Person: So what you're shy? Just get over it

Me: Wow, I didn't know it was that easy. Thank you, kind stranger, for opening my eyes to the wonderful world of confidence and not doubting myself and my actions every second of my life. I didn't know this was at all possible and that I just needed to GET OVER IT!

Person: Well, you don't have to be rude about it -_-

Me: DO YOU REALIZE HOW DUMB WHAT YOU JUST SAID WAS-