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Part 1: Going to School!

Sid wakes up from last night's terrible misfortune. "Sid! Breakfast time!" says Alice, Sid's questionable mother. "Ooh, breakfast time! I wonder who I'll eat next!" Sid exclaims.

"BREAKFAST TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME" yells Sid.

"Hey Mom!" says Sid. "Good morning, Sid! Have you seen your father?" Alice asks. Sid knows at this point if he tells the truth he could face serious consequences. He then forces a smile. "Nope, haven't seem him since last night." he then says. "Well then, may I have more information on this, pretty please?" Alice asks. Sid knows if he says anything more, he could potentially hurt his chance of going to school to eat his friends. He then forces yet another smile. "Umm...how about we just go to school now? We're gonna be late, then we can find him later!" he says. "Oh, well okay. You got a good point there, Sid!" Alice says. Sid then proceeds to inhale his breakfast faster than ever before.

Sid and Alice proceed to their vehicle, where Sid can sing his world-famous "I Love My Mom" song.

Sid realizes that while no one is watching, he could potentially eat his mother in the car, since he knows the location of the school, so it would be killing two birds with one stone. "I hate my mom!" "Ah-wha?" "My mom is dumb!" "Huh?" "And now it's time, to devour her whole! Yeah!" Alice tries to break free from Sid's deathly grip, but she is unable to since Sid is quite the bodybuilder. Sid then proceeds to shove Alice into his mouth. "Ah, yes. Two down. So very many to go." he says, chillingly.

Sid then approaches the school. "Hi, Sid! Did your mom not drive you here today?" teacher Susie says. "Umm, no! I decided to independently walk to school today, since I'm a big boy!" Sid says. "Oh, well then carry on!" Susie then says.

Sid then walks into the playground, opening the entry gate. "I'm Looking for My Friends" then starts to play.

"I'm looking for my friends! To devour them whole!" Sid says, chillingly as usual. "There's Gabriela!" he says. Gabriela then turns to Sid, with her hands covering her stomach. "I don't feel so good!" she says. Gabriela then passes out. There's a blank expression on Sid's face, almost as if he's at a loss for words. The song then continues. "I'm looking for my friends! To eat them in seconds!" he then says. "Hey, there's Gerald!" he exclaims. A big fat purple kid then walks up to Sid, presumably Gerald. "Yeah! Check out my moves!" he says. He then knocks himself unconscious. Sid then wonders, why are his friends acting so unusual today? Was there something going on in their everyday life? Nonetheless, he still continues the song, since he has one more friend he could potentially gnaw on before Rug Time begins. "I'm looking for my friends! I'm looking for you!" a pale-skinned hippie then walks up to Sid, presumably May. "Hey, there's May!" he exclaims. "May I show you how I groove?" she rhetorically asks. She then proceeds to topple over Gerald. All of Sid's friends are now unconscious.

Teacher Susie walks out of the classroom to alert the kids that Rug Time is starting. "Everybo--" she stops and stares at the ground of the playground. 3 kids are toppled over one another while Sid is staring furiously at all of them. "Uhh, Sid? What happened to the other kids?" Susie asks. "No idea, Susie! They all knocked each other unconscious!" Sid explains. "Oh, so I guess you're our only contender for Rug Time today." Susie says. Sid realizes this is perfect, because while the two are alone in the classroom, there won't be any witnesses watching Susie getting eaten alive! Sid proceeds to follow Susie into the classroom.

"Hey Sid! Any burning questions you got today?" Susie asks. "Hmm... burning. That's a poor choice of words." he then says. He whips out a lighter from his left pocket. "Uhh, Sid, I'm not sure if you know this, but I'm highly flammable!" Susie says. "I'm aware, Susie. I'm aware." Sid says, chillingly. "Hey, do you smell something burning, Sid?" she asks. "Yes I do. And it's you." he explains. Susie is now burning to flames! Then, Sid peeks out the window, and he sees Gerald staring at Susie. Gerald then walks inside. "Uh Gerald! It's not what it looks like!" Sid exclaims. "Oh, so teacher Susie isn't burning right now?" Gerald asks. "Uh, well, you wouldn't know, because you're in my stomach now." Sid explains. "In your stomach? You're so silly, Sid!" Gerald says. Sid then locks Gerald into a tight grip. "No, I'm serious, Gerald." Sid says. Sid then proceeds to eat Gerald. "Sid, you're a monster! Look what you've done!" Susie says. "Pipe down, foolish mortal! I am unstoppable!" Sid says. Susie is now paralyzed on the floor, burnt to a crisp. Sid brings out a salt shaker from his right pocket, then proceeds to eat Susie. Susie in mouth, Sid looks at the window, and notices Gabriela there! "Uh, hey Gabriela! It's not what it looks like!" Sid says. "Um, I don't think I want to have any more play dates with you anymore, Sid." Gabriela says. "Well,  you wouldn't be able to anyway, because you're in my stomach." Sid explains. He then locks Gabriela in the tightest grip imaginable. "Sid! Let go of me! My tummy hurts!" she exclaims. "MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB!!!" he exclaims. He then shoves Gabriela in his mouth. "And that should be everybody!" Sid says. He peers at the window at doesn't see anyone. He then exits the classroom onto the playground.

Sid then notices in his peripheral vision his last friend remaining, May. Sid dashes to the corner of the playground. She looks amazingly pale, and more frightened than ever before. "Uhh, hello Sid! Please don't eat me!" May exclaims. "What? You're silly, May. Why would I eat you now?" Sid asks. "I don't know, just a strong feeling of mine." she explains. Sid then locks a really tight grip on May, shoves her into a sack, and throws the sack into a getaway car.

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