Obama noticed how hard he was and tried his best to cover it up without anyone noticing. Unfortunately for him, everyone noticed. SpongeBob sat on the couch, between the two. "I was thinking, we could try to have some fun?" He put an arm on each of their thighs and they both blushed. Shrek was the first to say something.

"Sounds good tae me," he said in his buttery Scottish accent. "What about you, honey?"

Obama stumbled over his words before eventually responding. "Yeah, that sounds great." SpongeBob began kissing Obama, massaging one of his many holes. This got Shrek hard too, which caused his massive 24" cock to pop out of his pants. He pulled them down, stroking and huffing. SpongeBob looked over his shoulder, not wanting to leave Shrek out.

"Put it in me," he said sensually, beginning to play with Obama's tight anus. Shrek grabbed SpongeBob by the hips, found a hole a decent size, then shoved his throbbing member into SpongeBob's tight hole. SpongeBob let out a squeak, slipping a finger into Obama's ass. As Shrek pounded himself in and out of SpongeBob, he leaned over and kissed Obama. 

SpongeBob then took the opportunity to wrap his hand around Obama's schlock, caressing it carefully. Obama huffed as his cock grew thicker and harder. After a few minutes, the house shook as Shrek, Obama, and SpongeBob let out a thunderous roar of pleasure. All at once, they ejaculated, leaving them weak in the knees. Shrek had never felt pleasure like that before, and Obama was in ecstacy. But SpongeBob wasn't worried about that right now. Once the others had dozed off on the couch, SpongeBob went to his fax machine, took the divorce papers off, and began signing. All that was left to do was send the papers to Patrick, and to make sure Patrick didn't find out about this.