Ryoma: I'M WASHIN' ME AND MY CLOTHES!!! BITCH, I'M WASHING ME AND MY CLOTHES!!!

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♪...around and around♪
Kokichi, spinning around in the tub: And around and around and around and around and ar-

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Kokichi: BOO!!
Himiko: Stop! I coulda dropped my croissant!

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Ryoma: I can't swim
Kirumi: How old are you?
Ryoma: Six{teen} {{idk-}}
Kirumi: *Yeets Ryoma into the water*

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Kirumi: *Runs away*
Monokuma: Why are you running? WHY ARE YOU RUNNING???

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Kaito: WAKE UP SLEEPYHEAD!!!
Shuichi: *Wakes up*
Kokichi {or Kaede ig}: *Wakes up from behind Shuichi*
Kaito: OH SH- *Runs away*

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Kokichi: Look at those buns
Miu, covered in hamburger buns:
Shuichi: *Bursts down the door* THIS IS THE COMEDY POLICE!! THE JOKE IS TOO FUNNY!
Kokichi: *Pulls out gun* I'M NOT GOING BACK TO JAIL

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Kokichi: ♪Don't tell your mother♪
Shuichi: ♪Kiss one another♪
Kokichi: ♪DIE FOR EACH OTHER♪
Shuichi: *Falls back like wtf*

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Himiko: Hey can you pass me my water bottle?
Tenko: *Puts it in the air and kicks it, making it hit the wall*
Himiko: ...Why

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Tsumugi: I am an otaku, which is another way of saying anime nerd

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Miu: *Punches dummy up the ass vigorously*
K1-B0: Miu... there's no candy in there
Miu:
Miu: ...I  k n o w

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Gonta: Kokichi look at the butterfly!
Kokichi: *Snatches it and runs*
Gonta: NO!!! KOKICHI WHY?!

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Kaito: So you like her now
Shuichi, cuddling Kaede: Yes
Kaito: So you like him now
Shuichi, cuddling Kokichi: Yes
Kaito: So you like her now
Shuichi, cuddling Tsumugi: Yes
Kaito: So you like him now
Shuichi, cuddling K1-B0: Yes
Kaito: I don't get it! Who do you like! Boys? Girls?
Shuichi: *Pulls Kaito closer* Y e s

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Shuichi: ♪Hello darkness my old friend♪

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Shuichi: Thanks for checking in, I'm ♪still a piece of garbage♪

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Angie: DON'T FUCK WITH ME!! I HAVE THE POWER OF ATUA AND ANIME ON MY SIDE!!

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Kaede: *Walks by Rantaro who's kissing someone*
Kaede: All the hot guys are either taken or gay!
Shuichi: I AM RIGHT HERE!!!

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Kokichi: Mom, can we get McDonald's?
Kirumi: No, there's food at home
Kokichi: *Cries* I hate this FUCKING FAMILY!!!

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Shuichi: It's time to play 'Who Stole the Drugs!'
Kaede: Was it me?
Ryoma: Was it me?
K1-B0: I think it was him *points to Kokichi*
Kokichi: Fucking... pink fairies EVERYWHERE

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Kokichi: I see you don't have a lifeguard here at your beach!
Shuichi: ...I'm not at the beach this is a bath tub

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Shuichi: ♪Is there anything better than pussy?♪
Shuichi: ♪Yes, a really good book!♪

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Shuichi: Kokichi, what do you have?
Kokichi: A KNIFE :3
Shuichi: NO!!!

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Word count: 439

I was feeling a little under the weather today in terms of physical health {I mean, ignoring the fact my mouth is just spikes of death all the time as of now} so I decided to make this little chapter to help me cheer up lol

Here's a random edit I made of my self insert's neko AU because I fucking feel like it.