quarantine joh bohot logo ne manga tha. Pakka god promise🤣 Iss baar nahi popat karungi.

Ab shuru kare? Nahi matlab meri bakwaas toh never ending hai. Toh shuru kar hi dete hai.

So here you go!

"Toh... Actually mujhe koi aur gift pasand aaya tha parr iss bande ne (ballu) ne joh dimaag lagake iss teddy pe ye Sidharth likha isko mai nahi phek sakti. Ye mere liye sabse important hai. Toh ye task mai jeetana chahungi Balraj ko. Congratulations." she clapped as she ended another task she wasnt interested in.

She quickly took the teddy and walked inside.

All this while staying in biggboss, she wasnt used to being decked up for long except the wkv.

She was so thankful as she was given entirely different room to sleep well she had to share it with Paras though.

Also the access to her mobile at night was a big boon. Everybody knew what she used it for. To be sane in his insane house she needed her daily dose of kullu.

She had little bit of conversations with rest of her mates and walked back to her room. No one expected her to be outside with them after 12. For others, it was her own time but for her it was her SidNaaz time.

She ploped into the bed as she pulled out her mobile.

(So its a chat between SidNaaz)

"Sidhaaartthhh! Online aa."

"Aagayi moti, mil gaya time mere liye?"

"Badi mushkil se nikala hai itna busy schedule jo hai mera😝"

"Haa schedule toh bohot busy hai, itne saare ladke joh tere pe line maar rahe hote hai chamche tere. Busy toh tu hogi hi."
(Toh baccho yaad hai aapko? Ye vahi vyakti hai joh biggboss mai yeh kehte paye jaate the ki mujhe terese koi farak nahi padta."

"Haye woh toh hai, mai joh kehti hu woh karte hai. Subhe subhe uthte hi haath mai chai laake dete hai. Hai toh kaafi ache ye ladke."

Sid knew what she was trying to do and who else knew how to give it back other than Sid!
"Moti chai teko kitni bhi pila le, yaad toh tujhe mere chai ki hi aayegi😏"

"Hayee tu aise bolega toh mujhe bohot pyar aajayega terepe bebu!"

"Woh toh tujhe aata hi hai. Tu mujhe ye bata, tu national television pe mera juloos nikalva ke rahegi na?😒"

"Hun ki kitta mai?🙄"

"Baby tujhe t shirt meri yaad aaye toh feel karne ke liye di thi. Khule aan pehen ke ghumne ke liye nahi. Woh bhi aisi t shirt joh mai hazaar baar pehen chuka hu."

"Ab woh meri hai, teri nahi. Aur darr hai kya kisika mujhe! Tu mera hai, sab hi jante hai. Mai toh shareaam pehnungi ukhaad le joh ukhadna hai"

Sid knew the answer had to be something like this, it was Sana what else couls he expect? No complains, he loved how she subtly showed everyone where she belonged.
"Tu aise mere kapdo mai sexy lagegi tv pe toh mai kaise control karunga?"

"Wait and watch baby."
She was blushing so hard. She loved flirty sid on chats.

"Aur kar hi kya sakta hu. Waiting and watching you on the stupid show"

"Aur bata baby, din kaisa tha?"

"Vahi sab normal. Kuch meetings this producer ke saath. Ek film offer hai, I'm thinking about it."

"I am sure bohot acha hoga. Tu tension na liya kar. Meri sautan, apni dusri girlfriend se milne gaya tha ya nahi?"

"Meri dusri girlfriend? Kab bani?"

"Tera pehla pyar, gym!😂"

"Ohh, toh woh dusri nahi pehli girlfriend hai. Dusri toh tu hai."

"Kutta! Marr jaa."

"Sach kadva hota hai meri jaan." he teased her.

She quickly clicked a photo of the teddy she got. She had dressed the teddy in his tshirt and the tag eith Sidharth's name showing clearly.
"Meet my temporary boyfriend."

"Ye kya hai baby?"

"Aaj koi task tha usme mere liye gift laana tha. Toh ye balraj ne diya hai. Kyuki raat ko mai thikse so nahi paati thi."

"Tu balraj ke gift ko raatko leke soyegi? Nice."
(Sidharth *Bina baat jaane dhubde gussa hone ke bahane* shukla)

"Abee andhe. Padh na thikse kya likha hai uspe. Sidharth Shukla likha hai. #SidNaaz likha hai"

"Yeh usne sabke saamne diya tujhe? Concept ki maa behen kardi hai tum logo ne."

"Haa😂😂 Aajse mai isse apne saath roz hug karke soungi."

"You mean Sunday night to thursday night."

"Nahi, I mean every night baby."

