Salesperson: Hi! First time here? Oh, and just to let you know, everything is buy one get one free! Do you need help finding anything?

Me on the inside: Whoah man, that's a whole lot of stuff you just said and I don't even know you. You're a stranger, and I have a hard time talking to anyone, let alone strangers. I just wanted to look at a stuffed animal, what do I say in response? This is awkward! Save me!!!!

Me: Ahahahaha....heh..no thanks

Salesperson: ? Uh, okay then, enjoy looking around.

Me: (0_0)