New person: Hello, nice to meet you, what's your name?

Me: Um.. 

Me inside my head: Okay, this guy seems nice! Just say your name and say it's nice to meet you. Your name is KawaiiQueen, KAWAIIQUEEN. It's nice to meet you, my name is KawaiiQueen..okay, good. Now say it!

Me: NON PARLO INGLESE, ARRIVEDERCI- 

-Runs off- 

New person: ...? 0_0