*Me with my friends*

Friend: Hey! Let's do karaoke!

Me: Oh god, oh god. Well, maybe I don't have to partake in the activity!

Friend: Yeah! *turns to me* You're a singer! You should go first!

Me: This is the day I die. Please, prepare me on my death bed.

*Looking at them, hoping that they'll lean in and say 'Just Kidding!'*

No one said JK ;-;