"No darling, aap friday aur saturday raat mere saath sote ho. Aapko substitute boyfriend ki koi zarurat nahi hai. Ye agar humare bed pe aaya na humare beech toh mai uske saath tujhe bhi bahar phenk dunga."
(Batao bichare teddy se jal raha hai... Ye koi baat hui?)

"Haye Sidharth hun jab jhagadke cushion beechme rakh dete the tab bhi subhe tak woh side mai aajata tha toh ye teddy kya beechme aayega"
(On a serious note, sabse jyada use and throw hua hai cushion ka! Jhagadke full attitude mai beechme India pakistan ki border banake rakh dete hai aur subha tak surgical strike ho chuki hoti hai🤦‍♀😂)

"Kal tera Gautam aayega na?"

"Tu decide karle mera hai kon! Gautam, Asim, Vishal, Balraj, Rohan aur na jaane kon kon! Kabhi yeh keh de tera Sidharth😒"

"Ab usme kehne ki kya baat hai? Haath kangan ko aarsi kya?"

"Aap aapki sanskrit aoni paas rakhe!"

"Tune hi toh bola mai tera hi hu."

"Pata hai. I cant wait for the weekend!"

"Weekends! So stressfull... Tujhe pick karna padega firr tu pakayegi mujhe woh sunna padega aur tujhe so din jhelna padega."

"Trust me baby, mujhse jyada toh tu weekends ka wait karta hai ke kab Shehnaaz aayegi aur mujhe pakayegi."

"Bilkul nahi"

Sana laughed at his blank attempt of teasing her.
"Raatko 10 baje sojane wala banda do baje tak mere saath chat karte baithta hai. Phone rakhke bhul jaane wala aajkal apne haath se phone hi nahi chodta... I wonder why!?"

"Jaa na be, paka mat. Sojaa dramebaaz."

"Good night baby"

"Good night"

"I love you❤"

"I love myself too"

"Fuck off!"

"Love you too moti. Sojaa."

She flipped her phone inside as she laughed heartily first time in the day. She held the teddy close to her heart.
*Pyaar toh tu mujhse karta hai baby.*

"Baat kar sakte hai aapse madam?" Balraj knocked.

"Kya drama kar raha hai balraj, aaja na." she smiled.

"Kaisa hai tera Sidharth? Baatein hogayi?" he nudged.

"Kya... Kya baatein?" she tried to play it light.

"Chal be jhooti."

"Tujhe kaise pata?" she asked laughing.

"Tere chehre se pata chal raha hai madam. Ye joh badi si smile leke baithi hai, woh kisi aur se baat karke aa sakti hai? " he laughed.

"Kya pehchana hai. Iss baat pe aaj se tera naam balli se bahuballi rakh deti hu mai." she laughed at her lame joke.

He gave her a *seriously?* look and then joined her laughing.

"Tum dono ko pyar kaise hua Sana?" he asked casually.

"Pata nahi yaar, kabhi socha hi nahi maine. Na mujhe pata chala." she said genuinely.

"Bhai maanke batade." he laughed.

"Bhai? Mujhse shadi karogi mai bhai." she laughed.

"Aur ni toh kya... Hum andhe hai? Tu jabse ye teddy mila hai usse pakad ke baithi hai. Sidharth ki tshirt pehnake rakhi hai aur mujhe toh khud SidNaaz itna pasand tha biggboss mai."

"Bhai tu creatives aur channel ko attack dilvayega." they high fived.

"Tu topic na badal!"

"Yeh sawal na maine kabhi usse pucha na usne mujhse parr I think jab himanshi gharme aayi thi. Mai darr gayi thi... Firr Sidharth ne mujhe sambhala. Pata hai sabse pehle sawal maine usse kya pucha tha? Tu mera saath nahi chodega na? Woh apne aap se maine bol diya, socha bhi nahi.
Firr humari ladayi hui. Uss ladayi ki koi vajah nahi thi. Uss ladayi mai sirf darr tha, ek aisa darr joh mujhe khaye jaa raha hai. Woh darr tha ki himanshi Sidharth ko mujhse durr kar degi. Aaj bhi yaad hai, jab himanshi ko uske sarr ki malish karte dekha mujhe dard hua. Bohot choti baat lagegi woh tujhe parr mere liye bohot badi thi.
Jab biggboss ke saamne confession room mai rote hue mere muh se nikla ki Sidharth toh mer dost hai na? Woh jyu usse baat kar raha hai? Tab Arti bhi meri dost thi aur Asim bhi parr chinta sirf Sidharth ki thi. Uss vakt shayad mai samajh gayi thi ki mai usse pyar karti hu, parr maan na nahi chahti thi."

