So I went camping and on the ride home I sat in the third seat row (idk) and this huge cicada was crawling on the ceiling

So your old bug loving Chaos did this;

"OH MY GOSH KILL IT WITH FIRE!"
While repeatedly throwing stuff at it.It kept crawling on the the celling like thug life . And my grandma couldn't do anything about so I hid in a t shirt for the rest of a 3 hour ride

Yep I love nature