Me: Oh my gosh, I don't know where this one item is in this huge store

Friend: Why don't you go ask the shop employee over there?

Me: That is not an option

Friend: So, you'd rather walk around the whole store for more than an hour to find that one item instead of take two seconds to ask that employee for something he is paid to know?

Me: Yep! ^( '-' )^

Friend: ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