"Puri duniya ne tujhe confession room mai rote dekha tha, Himanshi ke aane ke vajese nahi parr Sidharth ke durr hone ke vajese." he smiled.

"Ab bata tere hero ko kab pyar hua?"

"Ye sawal mai kya, gyara mulko ki police bhi nahi bata sakti. Sidharth Shukla khud nahi bata sakta." she laughed loudly.

"Mai batau? Yaar kattar fan hu biggboss ka. Itna toh bata sakta hu."

"Chal bata... Mai bhi toh jaanu." she was excited.

She had not seen the telecast to know how things went behind her back.

"Dekh kab aur kaise ye toh tum dono hi jyada achese jante ho... Parr haa ye mai tujhe bata sakta hu, pyaar pehle usse hua tha, tujhe nahi. Tujhe toh pyar karvaya hai usne apne pyar se. Usko tere liye girte sambhalte dekha hai humne. Bohot pyar karta hai tujhse. Usne tujhe aise protect karke rakha tha, paras ke jhanjhat se bhi tujhe usne hi chudaya tha." he was voicing out the feelings of every sidnaaz fan out there.

"I know... Aur Balli tu mujhe rulana chahta hai? Kal ka ek aur din nikalna hai mujhe uske bina. Rula mat mujhe." she laughed it off

"Tujhe rulaunga toh bahar koi meri haddi tod dega"

"Kutta!" she laughed.

"Soja kal vaise bhi woh Gautam aayega aur bakwaas karega."

"Yaad mat dila mujhe! Pehle se usne dimaag kharab kar rakha hai. Na koi Sidharth hai na aayega... Gadha!" she mimicked him.

"Kya farak padta hai Shehnaaz, woh kuch bhi bole. Mann mai usko bhi pata hai ki uska patta kat gaya hai." he laughed.

"Uska patta kabhi tha bhi nahi."

"Chal tu soja... Apne Sidharth the teddy ko leke." he laughed.

He left leaving her with her teddy and his thoughts.

"Mai jab kehti hu ki Sidharth ne mujhe protect karke rakha tha tab acha lagta hai parr jab koi dusra kehta hai mujhe aake toh bohot hi jyada acha lagta hai bebu. Thankyou and I love you "

Next morning

Sidharth woke up a little late. Believe it or not, Sidharth *Mai president ka bhi call nahi uthata* Shukla first picked up his phone in hope of seeing the message he always hopes to.

Bless his life! This women just made his morning.
"Subah subah itna pyar? Kuch kand kiya hai? Asim ya Vishal ka message aaya hai? Ya aajke episode mai aisa kuch aane wala hai joh mai dekh nahi sakta?"

Well the reply was almost immediate as it was friday.

In biggboss, her favorite day was friday as she got to meet her Salman sir and in MSK the worst day is Friday because of the man who had the guts to call theur relation a delusional one.

"Nahi! Kal mai balli se baat kar rahi thi raat ko. Toh bass tujhpe thoda pyar aagaya"

"Sabse pehli baat, uska naam Balraj hai, toh vahi bulaya karo. Dusri baat, ye itni raatko jaagne ki kya zarurat hai? Khudko itna strain kar deti ho ki weekends pe itni thaki hui aati ho. Teesri baat, tum toh alag room mai soti ho na? Toh ye baatein kaha hui?"
(I have serious doubts that MSK ka ek camera direct Sidharth ke ghar report karta hoga😂)

"Shant gadha dhari bheem, shant! Aur yaar tu aadmi hai ya pajama? Itni pyari baat ki maine, I love you tak bola aur ye jawab hai tera?"

"Baby aaj tak maine shabdo mai jawab kab diya hai? Tu bahar aa aaj saare pehle dusre teesre sawal ka javab lunga aur tera javab tujhe mil jayega raat ko."

"Distract mat kar! Jaa tu ab kaam pe lag apne, do din free joh rehna hai aapko. Bye!"

Sidharth smiled at her antics. His life has indeed changed.

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Kasam lage mujhe pakka next update unn maise ek karungi😂

Meme time!!

(Jinka Dil kamzor hai woh naa dekhe aage ka. Horror image warning.)

Ek hote hai made for each other,
(I love them yaar)

Firr aate hai soulmates,

Aur firr aate hai mad with each other... Oops I mean made for each other.

Also meme 2

Aur abhi tak agar aapne meri story ka beautiful cover nahi dekha toh KYA KAR RAHE HO YAAR, DEKHO NA!!

Made by I_Love_Sidnaaz
Thankyou, thankyou so much baby! I love it❤

Abhi final wala bye! Firr milenge jald ek dil dehlane wala OS ke saath tab tak mai aapki writer aapse vida leti hai. Savdhan rahe satark rahe, jai hind🤣