*casually is scrolling through the few contacts I have in my phone*

Hey look, Derpette! Might as well check how she's doing through a simple text message.

*texts*

Me: Hey, Derpette!

Call from Derpette

*eyes widen*

*shoves phone under pillow*

WHOAH NOT A TEXT IN RETURN!? I CANNOT SPEAK PROPERLY ON PHONES, AND IT IS TOO MUCH PRESSURE ON ME, SO NEVER MIND!