So my friends and I had a (safe) powerpoint party and I really didn't know what to do, but then I decided to just rant about my current (male) celeb crushes and categorize them. Here is my powerpoint. (Unfortunately, the gifs do not play)

Also, consider this a VERY condensed list because I didn't want this to be 2 hours long. My original list had like,,, 29 men on it. This is 10 less. 

This is the video on the slide. My friends were very concerned when I told them how I saved it to my computer with the title "god i wish that were me" as you can see here. I think they're 1 strike away from calling my therapist🥴

https://youtu.be/LoWo677Jl5w

All of my other friends' powerpoints were like 8 slides long and took them 20 minutes to do. Meanwhile I spent THREE HOURS on this—

Also notice how all the photos & gifs of Shawn are at least a year old because ever since he started dating C******, he's gone downhill.

I asked my friends what my type was and they said:

—"Huge and muscular but could punt you across the room"
—"Big but also soft"
—"Brunet" (oops not a single one of these people are blond—)
—"Dorky but muscular"
—"Soft"
—"You need to be able to climb on their backs but also watch Disney movies with them"
—"Huge or extremely skinny there is no in-between"

After looking at these, what would you say my type is?? Or on a scale of 1-10, how concerned are you for my mental wellbeing?

Also keep in mind the fact that I am 5'3 and small so the fact that I like all of these jacked men is probably concerning